Archive of Our Own ^beta

Chapter Text

(Lucas Films Ltd) (Space Background.)

Lucas Films, Bagdasarian Production, and Nickelodeon Original Movie Presents.

A long time ago in a galaxy far,

far away...

ALVINNN!!! and the Chipmunks + Star Wars

Episode I, I, and III (Alternate).

Rise of The Chipmunk Jedi Squad.

The Peace of The Entire Galaxy Finally Been Restored, Due to Final Battle Against The First Order,

While The Resistance Celebrate, C-3po, and R2-D2 Have Hosted a Victory Party as Well,

By Simply Inviting Every Droids, and The Banned has Been Repealed at

The Cantina In Mos Eisley On Tatooine.

As For C-3po His Memory May have Been Restored, C-3po Tells The Epic

Tale of the Young 6 Jedi Knights, From a Longer Time Ago

In The Same Galaxy's Far, Far Away.

Chapter Text

(Cantina Band Playing.)

Chopper: (Deep Beeps.) (So What Happens When Those Troopers Spotted You, By Not Knowing You're with The Other Rebels?)

K2-SO: So Then, I Specifically Ordered The Stormtroopers to Play Punchies On Me, and I Literally Gave It a Hard One.

Chopper: (Deep Laughs)

(BB-8 Rolls Around the Cantina, Bumps Into R2-D2.)

BB-8: (Beeps) (Oops, Sorry, Didn't See You.)

R2-D2: (Beeps) (That's Okay, I Get That All the Time.)

(R0-GR at The Bar Zone Talking With C-3PO.)

R0-GR: And, Then, After Making a Copy of My Best Autobiography, They Went Success..! Although They Do Laugh About It, Because It's True.

C-3PO: Oh, That's a Nice Story of Yours, R0-GR, You Should Make The Audio-Reading, So You Can Story Tell Your Story.

R0-GR: I Never Thought of That Before, But, You're Right.

C-3PO: Oh, R0-GR, You Know... Your Story Does Inspired Me, My Memory may Have Been Restored Thanks to R2, , But I Can Still Tell Some Legendary Tales of Jedi Knights, Went on Their Mission.

(D-O Appears, Front of C-3PO.)

D-O: W-w-w-What Ha-a-appens?

C-3PO: Oh.

K2-SO: We Likely, Here to Listen The Story of Yours.

Chopper: (Deep Beep) (I May be The Only Droid, Who Have Sense of Attitudes, But, for Some Reason, I Like to Hear It.)

BB-8: (Beeps) (Like Master Rey.)

Mouse Droid: (Beeps) (I Want to Hear It.)

R2-D2: (Beeps) (Looks like We Got Some Droids, Who Really Love to Tell The Tale of Yours.)

R0-GR: R2 Has a Point, In Fact, I Like to Hear It, Too.

C-3PO: Alright, Now, Now My Fellow Droid Friends, Gather Around, Prepare to Hear Some New Jedi Knights, In Galaxy's History.

(Droids Chattering.)

R0-GR: Roger, Roger.

C-3PO: It All Began, A Longer Time Ago In The Same Galaxy's Far, Far Away.

Chapter Text

(Radiant Vii Lands at Trade Federation Battleship.)

C-3PO: (Narrates) It All Started With The 2 Jedi Knight Ambassadors, Takes a Visit at Trade Federation Battleship, Where They Have Battle Droids In Their Stations.

TC-14: I'm TC-14 at Your Service This Way.

C-3PO: (Narrates) But, Luckily, The 2 Jedi Knights Ambassadors Did Not Come Here, Alone.

(2 Young Jedi Knight Trainees Follows Obi-wan, and Qui-Gon Jinn.)

TC-14: We are Greatly Honored by Your Visit Ambassadors, Make Yourself Comfortable my Master Will be With You Shortly.

(Obi-Wan, and Qui-Gon Jinn Hoods Off.)

Obi-Wan: I Have a Bad Feeling About This.

Qui-Gon: I Sense Nothing.

(Simon, and Theodore Hoods Off.)

Simon: You Worried, Too Much.

Theodore: Yeah, There's Nothing to be Worried About.

Qui-Gon: Our Jedi Trainees Has a Point, Obi-wan.

