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Panel 1:
Dipper's nervous. He's struggling to build up the courage to flirt with Pacifica. Robert and Caskey are trying to encourage him. Mabel's leaning towards Dipper. Pacifica's staring at Dipper from the other side of the room.
Dipper: I'm not so sure I can do this, guys. What if I just embarrass myself in front of her?
Robert: Son, don't be like that. You got this! You the man!
Caskey: Trust me, Mason, she likes you. I can honestly tell.
Mabel: Do, it Dipper! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!
Panel 2:
Melody's opening the next scenario. The screen reads "Unlikely things for a sports commentator to say".
Melody: Okay, and the next subject is "Unlikely things for a sports commentator to say". Who's have a go on this one?
Panel 3:
Dipper stands up.
Dipper: Wait. I have an idea.
Panel 4:
Dipper walks up the stairs to the stage. He doesn't see Pacifica walking past behind him.
Dipper: Ahem.
Panel 5:
Dipper steps up to the mic. He sees Pacifica sitting next to the rest of the Pines family. He takes a deep breath.
Melody: And here we have Dipper Pines.
Dipper: Phew! Okay, here we go.
Panel 6:
Dipper speaks into the mic. Pacifica stares at Dipper longingly from the Pines family's table.
Dipper: Hello and welcome to the finals of the girl's rhythmic gymnastics tournaments. Because my crush, Pacifica Northwest will be competing, as a measure to prevent interference, I've been tied to my chair for my own good.
Panel 7:
The audience laughs and claps as Dipper returns to his family's table. Pacifica's blowing a kiss to Dipper and winking. Robert, Caskey and Mabel are applauding.
Robert: Well done, champ!
Panel 8:
Dipper sits down next to Pacifica.
Dipper: Hey, Pacifica.
Pacifica: I didn't know you knew I did rhythmic gymnastics.
Dipper: Yeah, I looked your name up online a while ago.
Panel 9:
Mabel teases Dipper. Dipper's face turns red. Pacifica's interested the Mabel's infomation.
Mabel: And he's been doing that every day since! You should see my scrap book! The pictures I took of the hungry look on his face while he watches the videos of your performances always make me laugh!
Dipper: Mabel!
Pacifica: Oh, is that so?
Panel 10:
Pacifica maneuvers her legs over Dipper's lap and guides Dippers hands behind her back.
Pacifica: I'll tell you what.
Panel 11:
Dipper and Pacifica are hugging with her legs over his. She's resting her head on his shoulder, looking up at his face and smiling. Dipper's blushing.
Pacifica: I'll give you a private performance at your place later tonight. And Dipper, I want interference.
Dipper: O....Okay.