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✨setter bitches✨
7:35pm
Oikawa: You know, I just saw an alien documentary
Hanamaki: oh would have never guessed
Hanamaki: really surprised me here cap
Oikawa: Hush Makki
Oikawa: Now
Oikawa: Do you guys think that old civilizations had help from Aliens?
Yahaba: What?
Oikawa: Think about it.
Oikawa: The Mayas, Egypt, HOW did they do these impressive buildings that humanity today can't replicate
Watari: I honestly prefer if he stays up all night watching volleyball games
Watari: Then I understand what he’s talking about anyways
Yahaba: True
Hanamaki: iwaizumis beating his ass one way or another :D
Oikawa: Rude
Oikawa: You guys don't understand me
Oikawa: I need help from an outsider
Oikawa: Betrayed by my own kind
Yahaba: Oh shit
Hanamaki: language young man
Watari: Damn
Hanamaki: you are on thin fucking ice
Yahaba: What was that?
Hanamaki: oh no..
'Oikawa' added 'Sugawara' to "✨setter bitches✨"
Oikawa: Hear me out Mr. Refreshing
Oikawa: Aliens
Watari: No
Hanamaki: werewolfs~
Yahaba: No
Sugawara: I don't know bout aliens, but you do have a werewolf
Hanamaki: see he agrees
Oikawa: Can we discuss Kyoken-chan later
Yahaba: Not again
Oikawa: ALIENS Mr. Refreshing
Sugawara: I mean, I guess...
Sugawara: as big as just our galaxy is it would be kinda stupid that life doesn’t exist outside of our planet
Sugawara: is that all I’m here for?
Oikawa: Originally
Oikawa: But you may stay anyways
Oikawa: As you can see, this is a Setters group chat
Sugawara: I see, I see...
Sugawara: but who are the other people?
Sugawara: I don't remember seijoh having 4 setters??
Hanamaki: lol we dont
Sugawara: then... are you from other schools??
Watari: Again no
Watari: I play Libero and Hanamaki-san is a Wing Spiker
Oikawa: But Watari used to play Setter and Makki does most of our emergency sets if I or Yahaba can’t
Sugawara: ohhh, so basically honorary Setters?
Oikawa: Jup
Sugawara: nice
Sugawara: so what do you talk about here?
Hanamaki: aliens, volleyball, guys, girls, conspiracies, tea
Hanamaki: as you can tell most topics come from oikawa
Sugawara: tea as in the beverage or tea as in gossip?
Hanamaki: really?
Sugawara: c'mon its Oikawa we're talking about
Sugawara: everything’s possible with him
Sugawara: anyways
Sugawara: did the group pic come from him as well?
Yahaba: Yes
Watari: Yahaba would have made a way more chaotic aesthetically pleasing picture
Sugawara: but that is kinda chaotic already
Sugawara: how would you be even more chaotic??
Hanamaki: they both have horrible taste
Yahaba: Hey!
Oikawa: Rude Makki-chan, rude
Oikawa: Me and my favourite kohai are perfect the way we are!
Sugawara: as captain you shouldn’t have a favourite
Oikawa: As Vice-Captain you should neither
Oikawa: But I feel like you still do
Sugawara: now don’t call me out
Sugawara: I cant help that the kohai I stole from you is adorable
Oikawa: Are you saying Tobio-chan is better than Yahaba-chan
Sugawara: no offense yahaba, but yes I think so
Yahaba: None taken I guess
Oikawa: Gasp
Oikawa: How dare you
Oikawa: He is such a brat
Oikawa: Seriously needs to learn some manners
Oikawa: But look at my Yahaba on the other hand
Oikawa: Intelligent
Oikawa: Kind
Oikawa: A good leader
Oikawa: An angel honestly
Yahaba: Thank you?
Watari: Have we met the same person?
Yahaba: stfu
Watari: Point proven
'Hanamaki' changed 'Oikawa's name to '✨best but also worst senpai✨'
✨best but also worst senpai✨: Makki
✨best but also worst senpai✨: wtf
Sugawara: nono
Sugawara: he’s got a point
Hanamaki: while we're at it
'Hanamaki' changed 'Sugawara's name to 'Mommacrow'
Mommacrow: 🧐
Hanamaki: aunticrow does not have the same ring to it
✨best but also worst senpai✨: I got you
' ✨best but also worst senpai✨' changed ' Mommacrow' s name to ' 🍷black feathered wine aunt🍷'
🍷black feathered wine aunt🍷: I can life with that
Hanamaki: fine
Hanamaki: now
' Hanamaki' changed ' Watari' s name to ' The real best kohai'
The real best kohai: pls don’t drag me into that
Hanamaki: fiiiine
' Hanamaki' changed ' The real best kohai' s name to ' 🌿real liberos stay close to the ground🌿'
Yahaba: That is actually a good name😂
✨best but also worst senpai✨: Watari you are our mascot now!
🌿real liberos stay close to the ground🌿: pls don’t
Hanamaki: all i hear is yes
Hanamaki: moving on
'Hanamaki' changed ' Yahaba' s name to ' 🧂this is what happens if you confuse sugar with salt for your creampuff recepie🧂'
🍷black feathered wine aunt🍷: whatever you take, I want it too
🧂this is what happens if you confuse sugar with salt for your creampuff recepie🧂: Pleas choose something shorter
🧂this is what happens if you confuse sugar with salt for your creampuff recepie🧂: This will make me nervous otherwise
Hanamaki: okay i see you
Hanamaki: but only because i am a nice person
' Hanamaki' changed ' 🧂this is what happens if you confuse sugar with salt for your creampuff recepie🧂' s name to ' 🧂as sweet as salt🧂'
🧂as sweet as salt🧂: Thank you
✨best but also worst senpai✨: Now the grand Finale
' ✨best but also worst senpai✨' changed ' Hanamaki' s name to ' 😈makki👿'
🧂as sweet as salt🧂: Perfect
🌿real liberos stay close to the ground🌿: 10/10
🍷black feathered wine aunt🍷: would recommend
✨best but also worst senpai✨: Thank you
✨best but also worst senpai✨: Thank you very much
😈makki👿: i dont get a say in this?
🍷black feathered wine aunt🍷: you sain you disagree??
😈makki👿: lmao you right
😈makki👿: this good
✨best but also worst senpai✨: Anyways
✨best but also worst senpai✨: Mr. Refreshing
✨best but also worst senpai✨: You are officially my co parent in this group now
🍷black feathered wine aunt🍷: since when??
✨best but also worst senpai✨: Since you became >aunt<
✨best but also worst senpai✨: Now my dear >sister<
✨best but also worst senpai✨: Meet Makki the older >sibling<
✨best but also worst senpai✨: Yahaba my younger >child<
✨best but also worst senpai✨: And Watari
✨best but also worst senpai✨: He is Iwa-chans >child<
✨best but also worst senpai✨: But I take more care of him
🍷black feathered wine aunt🍷: alrighty
🍷black feathered wine aunt🍷: hey guys
🍷black feathered wine aunt🍷: I am your >aunt< suga now
🌿real liberos stay close to the ground🌿: Oh god
🌿real liberos stay close to the ground🌿: Why
🧂as sweet as salt🧂: Couldn’t you have at least tried to argue??
🍷black feathered wine aunt🍷: lmao no
🍷black feathered wine aunt🍷: this is great
😈makki👿: this whole thing is great