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Poor poor slow dancer. He was having a bad bad day, and it was about time he got his way, for he had just gotten terrible big sad information. God ol Johnny, had no idea what he was about to crawl into. Dragging his sad ass over to slow dancers sex chamber, he quietly knocked on the door. "SlowHoeHomo? Little pog champ? You doing okay?" "NEIGH NEIGH NEIGH! neigh neigh neigh neigh neigh neigh neigh neigh neigh neigh?" ("GO AWAY JOHNNY! can't you see I'm in the middle of a breakdown?") Johnny didn't care, and slowly opened the door. He crawled over to slow dancer, who was trying to shove five big black dildos in his ass at once."Whats got you down snazzy daz?" Slow dancer stoped messing with the dildos. "Neigh neigh, neigh neigh...neigh neigh...neigh neigh neigh neigh."("Oh Johnny, it's terrible...I'm pregnant...and you're the father. ") "God damnit! Now I have to call gyro so he can perform the abortion." "NEIGH! Neigh neigh neigh neigh." ("NO! I'm keeping my baby!") "The hell you are!" Slow dancer then put his ass in Johnny's face, he was ready to take a big fucking shit on this sad sack of a man. When slow dancer tried to push out a brown log however, a whole ass tape worm popped out and slid down Johnny's throat. Johnny then died and slow dancer have birth to a horrifying baby a few months after, and then proceed to kill himself over now ugly the baby was, and left gyro in charge of it.