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-Garreg Mach Announcements-
Byleth: Hello, as you can see I have added you all to this group chat. This chat is specifically for announcements, however, I have invited you to your respective house leader chat as well. Your house leader, and the member of their choosing has been gifted mod perms. That is all, see you all tomorrow at class.
-Stan the Begales-
Caspar: I can't believe Edelgard made this the name! Right Linny?
Linhardt: Please don't call me that..
Edelgard: Well, I figured since the Golden Deer have "Fear the Deer" and "Fear the Eagles" doesn't sound right, I figured "Fear the Beagles" was a nice choice.
Bernadetta: But we don't want people fearing us! Besides, who would fear a cute little beagle!?
Petra: What is this beagle?
Dorothea: It's a type of dog
Petra: Oh so it's basically meaning fear the hellhounds of brutal slaughter?
Caspar: LMAO
Bernadetta: EEK I DON'T WANT TO BE SLAUGHTERED
Dorothea: Hun, no. Who taught you that?
Caspar: Prolly Hubert
Petra: Yes
Caspar: Called it
Dorothea: Of course..
Bernadetta: WAAAAAAAAAA I DON'T WANT TO BE SLAUGHTEREDDDDD
Dorothea: You won't get slaughtered, Bernie.
Edelgard: Anyways, I think it's about time I give you all your nicknames. Hubert, Ferdinand and Linhardt are currently offline so you guys can decide yours for the time being.
Dorothea: Can you pls make mine "bisexualofbeauty"?
-Dorothea's name has been changed to bisexualofbeauty-
Caspar: I want CasparTimeLol ight?
-Caspar's name has been changed to CasparTimeLol-
Petra: I would like "GodessOfBrigid"
-Petra's name has been changed to GodessOfBrigid-
Bernadetta: Just Bernie is fine
-Bernadetta's name has been changed to Bernie-
Edelgard: Also keep in mind these nicknames will be transferred from all chats aside from DM's.
Linhardt: What is it? I'm trying to napngsnstgsnststb
-Blue Lions Group Chat-
Dimitri: G'day mates
Sylvain: :0
Annette: :0
Dimitri: What?
Annette: Nothing it's just you never say "G'day mates"..
Felix: Who are you and what have you done with the real boar?
Dimitri: Claude taught me the "art of memeing"
Felix: That explains it all.
Annette: Ohhhhhhhhhh okie
Dimitri: Anyways @everyone, sorry for the "ping" but please choose your nicknames. And keep in mind that outside of Private Messages, these will appear everywhere.
Felix: Idc just give me whatever
-Felix's name has been changed to I Studied the Blade ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)-
I Studied the Blade ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): WTF BOAR!?
Sylvain: LMAOOOOOOO
Dimitri: My apologies, but you did say "whatever" and you're always rude, (no offense) so I figured I'd get payback
I Studied the Blade ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): CHANGE MY NAME NOW!
-Dimitri is offline-
I Studied the Blade ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): @Dimitri @Dimitri @Dimitri @Dimitri @Dimitri @Dimitri @Dimitri @Dimitri
I Studied the Blade ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): STUPID BOAR I'LL KILL YOU!
-Golden Deer Group Chat-
Claude: first
Lysithea: No one gives a
Claude: Okay midget
Hilda 👁👄👁
Lorenz: What in the name of Fodlan-
Claude: Teach gave us group chats. However what they didn't know is that they actually gave us meme fuel
Lysithea: We already have enough meme fuel
Claude: THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS ENOUGH MEME FUEL
Claude: Well maybe for you since you have a small body lmao
Leonie: I don't want to do this, but you're on thin ice, Riegan.
Hilda: OH SHIT
Lorenz: 👁👄👁
Lysithea: It's fine, bae. He can live
Lysithea: For now
Hilda: BAE!?
Claude: :0
Leonie: We didn't tell you? Me and Lysithea are dating
Hilda: In that case I might as well 'fess up as well
Hilda: I'm dating Marianne
Claude: CALLED IT
Claude: And then there's just Lorenz who's single af
Lorenz: triggered.img
Claude: Actually..
-Lorenz's nickname has been changed to single lmao-
single lmao: GASP
Hilda: MFCCKGCCYKCGKFKYDKYSTLSTLG
Leonie: LMAOOOOOOOO
Lysithea: YASSSSSSSSSSS JUST YASSSSSSSSSSSSSS
(I think that'll wrap up this chapter! Cya'll :D)