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Huh, he really thought he had a heroic sacrifice. Something for the Elysians and refugee Deponians to tell their kids about his great deed, oh he can see it now of little kids roleplaying to the greatness of himself, but no cause now he’s left wondering. Through by some of his unlucky luck, that’s what Toni and everyone in Kuvaq called it, he lived through a fall of that height.
He really should be dead but he’s currently on a junk debris island.
Barry had caught up with him falling dragging with him the satellite he crashed into.
He and Barry were falling right into the Sea of Shards, Rufus’ genius rubbed off on him as Barry formulated a plan to cushion them both. Might as die with a plan, see if someone could be a genius as he was, Rufus thought at that moment.
Miraculously the plan worked cushioning Rufus’ fall into the Sea of Shards, and right unto a debris island.
Maybe since he had so many near death line falls he survived, Barry on other hand had only two. Rufus looked at the dead fanatic fan, Barry must have took his sacrifice for to heart, fan to the end he guessed.
A feeling as well, gratefulness, for sacrifice and fanatical worship. Toni was right, he was unkillable, a new feeling came to his mind this time the downright aching of his body due to the crashing landing. Toni wasn't here right now to patch him up from the pain he was feeling right now.
Standing, walking, and grabbing stuff just triggers, even the just holding a pipe, the pain. The crash did a number on him, he can finally relate on how Goal felt. Even though this wasn’t his first crash.
Unkillable but living in hell. Staring at the empty ocean horizon with nothing on his mind, stranded on a junk island.
“Might as well give you a proper send-off, or something to do” Rufus said to his dead fanatic fan, removing him from the debris he landed on, laying him down on the junk, then staring at him for a moment, his clothes were a cheap knock off but hey, it’s his choice of fashion, besides white is definitely the color for a funeral.
And so, he swapped their clothes.
Grabbing a few tires and old wirings from broken piece of tech he made a funeral boat. An idea occurred to him of just drifting on this tire boat, and with his unluck luck, it might work. He tried to see if it could support him, and it did. However, he was in for a surprise when two sharks fins coming towards.
Oh of course, Sea of Shards with Sharks he complained getting back on junk land.
“What’s the point anyway” Rufus says. The last Highboat to Elysium is gone, Goal is back on Elysium, Deponia is saved, and now…
Rufus thought about for a moment but nothing. Odd. He tried thinking of Elysium but a sudden ringing to his head made him stop. The only thing he could do now was do a funeral, giving Barry a proper send off and something for the sharks to eat. That way he could get off the island, and then…huh nothing, not a thing popped to his head over a minute until he just decided just give Barry a farewell.
Scavenging a metal can, finding a puddle of oil on one side of the debris island, and taking off a device that could spark a fire.
“Well, I guessed this is where I say some words…..................you were the second person to believe in me…....before everyone believed in me to get them into Elysium, that is. And a good words to hear before my death. Also nice clothes, isn't as good mine but it'll do as a parting gift” Rufus says lighting the boat on fire.
“Rufus...? Why am I tied up? OH I’M ON FIRE”
“Zombie!”
Rufus immediately flipped the boat and dragged the Boat back on shore. Well, before he that, he tested if the sharks were interested in cooked meat. Along with determining that Barry wasn't a zombie
"Huh, you're alive. Well I shouldn't be too surprised since mostly the stuff I pull off....yeah you're alive"
“I know right, like you always do with your plans….AW. My body”
“Shouldn't as a fan of me, be honored to be such pain? You thought of devious plan, much like myself, to save us both"
"Oh right, I'm honored! But I'm kinda stuck, my body won't move. But you can! You'll get us out of this dilemma!"
Rufus tried to think of a plan but his head ringing prevented it.
"We might as well be dead. Stranded in this debris island in the Sea of Shards with Sharks surrounding us.”
“You’re RUFUS! you’ll always think of a genius plan to get out of this hole.”
