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why was everyone so bratty?
brat child waits for it. the akuma, late as always, finally absorbs into her polished black fingernail.
“brat child, I am granting brat child the power to change everyone into a brat in exchange for the ladybug and chat noir miraculi! please accept owo!” says hawkmoth.
“Um ya no thx everyone is already a brat lolol,” says brat child. “But can i have the power to shapeshift and teleport and be able to do magic? Also gimme super speed like wow dude ur akuma stuff are baddd! And all the infinity stones from the mcu but without the pain,” she adds.
“Ummmmm ill try ig,” says hawkmoth, bewildered.
“Thx! Also if u make everyone give me money that would be gud too,” brat child says.
“Ok lol,” says hawkmoth.
“Uwu! Ladybug, chat noir, here i come!!” and brat child are dissolved into Purple bubbles. brat child's costume is normal, except she was equipped with a new navy colored hoodie and was wearing black sweatpants. “OMG i luv luv luv this costume!!!” brat child says. she is also holding her phone and some airpods.
Then she shapeshifts into ladybug, just for funsies.
“Ya um ik who ladybug and chat noir is hawkdaddy so dw lol” brat child say through the butterfly cell phone connection. she grins as she feels Hawkmoths shock.
“WHO????? OMG!!!!!?”
“Uh ya i mean i just photoshopped their masks and turns out chat noir is adrien and marinette is ladybug lol like it doesn't take a genius to figure it out brat-”
“--OMG ADRIEN?”
“Ya ur son brat.”
“OMG UMMMMMM ummmm wdym my son??? Hahahhaha,” says hawky.
“Uwu ik ur gabriel like u literally have a huge butterfly window in ur mansion- i even snuck in and saw u talking to nooroo- like pls-
-And its rlly creepy when u store ur dead wifes rotting body in a clear box dood like what is up with that”
Hawkmoth is shocked. “omg! “
“Dw dood i literally hate ladybug shes like such a brat and stalker so ill help u”
Then she shapeshifts into herself and she creates an illusion with her infinity stone that she made from thin air.
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“OMG!!! Ladybug, chat noir, pls help!!!! Owo owo owo!!!” Brat child is pretending to be a ugly akuma while grabbing herself by the neck.
“Ladybug, chat noir, if u dont come and grab her, she ded. Also there is a forcefeiled around me so u cant just grab her u need to gimme the miraculous. uwu. “ brat child says. B brat childs ilusion created by the reality stone struggles in her hands and she makes all of paris look like it was burning.
“OMG!” says mayonnaise. “Curse my hero complex! I suddenly feel the need to go save her uwu!”
Then brat child, while invisible, lands in marinettes room without a thump. Bc her shoes are soundproof and she tped there. She grabs the miraculous box and puts everything on. She doesnt tell hawky bc she wants them to herself.
Meanwhile, mayonnaise has transformed and is swinging to where the fake brat chiuld and brat child akuma is.
“OMG!” says ladybug. “Release her rn!!!!!! Ugh!!!!!!!”
“Ya nope brat” says brat child. “ i am forcefield and i have the power to make force fields!!!!!!! She says stereotypically.
“Umm ok” says ladybug. “Anyways i will give miraculous!!!!!!!!!!” She grabs her fake miraculous earrings and give them tobrat child. Then she looks at brat childs hat.
Obviously that is the akumatized object!!! She breaks through the forcefield and grabs her hat, and breaks it, and an akuma flies out. “Miraculous ladybrat!” she says and throws it into the air.
“Nuhhh!! Says the akuma, and fake illusion brat child falls to the ground. It looks like everything is back to normal but then the illusion fades and mayonnaise is back without her earrings. “Huh?” she screams.
“Hahaha! Says brat child. “I literally could have just grabbed it but i wanted to have some fun :)” says brat child. She holds up a flute that looks like the fox miraculous. “I used this to-”
“HIYAHHHHH” says chat noir and he kicks it out of her hands. The illusions fade, and only a wide eyed brat child and the fake brat child akuma are ther now.
“Omg! Thank u for saving me!!” says fake brat child.
Chat noir hugs ladybug. She hugs back. She realizes she in her costume again!!! How did the akuma know her identity uwu?
Then chat noir grabs her earrings and she startles.
Brat child (still fake) rises to the air. She has the two miraculi in her hands, and fake chat noir dissolves. “Ya um adrien was sleeping so i just took this from him lol” says brat child. She tps away, but not before saying, “ha lol it actually worked- that was so fun to watch lol.”
“H-how” whimpers ladybug- now mayonnaise. The whole thing was livestreamed to paris, except the illusion made it look like ladybug was brutally beating up civilian brat child. Paris is terrified. And they sue ladybug.
Meanwhile, brat child has sucked all the money from gabreil agrestes bank acc and now she is rich. She uses her reality stone to make ppl think she paid for stoof when she actually didnt. She goes and gets some food. She also changes gabriels memory of what happened, making him think that he akumatized mr pigeon and not brat child.
Gabriel agreste is left confused and bankrupt bc his butterfly brooch had been missing the whole time. Brat child had stolen it from him to ensure she kept her powers.
She now lives in mansion and mayonnaise is in jail while adrien is happily dating luka uwu. All her fav fandoms are real now and she attends hogwarts but voldy is dead and she kill him.
Fin.