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i hate gay people (chat fic)

Summary:

ochako created ‘I HATE GAY PEOPLE’
ochako added mina and 9 others
ochako created 11 nicknames

boom boom: What the fuck

bzzzzz: HELP

emo gf: i love my gf!

raging homophobe: i hate gay people

hardens: :(

raging homophobe: :)

tired sexy: who came up wiv these names

bzzzzz: WHOEVER IT WAS I LOVE U

Notes:

the fact i wrote this says more about me than anything else i have ever done or said

Chapter 1: i hate gay people

Summary:

everyone’s friends in this i ignore canon

Chapter Text

ochako: ‘raging homophobe’
mina: ‘HOT pink’
tsuyu: ‘ribbit’
momo: ‘big brain’
kyouka: ‘emo gf’
shouto: ‘stone cold’
hanta: ‘stoner’
denki: ‘bzzzzz’
hitoshi: ‘tired sexy’
eijirou: ‘hardens’
katsuki: ‘boom boom’

ochako created ‘I HATE GAY PEOPLE
ochako added mina and 9 others
ochako created 11 nicknames

boom boom: What the fuck

bzzzzz: HELP

emo gf: i love my gf!

raging homophobe: i hate gay people

hardens: :(

raging homophobe: :)

tired sexy: who came up wiv these names

bzzzzz: WHOEVER IT WAS I LOVE U 

stoner: is smoking my only personality trait

stone cold: ....Is being cold my only personality trait

raging homophobe: it was me with help from MINA

HOT pink: i regret nothing

big brain: u hav smol bran me hav big

stoner: AYO

ribbit: ...ribbit

bzzzzz: MOMO?!?!?!

tired sexy: did we break her

raging homophobe: the gay spread to her brain

emo gf: LMAO

stone cold: Kyouka????

boom boom: What the fuck

hardens: Is Momo okay? :(

emo gf: SHES FINE DW HEHE

bzzzzz: i am now more concerned than i previously was

stone cold: hehe?

stoner: what is happening

raging homophobe: you are getting ur punishment for being gay

tired sexy: i am hetero

bzzzzz: i have evidence to the contrary

stoner: DAMN

ribbit: i have no regrets i am frog

HOT pink: WHY IS THIS CHAT CHAOS

HOT pink: big brain peoples brains r shrinking rapidly and denki is using the word contrary

boom boom: I agree this is weird

stone cold: maybe its drugs i heard teens do a lot of those

stoner: babe...

emo gf: momo is drunk i cannot cope

bzzzzz: MOMO DRUNK???

HOT pink: YAOYOROZU MOMO IS DRUNK?

stone cold: wait can i come

emo gf: waiT idk what happened to tsu though

ribbit: i am simply ribbit

emo gf: fair enough

stoner: fair enough

stone cold: fair enough

big brain: shfieianfnr

emo gf: good try babe i love you

raging homophobe: if i were to say words in this moment

tired sexy: i hate gay people

raging homophobe: EXACTLY

bzzzzz: someones sleeping on the sofa tonight

stoner: *bites lip* you want some company?

stone cold: im right here

tired sexy: wtf

HOT pink: i ship it

raging homophobe: hanta homewrecker

bzzzzz: hitoshi wrecked this home ;(

boom boom: I hate you all how do i mute this

hardens: b don’t be mean

tired sexy: can we set aside my relationship drama to address that kats doesn’t know how to mute a chat

HOT pink: BAKUGO BOOMER

bzzzzz: I CANT DEAL WITH THIS RN HELP

stoner: he calls us all nerds bc hes the biggest nerd

stone cold: amen

boom boom: I will explode you all into so many pieces they will never find your remains

hardens: guys dont be mean to kats >:(

tired sexy: ur boyfriend is a nerd

boom boom: FUCK OFF YOU ASSHOLE

ribbit: stop being mean to katsuki ribbit

bzzzz: and by decree of ribbit we shall stop

stoner: mmm ur so sexy when u use big words

tired sexy: STOP FLIRTING WITH MY BF

stone cold: i agree

bzzzzz: i dont

HOT pink: i miss ochako u guys r annoying

ribbit: you know how to summon her...

HOT pink: I HATE GAY PEOPLE

raging homophobe: you summoned me?

HOT pink: please fix my friends relation ship problems o wise one

raging homophobe: simply stop being gay

tired sexy: im down

stone cold: me too

bzzzzz: this is so sad

stoner: *bites lip*

emo gf: boobs

bzzzzz: so true

ribbit: you’re so wise

raging homophobe: yk what actually yeah

‘raging homophobe’ changed their nickname to ‘boob’

boob: i am back

hardens: gay people woop woop

boom boom: ochako i respect you

bzzzzz: AYO WTF

stoner: he’s never said that to me *bites lip*

stone cold: i am speechless

tired sexy: i am sexy

emo gf: TRUE

ribbit: im glad ochako is not homophobic anymore

hardens: Aren’t we all

bzzzzz: in the end the real homophobia were the friends we made along the way :)

stone cold: what