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calum: were on a plaaaannee
michael: no
calum: in the skyyyy
ashton: shhhh
calum: in thE SKYYYYYYYYyyYyyYyYy
luke: dude shut up, spongbob lost gary
michael: i lost someone dear to me
michael: spongebob is now the most relaTABLE SHOW IN THE WHOLE DAMN WORLD
michael: yOUR SOUL MATE LEAVES YOU FOR SOMEONE OLDER
ashton: uhm. did i do something wrong
luke: baaaabbe we're just watching a show
michael: but u left me here with this dumb ass whos writing songs about this fucking plane
calum: heyy! theyre good songs. i should go solo with them
michael: please do
ashton: follow your dreams hun
michael: i can see you ashton.
ashton: ok...
michael: move.
michael: away.
luke: mikeyyyy stop itttttt
michael: i will when ashton learns about personal space.
lukey: hes not even that close to me
michael: calum do u not see how close your shaggy headed boyfriend is to my smoking hot bf
calum: mphf. i dont wanna talk 2 u mikey. u hurt my feelings
ashton: michael theres only one screen i hav to be a little bit close to him
michael: move tf ovr or i stg ill bash in that tv screen
luke: hey cal wanna switch seats
calum: yay ashy im gonna show u my new songs
ashton: cant wait cutie pie
michael: luuuukkeeyyyy i missd yeeewwwww
luke: missed you too
michael: stOP LAUGHING YOU DOUCHES
ashton: hOW DO WE NOT LAUGH WHEN THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT JUST SCOLDED YOU FOR PULLING LUKE ONTO YOUR LAP AND EATING HIS FACE OFF
calum: especially because she came due to coMPLAINTS OF MOANING OMFG
luke: oooo i saw that
michael: yeah i should report you guys for unnecessary pda
ashton: all i did was kiss him on the cheek
luke: lookd overly sexual to me
calum: it wasnt sexual it was just insanely cute bc ashton did it. u guys are jealous
luke: no michaels cuter
michael: no youre much cuter
luke: youre the cutesttttt
michael: your the most adorable cutest person in the whole wide world
luke: no im notttt
michael: i promise lukey u rrrrrr
luke: theres plenty if ppl cuter than me hun
michael: but you have amazing long blonde hair and crystal blue eyes and pale pretty skin and sexy long legs and an amazing voice and really really realllly soft pink lips <3
luke: aww th
calum: wait. did he die. what happened to 'thank you"
ashton: turn around omg theyre kissing again
calum: lol michaels not punk rock hes too soft
luke: like my lippssss :)))) im speciallll
michael: yes u r v special
michael: calum im fucking hardcore af. youll see when luke trys to get up tomorrow
luke: what??
luke: ohhhh
luke: mikey thats naughty
michael: ;)))
calum: aww ashy fell asleep
calum: im gonna awkwardly cuddle him now gn
calum: dear god youre kissing again