“What’s the point even getting out? I don’t…even…I don’t know what’s wrong with me. The crash must have messed up my brain, so this what being Goal feels like. The crash must have jumbled my genius intellectual of mine."
Rufus tried again, and again. Thinking of Elysium, how he just managed to get the Deponians to Elysium. Using it as a fuel to get a plan brewing but the ringing was killing him.
"You know that therapist could really be helpful now, specifically his drugs. Or a brain implant, that way I could punch the part of him that's ringing"
Barry offered Rufus a talk Therapy session, he accepted even though he wasn’t even qualified, but Barry justified this saying he listened enough to the old man for a while.
“I mean…I saved the day…I’m sure they’ll be thinking on how cool I am in Elysium. Rufus’ Heroic Sacrifice. But I'm alive...”
“Alive, so what you’re going to go on a daring return to Elysium. That the Rufus the legend is truly unkillable” Barry foamed at the idea.
Just the idea should have ignited him to do it but he wasn’t feeling it, just thinking about Elysium makes the ringing in his head louder
“No, nada, I…suddenly got no more drive to do it. There’s seriously wrong with me if I don’t wanna do that. I crashed from one dump thrash to another but this one keeps on ringing, usually it’ll be normal in about a minute. Huh, you got answers for that?”
“Ah, I get it, what you have is the hero’s fall. You accomplished on what you set out to do!”
“My goal was to get to Elysium, then switched to getting Goal and me to Elysium, then my final goal was to get Goal on Elysium. I did not get Elysium, and I’m alive I should be thinking of plan to get back to Elysium. But I’m not”
“But Goal did, that means you accomplished what you get out to get. It’s the hero’s fall of your quest. Your fall from the top signifies your journey’s end.”
“So, you’re saying I should be dead.”
“Well, preferably”
"You got that from what Therapist advised to Toni"
“But Goal, I mean, I went through a ton…I should be going back to her. I should. And I’m not feeling it. Woah, that fall really did a number on me.” Rufus continued.
“But Rufus! The hero’s fall. You did the ultimate deed of letting go, the final act of your climax. You accomplished it, now all that remains is what to do now”
“That’s the problem I was having since surviving. I thought a therapist was supposed to solve mental problems, no wonder they can never fix Toni. Huh, now I'm wondering if a brain implant might fix Toni. Anyway, I’m looking for answers, not a repeat on what I said.”
“Up to you. You’re Rufus! If you can think of plan of to save Deponia, then think of something to fill that genius head of yours. Or you could meditate, that’s what that old therapist recommends when he’s getting really annoyed with his patients”
Or a noose, well technically he was the one who gave the idea.
Rufus might as well try the meditation that Toni tried, along with concentrate trick like what Doc does. Could really use some booze do it. He scrounged some sort weird liquid leaking out a piece of equipment.
Good enough and took a gulp.
Whatever was in it was strong, he was starting to see all sorts of things in the horizon, amplified more with the technique Doc gave him. Rufus stumbled to the ground then mediated while staring at the horizon, now he was seeing even more bizarre things.
The fall must have damaged something in brain. He was seeing it, and what everyone keeps telling to realize. Contemplating on his heroic stature, he was a guy who never gave up, the sole reason why he got Goal to Elysium.
That was never gunna change with him, he’ll always find some sort of genius way around things. Letting go of Goal and falling down to crash, having his head struck with ringing in his mind. He taught about what Lady Donna Goal said to him, called him the type of person to love a challenge and way around a problem. And the problem was solved with Deponia saved, Goal at Elysium for her safety, and proved to rest of the people who doubted his genius he found a way to Elysium. He sure showed them.
He done his part, and notably his heroic sacrifice would be a tale to tell in Elysium.
Just by letting go. Nah, that wasn’t a give up, it was the only plan he taught of. Double thinking it. And the final solution to the journey to Elysium. There’s no longer work need to be done in Elysium, he can definitely go back he did once and he can do it, but he’ll probably get bored like Lady Donna Goal says. Mostly likely, definitely thinking more about it, he needed another something. Whatever that might be, he'll think about.
