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1. Sass-Badger Versus Son-of-No-One by Cards_Slash

   Fandoms: Assassin's Creed  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M, M/M, Multi
   • Complete Work

   31 Dec 2015

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Malik Al-Sayf/Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad
   • Desmond Miles/Lucy Stillman
   • Malik Al-Sayf/Leonardo da Vinci
   • Malik Al-Sayf
   • Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad
   • Kadar Al-Sayf
   • Ezio Auditore da Firenze
   • Desmond Miles
   • everyone
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Blogging
   • Romance

   Summary

   Malik did not hate Altair because he was rich, handsome, famous (for nothing), athletic or apparently charming (to women). No, Malik hated Altair because he was a sexist pig with a perpetual audience that was influencing a whole generation of tweens to think it was perfectly okay to say whatever dick thing came into their heads. That was why he started his blog; he just didn’t count on Altair finding it or becoming it’s number one fan.

   Series

   • Part 1 of Sass Verse

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