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It's not everyday you wake up with a serial killer trying to cuddle you hard enough to snap you in half. In fact, over 99% of people don't have to put up with this shit. So why was Makoto Naegi currently being used as a teddy bear by the vicious Genocider Syo, who his classmates and fellow prisoners had recently found out was actually the ultimate writing prodigy Toko Fukawa.
The morning announcement forced him from slumber to discover her, arms wrapped around his midsection and quietly napping with him in a bear hug.
Makoto looked down at her sleeping figure, and was quite shocked to find her almost… well… cute. Her long tongue lazily hanging out, with a peaceful smile and her hair out of its tails, loosely spreading across the sheets. She was wearing a fairly loose tank top and shorts, which matched Naegis very similar sleeping outfit. She looked so delicate and vulnerable, a weird state for someone who could probably break Makoto in half, in both the innuendo sense and the serious sense
"S-Syo? You awake?" Makoto ventured. This was not good for him. Worst case scenario, he was about to get scissor crucified for being too cute. Sayaka, Kyoko and Mukuro would agree, a fitting fate for him, but a tragic one nonetheless.
The vicious, terrifying, and quite wacky serial killer stirred from sleep, and peered up at our horrified protagonist. She was smiling. That couldn't be a good sign, Makoto was sure of it.
"Heya Mackaroons, sup?" Syo replied to him rather casually. That's probably not a bad thing. Maybe her being so calm means she won't turn Makoto into human soup.
Maybe.
"Hey, so I was wondering, why on God's green earth are you in my bed at this ungodly hour?" Makoto asked, his fear seeping in through the mask of sarcasm and anger.
"Well Makky-Mak, I was doing my rounds last night when I got a murder urge a rockin my bod, ya know!? And come to find, your door was unlocked!"
Makoto gulped, he didn't like where this was going.
"But, you were fast asleep, and you looked so peaceful. You reminded me of my old teddy bear, I called him Cuntface, anyway, I crawled in next to you for funsies. A gal needs her beauty sleep" Syo finished.
Makoto looked at her in confusion for a small while, before blinking a few times, then back to staring
"So, you aren't gonna kill me?" Makoto asked timidly
"Hmmm, probably not, but if you take the big spoon position, I'll definitely let you live."
Syo rolled over to her other side and Makoto obliged her request, he didn't want to die so he had no choice, and he wouldn't deny that the extra warmth was comfortable and making him sleepy. Well, this wasn't so bad. Actually, it wasn't so bad until Syo got one of her trademarked classic 'lewd ideas that will make everyone uncomfortable because its funny'
She randomly jerked her hips back, slamming her behind into Makoto's crotch.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPP" Makoto shouted with great manliness as he fell back off the bed in slightly aroused fear, jumping back away from Syo while hyper-ventilating
"Guess Little Makoto isn't so little after all, KYEHAHAHAHHHAHHHAHHAHHAHA" Syo said, looking back at the terrified boy
Just when this day couldn't get any worse at all, the day got even worse. The door had been kicked down by Kiyotaka Ishimaru, the Ultimate Moral Compass.
"Makoto! I heard screaming, what's going on in-'' Taka stopped speaking.
Sitting against the wall was a heavily breathing, pitching tent, and flushed Makoto, and on the bed, with very twisted sheets mind you, was one brightly smiling, usually twin tailed serial killer.
Both of whom in loose, wrinkled, revealing sleeping clothes.
Syo jumped up from the mattress and walked over to Ishimaru.
Syo got right in his face, put her hands on his shoulders, looked into his eyes and said slowly and as serious as she could, "Hello Tick Tock. Me and Mahkyutie here were just having rough, kinky, messy, sweaty, unprotected sex including every single hole."
You could've heard a pin drop after that, but instead you would of just heard a Taka drop as he promptly fainted in terror at the very suggestion of premarital sex between two of his friends. 70% chance he wasn't having a heart attack, but it was still very possible
At least it couldn't get any worse
It then proceeded to get worse
Syo sneezed. Well, fuck.
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Toko Fukawa woke up in a quite strange situation. She was in an unfamiliar dorm, very tired, feeling strangely affectionate, and with a fainted Ultimate Moral Compass on the floor at her feet. Today was looking shitty already for the authoress
She heard a faint breathing behind her, and turned to see a flushed, panting, strangely cuter than she remembered, and in little clothing Makoto Naegi.
"I- I can explain!" He yelled quickly, but Toko was already not digging this at all.
Makoto knew this looked bad, especially since the effects of Syo essentially humping him were still wearing off in his pants.
Toko being alone in a room with a still semi hard, panting boy, next to a messed up bed and a fainted moral compass were enough clues for her to accuse Makoto of some seriously fucked up shit, and he couldn't refute it yet.
So she fled the room in terror, headed for the cafeteria.
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Breakfast is a sacred time. It gives us the energy to march through the day. We, as a society, need breakfast.
We don't need the local quiet literary girl/serial killer running in, screaming her bloody head off. It interrupts society.