Rufus the Tinkerer saved Deponia and Elysium, he was just wallowing at his victory.
His work is done, and he can accept that.
It’s up to Goal now in Elysium to see what she’s going to do. If he managed to get his fanatic fan Barry to think of genius plan to survive, then Goal should have gotten some ideas from him.
His plan succeed, well in his definition, but succeed and time to let go. Huh, the crash must have done something to head, cause he finally…felt peace.
At that moment, the whatever booze he gulped worn down, and the ringing stopped in his head.
He must have been out for hours as he didn’t realize the sun was about to rise.
Staring for a second with something striking in his head.
A plan.
“Great! The ringing is gone And I got a plan! Also, might wanna get more some of that booze. So this is what Toni feels taking her medication” He shouts at the horizon.
"See, your genius sparks on again”
Looking at the sharks, Barry tied, the funeral boat, the crashed satellite, and some junk laying around. Oh the idea was genius in getting off the island.
“Barry, ole chum, time to return the favor. You managed to save me, time to get both of us off this island. Now just need a little help” He says to Barry grabbing a sharpened metal from the satellite.
“It’ll be my honor!” He replies with fanatic enthusiasm.
“Alright, just need to do a small cut to your leg. You don’t mind right, I mean your going to be involved in one of my genius plans” Rufus asks as Barry nods with fervor.
He took just a small amount of blood in a junk can the spilling in the water. The sharks came circling around the blood pool. Grabbing some screws from the satellite, and carefully making sure that his small incision to Barry’s leg was open. Trickling drops of blood into the water.
Scouring a multiple metal pipes and combining them to one long one, he attached the funeral boat to one end of the long pipe and the other to the junk he was standing on.
Then dropping the device, the one used to spark the fire, also could spark some electricity, dropped it near the sharks as they were now unconscious. Right away he tied the two sharks with all the wirings and metal pipes to them, measuring to just make sure it was the right measurement, and attaching the end to the junk ground.
This entire island was just debris piled up, meaning all he needed to do was just to separate this part of junk island. Rufus looked at the satellite, looks like the crash already dented a crater, all he needed now was to separate it. Suddenly another idea came to his head.
Before he tinkered with the satellite, he readied and pushed the Barry Boat into water, and locking the pipe end at the junk land tight. And noticed that the sharks
“Barry hang on, like literally hang on, we’re too injured to swim” Rufus says as he tinkered with the satellite. It really didn’t take long before the satellite, despite crashing down to Deponia looking to be wrecked, exploded.
The debris island platform he was standing was detached from the rest of the island, launching it a good distance. The sharks were already chasing after the blood trickling from Barry, not it’ll do much as the wiring only allowed to get to a certain distance. Rufus then used the pipe on platform to steer left and right, avoiding some crashing into some debris islands.
“Alright RUFUS! Genius!”
“I know, I know. That’s what I am”
“So, what happens afterwards?”
“Find the nearest port and get patched up”
“Porta Fisco is a bit off, and the Organon ramps are good as dead” Barry suggests a port town, somewhere, best he could tell that it was somewhere along the coast. The best he could hope for that Barry won’t die before they could the coast, and the sharks turn on him next. He'll kept encouraging Barry to stay awake.
“No, I mean what’s your plan now? What’s the next heroic journey are you planning? Elysium? Goal?”
“Hmmmm, already accomplished my Goal for Elysium. Hehehe. I’ll think of something, find another goal I supposed. Hehehe”
“Ooo! A travelling hero, after his quest is done he finds another! Aaaa, feeling a bit dizzy”
“Huh…a travelling legend…”
Another idea is formulating in his mind, alright he was picturing it. The idea stuck in his mind as he steered steers Barry’s Blood drop trail out of the Sea of Shards, and unto wherever a coast town and hospital are.
