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Jotaro pulled the keys out of the ignition as Grey-Anon sighed, they had arrived at the hospital where Grey-Anon was getting a ball transplant. Jotaro put his hand on Gray-Anons thigh, comforting them. Grey-Anon smiled at the gesture, "It'll be alright dear..." Jotaro said to Gray-Anon. Gray-Anon looked out the windshield, zoning out.. "I'm so nervous.. my coochie is sweating.." Gray-Anon said, Jotaro blinked at them then proceeded to get out the car. Gray-Anon followed him, they walked into the large hospital building, Gray-Anon skipped along to the reception desk with Jotaro following close behind. Gray-Anon rung the service bell, the receptionist looked up at them with a scowl, "How can I help you.." The receptionist asked, clearly disinterested. "I'm here for a ball transplant." Grey-Anon stated cheerfully while holding on to Jotaro's arm, the receptionist looked at the pair with wide eyes, "Oh.. um.. right, down that hall.. first door on your left." The receptionist guided them. The couple walked in the direction the receptionist told them to go, hand in hand. "Have your nerves subsided, my dear?" Jotaro asked Gray-Anon. "Yeah! I'm more excited than nervous now.."
Jotaro & Grey-Anon arrived in the room they were instructed to go to.. the room was strange looking, jars of different sized testicles on every shelf. Grey-Anon walked around the room, examining the array of nuts in the room, as Jotaro took a seat in a strange.. penis shaped chair. "Wow. This doctor is really passionate about.. nuts." Jotaro stated, as Grey-Anon poked some of the jars filled with balls. The door swung open, making Grey-Anon & Jotaro jump slightly. "What the fuck?!" Grey-Anon exclaimed.. staring at the doctor, "You're.. Sarah Paulson??" Grey-Anon asked dumbfounded.. the doctor smiled replying, "I am indeed.. but that's not important! what's important is your testicle transplant today.." Jotaro sat in his chair, confused as to what was going on. "Now, come here and sit up on this table for me please." The doctor gestured to Grey-Anon. "Um.. alright.." Grey-Anon walked towards the table, shooting Jotaro a confused look, Grey-Anon sat on the table. "Shouldnt I be in like.. a surgery room or someth-" Grey-Anon was cut off by Sarah Paulson sticking a big ass needle in Grey-Anon's arm, "WHAT THE FUCKING ELEPHANT ANAL BEADS!?" Grey-Anon yelled. "Not even a fucking warning?!" Grey-Anon hissed at the doctor as they slowly started to drift off..
Grey-Anon woke up to a head splitting headache, still in the same testicle decorated room. "What the fuck happened..? Jotaro..?" Grey-Anon called out for their boyfriend, as their sight adjusted, they looked at Jotaro sprawled out in the same penis chair he was sitting in before the 'surgery'.. Grey-Anon rushed to Jotaro's side, attempting to wake him up, only being met with a quiet groan from Jotaro. "Are you okay, Jojo?" Jotaro opened his eyes slowly, "What happened..?" Jotaro asked Grey-Anon quietly. "I'm not sure Jotaro.. did she put you to sleep as well?" Jotaro nodded. Grey-Anon reached into their pants, only to be met with a single small little testicle.. red and sore. "What the fuck....." Grey-Anon stared at Jotaro. Jotaro looked at Grey-Anon confused, "Something's missing here..." Jotaro palmed himself through his pants, his eyes widened. "The doctor... they.. they stole my balls.." Grey-Anon stared at Jotaro, dumbfounded. "What.. why... would they..?" Grey-Anon scratched the back of their head, "Well.. um.. what should we do now.. Jojo.." Jotaro stared at Grey-Anon, "I'm not sure..." Grey-Anon sighed, "Whatever, lets just have sex." Grey-Anon dragged Jotaro out of the room & to the receptionist's desk, and then they fucked on top of it. The end.