"MASTER BYAKUYA, I'M SO S-S-S-S-SORRY!!!!" Toko screamed at the affluent progeny she was now kneeling in front of, almost in tears, mumbling and sobbing something about saving herself for him.
Makoto followed in quickly, an arm of the knocked out Taka slung over his shoulder as he carried him in, seating him next to Chihiro and Mondo
"What happened to bro!?!" Mondo screamed in the smaller boys face "He just got knocked out by Syo, nothing else" Makoto was fast to counter
"YYYOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU" Toko loudly proclaimed, pointing at Makoto
"Toko, this is all one big-"
"Y-Y-YOU ATTEMPTED TO A-ASSAULT ME!"
"HE W H A T?" Shouted the entire cafeteria, excluding Gloomy McGloomerson and Lucky O'HopeBagel, at once.
"Wait a moment, wench" Byakuya commanded of Toko, who promptly shut up "Naegi, your side of the story"
Makoto then recounted his whole morning, from waking up, to the spooning, to the harassment from Syo, to Taka fainting, to Fukawa returning, all the while everyone listened, deep in thought.
"So, my main man Makoto almost got some serial killer action?? Not bad, not bad at all" Leon spoke first
"No, That's Wrong! It wasn't like that Leon! Come on man!" Makoto objected like some kind of spiky headed ace lawyer, however Leon did not believe him. He was proud of his little bro for finally finding out the burning question in everyone's mind since they'd met the infamous Genocider
Damn girl, what dat tongue do 😔
"I am inclined to believe Naegis story. It seems to line up with the facts nicely, and makes far more sense than him being a sexual deviant" Kyoko coldly backed him up.
"O-Oh I see how i-i-it is! This i-i-i-is one b-big prank on the u-ugly girl! Laugh it u-u-up!" Toko yelled, racking with sobs and storming out of the room.
"Toko, wait!!" Makoto shouted
She ran through the halls back to her room, and quickly opened the door. She threw herself in, but when she turned to close the door, a foot caught it.
"Toko, wait please…" Makoto pleaded to her from the other side of the door
"Why sh-should I listen to you, p-prankist!"
"Toko, it wasn't a prank, just a misunderstanding!"
"Let's all play jokes on the u-u-ugly girl!"
"Toko, you're the opposite of ugly, now can I please apologize for making you uncomfortable!?!"
"You're a liar, and a-a-a pranking asshole!"
Toko finally flung the door open
"Toko, I'm sorry for everything this morning!"
"Y-You're just preparing to hurt me again! Pr-Pranking me cause I'm unpleasant and ugly, is that it!?!"
"Toko! That's it, if you're ugly, then explain this!"
Makoto grabbed her wrists, pulled himself in closer, and kissed her.
It was short and sweet, not particularly great as it was both of their first time, but still a kiss nonetheless. Toko reciprocated quickly as they locked lips
Toko pulled away first, breathing heavily, and promptly slammed her door shut.
Makoto simply walked back to his room to get the rest of the sleep he'd damn well earned, with an extra skip in his step and a smile on his face
Toko listened, her ear against the door as he walked away. She eventually stopped panting, and began to push her fingers together with a lewd smile
He kissed her! A cute boy had kissed Toko Fukawa! That had never happened before! Not to mention, he initiated it! A boy liked her!
For just a fleeting, beautiful second, Toko's self doubts were finally swept away. For a moment, Toko really believed a boy was sweet on her! It was the best moment of Toko's life, until the doubts came back.
You're still ugly, he could still pick that model or detective or idol bitch. You stink, your excitement is unfounded, you're probably just an easy lay to him.
Toko walked to her diary, with a whole lot of stuff to write, and it was still just the start of the day.
She deduced he had just given her the perfect anxiety medication
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It was a little past nighttime when Makoto heard an aggressive knock on his door, and opened it to be tackled into a hug.
"S-Syo??? I can't breathe!!" He exclaimed, and afterwards he saw her face. She was wearing the most lovely smile he had seen in years.
"I really enjoyed our cuddle session Mackie, so I decided tonight I want an encore" she said, before standing up and shutting and locking the door.
"Oh- and Miss Morose wrote all about your little kiss with her in her diary, so don't you dare pretend you don't want this." Syo finished.
Makoto took her hand, walked to the bed, and crawled under the blanket with her, wrapping his arms around her as she wrapped her arms around him, before nuzzling into his neck.
Then she sneezed into his neck, which was pretty yucky but hey, you can forgive things when you're young and in love.
When Toko got her bearings, she looked up to see Makoto giving her a bright smile, and pulling her closer, warmth just emanated from his being.
Toko gave him her usual lewd smile back, before looking down, bright red.
"H-H-Hi M-Makoto. hehehehehehe" She said, her creepy giggle strangely warming his heart.
Makoto didn't quite know his relationship with Syo and Toko was, but he knew he was more than excited to see where it was going in the long term, and to feel her warmth in the short term.