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caligulasAquarium [CA]
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apocalypseArisen [AA]
CA: hey ara
AA: oh hey
AA: ribbit
CA: wwhat are you doin
AA: searching f0r the precise m0ment t0 tr0ll the blue human
AA: i d0nt understand why he abjures his lusus painstakingly made c0nfecti0ns
AA: i think he just needs to layer 0ff and eat s0me!
AA: oh g0d that was h0rrible
CA: haha
CA: no that wwas kinda funny
AA: uh thank y0u
AA: pard0n my impudence but y0u what d0 you want
CA: i wwas just tryin to strike up a conversation
CA: wwe dont talk much
AA: that might be a result 0f completely deriding me and sending constant death threats
AA: ribbit
CA: wwell im tryin to make amends for my deplorable attitude
CA: sincerely
AA: i d0nt really believe y0u
CA: wwell
CA: youre pudding me in an odd position then
AA: what
CA: you know
CA: confection puns
AA: 0h
AA: ive heard butter
CA: no need to be so pie and mighty
AA: st0p being such a fl0ur-puss!
AA: ribbit
CA: you dough-nut tell me wwhat to do
AA: haha
CA: you see
CA: i can be a nice guy
CA: do you trust me yet
AA: n0
CA: fuck what the fuck does it take for you to make me your fuckin matesprit
CA: do i havve to fuckin go with the you into bowwels of the fuckin veil for the crystal scalemate
AA: 0_0
CA: fuck did i just type that
AA: yes y0u did
CA: look ara let me explain
AA: n0 need
AA: i knew this day w0uld c0me
AA: y0u crawling t0 the l0west rung 0f the hem0spectrum begging f0r an i0ta of pity fr0m anyone with a heartbeat
CA: wwatch wwho the fuck youre talkin to
AA: youre trying to acc0st a part dead girl part fr0g part sprite part r0b0t
AA: so n0t much respect can be given!
CA: i still higher than you
AA: ribbit
AA: are y0u h0nestly still trying t0 h0ld 0n to the decrepit idea 0f the hierarchy
AA: wake up and smell the grubsauce
AA: theres 12 of us in a fucking aster0id belt
AA: wh0 the hell is going to enf0rce wh0s above wh0m
CA: uh wwell
AA: haha
AA: this is more funny than the c0nfecti0n puns
AA: i h0nestly pity y0u
CA: wwoww
CA: after all of that youre pitying me
AA: plat0nically d0nt get ahead of yourself
AA: as a matter 0f fact i rev0ke that statement
AA: pitying y0u w0uld imply willingness to help y0u fr0m y0ur state
AA: i n0thing you
AA: between the four quadrants i am at the origin
AA: t0 accurately display my utter n0thingness f0r y0u id have t0 pull my temp0ral selves 0ut 0f d00med timelines p0sition them all acr0ss the incisphere and wed sing a hymn 0f neutrality f0r y0u wed sing for sweeps 0n end lulling the dem0n back into his d0mini0n and making bili0us slick hum and tap his feet t0 the beat of 0ur apathy
CA: oh cod
CA: id expect kar to say somethin like that
AA: heres a little truth for y0u
AA: while we waited f0r the dem0n t0 cull us 0ff the plane 0f existence
AA: ad interim tr0lling grubs wh0 believe wearing see-through disguises c0uld help them sneak past there lusii
AA: y0u realize y0u were 0stracized by literally the last 11 pe0ple 0n alternia
AA: but y0u still have t0 much pride t0 ask f0r them t0 take y0u back
AA: s0 what do you do
AA: y0u can either jump 0ff that high-h00fbeast 0r stay 0n it and feel as if y0u are entitled t0 s0me respect
AA: a psychol0gical dilemma welc0me to sollux's world!
AA: as a matter 0f fact i think thats why y0u hate him s0 much
AA: he's exactly like y0u but yet hes better than y0u
AA: he has actually friends
AA: hes the best pr0grammer here single-handedly fixing all 0f these c0mputers for us
AA: and f0r the m0st part
AA: feferi actually likes him
AA: naturally n0t 0ut any feeling 0f 0bligation to quell y0ur gen0cidal nature
AA: she likes him
AA: she doesnt like you
AA: n0body likes y0u
AA: get 0ut of my face