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“Tom, are you up yet? It's almost time for school!”
My name is Thomas Innit Simons but most people call me Tommy. I’m 16 and a Sophomore at L'manburg High.
“Who thought it was a good idea to make school start this early,” he yawned. “I swear as soon as I meet them I’m gonna give them a piece of my mi--” Tommy’s thoughts were cut off by him falling face-first into the ground. He rolled over onto his back and groaned. “Ow .. what the bloody hell did I step on?”
Tommy looked back and saw a black and red cat stumbling around. It was wearing a small hoodie that was taped over its eyes. Tommy moved towards the cat and pulled the tape off, freeing its eyes.
The cat dashed away and hopped onto a fence. Tommy was mesmerized by its almost white eyes. It made them look more like a demon than a cat. Tommy would have stayed there forever had he not felt a buzz from his pocket.
Purpled: Are you coming today, the bell just rung.
“OH FUCK IM LATE” he announced, stumbling to his feet and dashing to the high school.
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“Mr. Simons, this is the second time you’ve been late this week. Maybe if you actually showed up on time you wouldn’t be getting 30’s on your math test!”
That’s my Homeroom Teacher Mr. H-Bomb. He’s my least favorite since math is my worst subject.
“How do you manage to not only get here late but also get bad grades. And you say I’m the dumb one”
That’s my best friend Purpled, we’ve known each other for years now.
“Well I got a 90 and it was super easy”
Then, there’s Conner. He’s a bit weird if you asked me.
“A 90! I barely got a 70!”
Unlike Conner, Purpled is cool and pretty smart. Not as cool as me though.
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Tommy and his friends all sat outside for lunch as usual.
“Did you hear about that Sailor T guy”
“Who the fuck is that Conner?” Tommy asked.
“Oh you haven’t heard, he supposed to be this who fights for justice or something. He has this long pink braid and he wears this light blue uniform. Rumor has it he works with the police too.”
“Wow really! He sounds awesome, well not as awesome as me”
“There it is, that classic Tommy ego. I swear the only thing bigger than it is your height.”
“Now that Big P was a hard blow, I’d kill you if you weren’t my friend you know.”
“Yeah well if you did my mom owns a jewelry store and could definitely get enough money to sue you. Speaking of which she’s supposed to have a huge sale today. I know it’s not really a ‘man’ thing but she wants me to stop by and help after school. She's gonna pay me too!”
“Sounds cool, I’ll be able to find a nice ring for my future girlfriend.”
“Oh please, if anything, Purpled will be married before you even get a girlfriend” Conner mocked as the bell rang, ending lunch. Purpled burst out laughing while Tommy spewed obscenities.
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The walk to the jeweler was too long as it was rather close to the school. The store however was bustling with people inside. A large sign with an “Up to 70% off SALE” hung on the walls outside.
“Oh Grayson dear welcome, you came just in time. A bunch of customers showed up and I could really use your help.” “I better get changed, feel free to look around you too,” Purpled said before going to the backroom, leaving Tommy and Conner alone.
Tommy slipped off from his friend and examined some of the items. While he wasn't a big fan of sparkly gems, he had to admit they were quite nice. It didn’t matter though. With no more allowance until next week and a grade like that, his parents would let him get anything. As he walked out he crumpled up the test and chucked it behind him.
“Hey, you know you're not supposed to litter right!” Someone said from behind. Tommy turned around and came face to face with a man a couple of inches taller than him. His messy brown hair was a bit similar to his own. He wore a simple yellow sweater and glasses for some reason too.
“Well you gremlin child, are you gonna apologize or not,” he said in an almost mocking tone. “Hey I’m not a child and I am not going to apologize since I didn’t do anything wrong.” Tommy continued to blabber, not even noticing when the man uncrumpled the paper.
“Wow, 30%, you better get home and study gremlin,” he said, handing the test back to Tommy. “Oh yeah well fuck you bitch. I hope that you get ready ‘cause next time I see you I’m gonna take a knife and stab it right through your neck.” The man blinked for a second before he burst out laughing, infuriating Tommy so much that he just stormed away.
“Ah, now let’s see if this store has it, the “Legendary End Crystal?”
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“If I go home I’ll be grounded for sure.” Tommy walked through the city, making his way to the arcade. “Oh hey Tommy, we just got this brand new Sailor T game. You should really give it a try”
That’s Foolish, he runs the arcade. He’s one of the coolest people I know. He is also really good at all the games too.
Tommy played the game with Foolish, trying his best to get past the first stage with helpful tips from his friend. However, he is more interested in Sailor T than the actual game.
“Sailor T, he probably doesn’t haven’t worry about stupid trig test ever. Plus he gets to fight crime and save the day. Seems a lot better than my life,” Tommy thought to himself until he heard a soft meow. The black cat with a hoodie was back and just staring at him.
“Are you following me?” “Oh that's the cat from yesterday, he’s been hanging out here for a few days now” “I just want to know where the hoodie came from, I mean, why the fuck does a cat need a hoodie?” Tommy led back in the chair while the cat gave him a glare. “You know what Foolish I think I should get home.”