The two reached a coast town, found a hospital, and got patched up. He was feeling a lot better, the crash injuries were patched up, and ready for another plan. Oh, it was downright luck.
Barry on the other hand, suffered tremendous amount of blood loss, burnt across his body, and totally weakened. He was healing though but knocked when he was treated.
A nurse came greeting his two.
“I see you survived well. I didn’t get your names?”
“He’s Barry and I’m…Boni” He lies with the combination of the names Toni and Bozo. He was going to try something different. The nurse just came to tell that Doctor will be here shortly, as he was attending to a sudden shark attacks on the coast, a lot more patients were coming as well. Stating that Sharks were bloodthirsty for some flesh, that something must of agitated them, so priority might delayed for Barry.
The nurse left as Barry was mumbling something.
“Why didn’t you... tell the nurse your name..?” He mumbles weakly.
“Everyone on Elysium and the refugee Deponians are thinking that I’m dead. And I don't want to spoil it, I ended on a high note with my heroic sacrifice, I'm sure Elysium is going to make a holiday just for me. Don't want to ruin it, I'm letting this one go, cause it is perfect”
“Oh…so…your…going…for a….silent hero. Travelling the wastes in search for another goal"
“Yep or find something to do, being a ghost tinkerer would be a challenge but exciting. Heck if my asshole of an adoptive father could be rich in the Floating Black Market. And I outclass him in every possible way. It’ll be easy as destroying almost a quarter of Kuvaq to find something” Rufus says to Barry going to the window and starting to leave through it.
“Adios, Barry. I’m hitching the road to an explosion once more. This time silent. Now I know you’re going to protest, and say wait, that I'm-"
“No. I actually get you.”
“Wait you do? No begging, like ‘Oh Rufus, please let me follow you’ or something.”
“Yes”
“Okay, then. You know Barry, from the words of your oh so great hero, savior of Deponia, and Elysium. The hero who sacrificed himself. And some of genius must of have sprinkled all over you to save us both, so if you can pull that off. Then surely pull off a plan out of any situation.” Rufus says exiting the hospital.
“Oh joyous me! To hear that from my hero, don't worry Rufus, the high note will remain as high as I tell others of your heroic death and sacrifice” Barry’s eyes lit up and celebrating by his words. Rufus lands outside with tons of people getting inside the hospital due to the shark attack, along some collateral damage. Noticing the doctor counting all the patients.
Telling the nurse that with this wave of patients, he could bind them to him with medical bills.
“Yes! Finally, I’ll have finally get my house upgraded from a crappy two story to a mansion, with all these medical bill debt slaves incoming, they won’t get an inch of medicine without building my house!”
Rufus sneaks away and leaves town.
“Oh I’m sure Barry could get out of that mess, my genius did rub off him, and besides at least I got a underpaid doctor to upgrade his house” Rufus says talking to himself, walking to wherever the next town is.
He looks up again at Elysium, still in the sky. Doing a check mark on the floating city in the sky.
“That’s one goal and work done, time to see if I can scrounge up another. Maybe I should hit up, the Floating Black Market and scrounge Seagull’s place, yeah I want my inheritance money. Then, maybe steal from Toni’s house and store, not like she’ll need it anymore, Oh along with the Divining Road Wenzel still had in his house. And then....”
Rufus continues saying his plans to himself as he walks into the Deponian horizon.
A falling daring shock
Crashing to a debris rock
How Barry and Rufus
Survived the great fall
But annoying ringing song
For in his head something is wrong
So drink a drug booze
To crack open the mind
His mind shoot up high!
The answer bull's eye!
No longer his goal to Elysium
He wish to reside
So he decided something new
His work job done so a new plan to brew
Of new things to find
For definite explosions awaits far ahead
Where to now he goes
I...who really knows
I'm now out of lyrics
So farewell now goodbye.
Huzzah! - So farewell now goodbye!