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1. Say Anything...Except That by cortexikid

   Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   05 Nov 2020

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Peter Parker/Wade Wilson
   • Peter Parker
   • Wade Wilson
   • lots of other marvel characters
   • May Parker
   • Tony Stark
   • Steve Rogers
   • Clint Barton
   • Bruce Banner
   • Jarvis (Iron Man movies)
   • Natasha Romanoff
   • Thor (Marvel)
   • Matt Murdock
   • Franklin "Foggy" Nelson
   • Sam Wilson
   • Slow Build
   • Friends to Lovers
   • college!age peter
   • slightly!older wade
   • References galore
   • wade is hired to kill the guy who's trying to kill peter
   • Peter is Not Impressed
   • but has to keep his cover
   • Frottage
   • Hand Jobs
   • Blow Jobs
   • Spideypool - Freeform
   • Canon-Typical Violence
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Self-Esteem Issues
   • Angst and Humor
   • Pining
   • some pre-Matt/Foggy in later chapters
   • depictions of graphic character death
   • depictions of human experimentation
   • discussion of trauma
   • PTSD
   • depictions of physical and psychological torture
   • Hypnotism
   • Mind Control

   Summary

   Wait…what are we doing?
   A summary, Deadpool. You know, so people can know what this fic is about?
   Oh.
   Yeah.
   You got anything yet?
   Nothin’.
   Some writer you are.
   Fuck you, okay? Summaries are hard.
   So am I. For Spidey. Ooh! Write that down. That should be in the summary! It’s all anybody needs to know, really.
   What about you know, basic plot details?
   That’s what the tags are for. Duh. You new to this site or what?
   We can’t just—
   Okay, okay. Here’s everything you need to know in three words: assassination, assonance and ass. LOTS OF ASS.
   You’re a wordsmith. Truly.
   I know. I should just write this baby myself!
   If you wrote it yourself it would just be sex, tacos, and more sex.
   ...What's your point?

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   235,840

   Chapters:

   25/26

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