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9:35am
Tsukauchi added @revelinthechaos to 'why does no-one have enough intelligence to make a witty gc name?'
Tsukauchi: @everyone, This is the hacker/analyst Deku. They have helped the police on hundreds of cases for small fee's which are surprisingly cheap considering the depth, detail and skill of their analyses and hacking. If anyone needs help please direct yourself to them instead of the police, although do still notify us, of course. Thank you.
revelinthechaos and Miruko are online
revelinthechaos: wow is this what appreciation is? i like it
Miruko: dayum, you ok?
revelinthechaos: no, honestly.
revelinthechaos: this definitely won't do
revelinthechaos changed Miruko's name to HopHopMfs
revelinthechaos changed Hawks' name to birbgoflap
revelinthechaos changed Present Mic's name to SCREAAAAHHHH
revelinthechaos changed Eraserhead's name to Catnap
revelinthechaos changed Midnight's name to NapTimeKiddies
revelinthechaos changed Kamui Wood's name to TwigFucker
revelinthechaos changed Power Loader's name to FixItFelix
revelinthechaos changed Nedzu's name to Stilldontbeatmeinchessyetratman
revelinthechaos changed Gang Orca's name to PandaWhale
revelinthechaos changed Recovery Girl's name to Eir
revelinthechaos changed Tsukauchi's name to TwoTruthsAndALie
revelinthechaos: there we go much better
HopHopMfs: i like them
Catnap: of course you would
revelinthechaos: why thank you btw ima guy
HopHopMfs: thx
Catnap, TwoTruthsAndALie and NapTimeKiddies are online
Catnap: why are we letting someone so immature here? its illogical.
revelinthechaos: well fuck you too eraser (please don't take that to heart you're my favourite hero)
Catnap: see what i mean
TwoTruthsAndALie: yeah but their analysis is amazing so deal with it.
revelinthechaos: aww Tsuka's developed a soft spot for me
TwoTruthsAndALie: hush child.
revelinthechaos: MirukoAnalysisShortened.doc
still dont like me Eraser? i would've given you yours but i figured you didn't want your secrets revealed
Catnap: while your analysis is extremely impressive you are still apparently a child. thank you for your insightfulness
NapTimeKiddies: THAT WAS THE SHORTENED VERSION?!??
revelinthechaos: btw the only thing you said you me after saving me from a mugging when I was six has stopped me from attempting so many fucking times so uh, thank you?
Catnap: what did I say?
NapTimeKiddies: ...attempt what kiddo?
revelinthechaos is offline 12:45am
SCREAAAAHHHH is online
SCREAAAAHHHH: so how old are you kid?
revelinthechaos: im 15
HopHopMfs: …
NapTimeKiddies: ...
SCREAAAAHHHH: …
SCREAAAAHHHH: ...
Catnap: …
TwigFucker, FixItFelix and PandaWhale are online
TwigFucker: …
FixItFelix: …
PandaWhale: ...
HopHopMfs: bitch wat
PandaWhale: are you sure you dont have an analysis quirk?
revelinthechaos: 100% considering being quirkless has given me nothing but 11 years of abuse, bullying and suicide baiting.
revelinthechaos has deleted 1 message
PandaWhale: did anyone else see that?
13:14pm
SCREAAAAHHHH, PandaWhale and revelinthechaos are online
SCREAAAAHHHH: see what?
PandaWhale: screenshot.jpg
SCREAAAAHHHH: little listener you ok?
revelinthechaos: 👁️👄👁️
revelinthechaos: what do you think Yamada?
SCREAAAAHHHH: how'd you know my name revelinthechaos: no friends = free time = lots of fun trips into the not-white web!
Eir: Child are you ok? I believe you should invest in a therapist.
revelinthechaos: lol my therapist had to get his own after trying to therapise me
Eir: Are you sure? I'm sure that Hound Dog would be quite happy to help you.
revelinthechaos: i'd rather not get arrested for my illegal hacking, but thank you anyways
revelinthechaos: sorry but i gtg now byeee
revelinthechaos is offline
SCREAAAAHHHH: anyone else get shivers from that?