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“What do you mean you got a 30 on your Trig test.” “Look Mum I know this seems bad but--” “No buts you are going straight to your room to study until I call you for dinner young man.” With that, Tommy scurried to his room and flopped onto his bed. He let out a loud groan and rolled into his familiar covers. “Maybe if I take a nap (yawn), she’ll cool down enough to let me off ... the hook”
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“I knew taking over this jewelry store would be a good idea. Not only did we gather a decent amount of energy, but we could also use these jewels for our leader.” “Hey, Mom I just finished up … closing?” Purpled blinked at the monstrous form of his mother. “Foolish child. Your mother is probably dead in the storage room. Don’t fret, I’ll make sure you suffer the same fate!”
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“Tommy … Tommy? TOMMY!” someone called. Tommy jolted up and looked around his room. The only thing he saw was the black hooded cat from earlier. “Finally, I was debating scratching your face if yelling didn’t work.” said the cat. “Did you just fucking speak?” the blond asked. “Language and yes. My name is Badboyhalo. Thanks for fixing my hood too, I made searching for you much harder.”
Tommy tried to think of what to do next yet he had nothing. How is this cat able to talk? Why is it looking for him in the first place? Was he still dreaming?
“I know you probably have some questions which is why I brought a gift” Bad tapped the ground and magically a large pin appeared. “This is the Mellohi Pin. To transform just yell, ‘Moon Mellohi Change!’”
The pin was a wide hexagonal shape with yellow spikes on the sides that make it look like the sun. The front part was red surrounding a white circle. The was a large yellow diamond shape at the top and four smaller gems at the bottom. The order was black on the middle left, the light blue and green on the bottom, and dark blue on the middle right. The backside was much simpler being silver. Tommy put the pin on the center of his shirt, even if his green bandana would cover it. He debated putting next to his other pin of his favorite disk, Wait, that was on the pocket over his heart but chose not to.
“So wait I just say Moon Mellohi Change?” Suddenly, Tommy’s plain red and white shirt transformed into a white revolutionary suit with a blue jacket. There were red and gold accents and Epaulettes on his shoulders. A bracelet was on his left hand with a little moon symbol. The suit was very well made or at least he thinks it was made. He wasn’t sure where it all came from yet felt nice, comfy even.
“Yo, this is fucking wicked!” “Language and I’m glad you like it. Now you do have a few tasks to do. One, find your allies or the other Sailor Scouts, then you need to find The Legendary End Crystal, and The Lost Prince of the Moon. The End Crystal has the power to destroy the entire world and the prince is the only one who can use it. Once we find them, we must do everything we can to keep them safe.” “Sounds cool” Tommy replied, not really paying attention. He admired himself in the mirror until the pin began to glow and talk. “Someone Help!” it called. “That was Purpled!” “That means he’s in trouble.” “Well then let's go bloody save him.”
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The Monster grabbed Purpled's throat and began to choke him. He tried to cry for help again but struggled to breathe. “Leave him alone you fuckin bitch!” someone yelled. The monster drops Purpled and turns to face them. “Who the hell are you?” “The name’s Sailor Innit, Charming Defender and Defeater of Wrong 'Uns, and in the name of the Moon, I’ll fucking kill you.” Tommy did a small pose with a big smirk while Bad sighed.
“Stupid child didn’t your parents ever teach you to mind your own business, minions rise and take him down!” Suddenly, multiple people started to attack Tommy while he struggled to get away. He was able to throw a few punches but was quickly overwhelmed. “Hey Bad,” Tommy started, “I could really use some help here?” he asked dodging another hit and falling to the floor. His elbow was scratched on the floor, leaving a bit of blood.
Tommy hyperventilated, he thought it would be fun, saving the day and gaining all the ladies. Instead, he was injured, tired, and just wanted to go home. As he breathed faster and faster, his pin gave a strong gust of wind. It blew all the minions away from him and shattered all the windows. Tommy was still panicking, even though he was relatively safe.
“Relax Sailor Innit, Now’s your chance to strike them down” Tommy calmed down and looked around to see who the voice was. “Their right Sailor Innit, throw your bracelet at them a yell ‘Beacon Bracelet Boomerang.’” Tommy nodded and slipped the bracelet off his wrist. It instantly expanded and he yelled “Beacon Bracelet Boomerang” as he threw it at the enemy's face. They dissolved into thin air from the attack and Tommy caught it when it flew back. He gave a big fist bump to the air at the successful mission.
“Well, that was interesting,” said the mysterious voice from early. Tommy looked towards where it came from and followed the shadowy figure outside. The man was dressed in a simple white dress shirt with a black jacket and black pants. He had a small grey bow tie and a matching grey mask. His brown hair wafted in the wind as he dashed into the night sky. “Sailor Innit, my name’s Willow. Remember it for next time.” He announced before disappearing. “Everyone seems to be alright, I’m a bit wary of that Willow fellow though. What do you think?” “He’s so … Cool! And did you see him just like, jump off the lamp post to the next? It was wicked. Oh, I want to be just like that!” Bad sighed as Tommy continued to talk about how cool and amazing “Willow” was.
And if Purpled talked about the mysterious superhero who saved him the next day, Tommy tried with all his might to withhold his secret (or how awesome it was).