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Xander: I’LL FIGHT ANYONE WHO INSULTS DAVID!
David: I’m not that great-
Xander: SQUARE UP, BITCH!
Whit: Truth or dare?
Charles: Truth.
Whit: How many hours have you slept this week?
Charles: ...dare.
Whit: Go to sleep.
Charles: I don’t like this game.
Teruko: My wound isn’t that serious. Arturo said all the bleeding’s internal, and that’s where blood is supposed to be.
Min: Why would you give Arei a knife?!
Xander: She said she felt unsafe…
Min: Now I feel unsafe!
Xander: I’m sorry…
Xander: Would you like a knife?
Arei: Guys, I just ended a five year relationship!
Eden: Are you okay?!
Arei: Yeah, it wasn’t mine.
Teruko: Guys, I need help.
Whit: Love help?
Hu: Financial help?
Eden: Emotional help?
Veronika: Help hiding a body?
Everyone else: ..What
Whit, happily: Oh, Charles is gonna hate this.
Hu: Teruko, did you eat all the powdered donuts?
Teruko: ...no?
Hu: Then what’s that white powder on your skirt?
Teruko, sweating: ...drugs?
Ace: I’m perfectly fine!
Levi: Ace, this morning, you thought a ghost made your toast.
Ace: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!
Xander: I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Min: Did you mean cards?
Xander, pulling knives out of his sleeves: No, I did not.
Arei: Do you take constructive criticism?
J: No, I absolutely do not.
Arei: It fucking sucks.
Teruko, struggling to keep upright in 1 inch heels: Yeah, I don’t think heels are for me
Arei, walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK
Whit: *Hugging Charles*
Charles: What is this?
Whit: Affection
Charles: Disgusting
Charles:
Charles: Do it again.
Whit: Hi, welcome to applebees, would you like apples or bees?
Teruko: ...Bees?
Whit: SHE HAS SELECTED THE BEES!
Teruko: Wait-
Arei: *walks in with a jar of bees*
Teruko: WAIT-