Obi-Wan: It's Not That, It's Something... Elsewhere.

Simon: Oh, Obi-Wan, Come On, I Mean At Least This Room Seems Niceful.

Theodore: So Does That Nice Droid.

Obi-Wan: I Suppose You Have a Point.

Qui-Gon: Have a Point Indeed, Young Padawan.

Obi-Wan: Yes, Master.

Simon: So, When Will This...Trade Viceroy Will Deal With The Chancellor Demands?

Qui-Gon: There, Padawan Simon, These Federation types are Cowards, The Negotiations Will be Shorter.

(Story Paused, Chopper Talking.)

Chopper: (Deep Beep) (2 Young Jedi Trainees, With 2 Legendary Jedi?)

R2-D2: (Beeps) (Well 1 Legendary Jedi Was Once a Padawan.)

C-3PO: Why, Yes, But The 2 Young Jedi Trainees Gets Very Special.

BB-8: (Beep) (What's Wrong With That, Chopper?)

Chopper: (Deep Beep) (Oh Nothing, I Didn't Even Notice, Go Ahead.)

Chapter Text

(Resume Back to The Story.)

(Simon, Theodore Drinking tea, 8 Feet From Qui-Gon, and Obi-Wan.)

Theodore: Gotta give Credit to The Trade Federation, They Seem Kinda Friendly.

Simon: I Know, Well... As For Padawan Obi-Wan, He Does Felt Kinda Worried.

Obi-Wan: (Groans) Bored 6x (Head Bangs on the Table 5x) Who Cares About The Train Dispute?

Qui-Gon: Jedi, Don't Seek Adventure.

Simon: Well... Don't Get Me Wrong... I Feel a Little Bored, Too.

Theodore: As am I, I Mean, What Can Go Wrong?

(Laser Cannon Aims At Radiant Vii, Then Blast Radiant Vii.)

(Simon, Theodore Hears Explosion.)

(Simon Spit-Take The Tea.)

(Simon, Theodore Pulls Up, Lightsabers.)

Theodore: What Was That?

Simon: That Explosion is Coming from The Landing Dock.

Qui-Gon: Gas!

(Dioxis Coming Through the Air Vent.)

Simon: Oh, My, Dioxis, Not Good.

Obi-Wan: (Excited) Now This Is More Like It!

(Qui-Gon, Obi-Wan Pulls Up, Lightsabers.)

(Obi-Wan Posing.)

Qui-Gon: Focus, Obi-Wan.

(Obi-Wan Stopped Posing.)

Simon: I Suggest, We Hold Our Breaths.

(Security Battle Droids Approach to The Door.)

(Nute Gunray On Hologram)

Nute: They Must be Dead by Now. Destroy What's left of them.

(OWO-1 Opens The Door.)

(Battle Droids Holds Their Position.)

(TC-14 Comes Out of Gas.)

TC-14: Oh! Excuse me.

OWO-1: Check It Out, Corporal. We'll Cover You.

Security Battle Droid: Roger, Roger.

(Lightsabers Turned On.)

OWO-1: Uh-Oh, Blast Them!

(Battle Droids Blasting.)

(Simon, Theodore, Jumps On Battle Droids, Cutting Droids Head.)

(Obi-Wan Cutting Droids.)

(Qui-Gon Deflecting Lasers.)

Nute: What is Going On, Down There?

Tey: We Lost The Transmission, Sir.

Simon: I Don't Who's Plan It Was? But, Trapping Us In The Room Filled With Gas? This Trade Federation Guy's Owes Us a Big Apology!

(Obi-Wan Force Pushes The Droids.)

Rune: Have You ever Encountered a Jedi Knight Before, Sir?

Nute: Well, No, Not Even Their Jedi Trainees, Seal Off the Bridge.

Tey: Yes, Sir.

Rune: That Won't be Enough, Sir.

Nute: I Want Droidekas Up Here at Once!

Rune: We will Not Survive this.

Theodore: We'll Hold Them Off, Master!

Simon: Don't Care How Many Droids They'll be Sending, But, Do It, Whatever You Can, Master Qui-Gon.

(Qui-Gon Begins Carving a Door With a Lightsaber.)

(Simon Jumps, and Slice The Droids Laser Gun.)

(Theodore Slice, The Droids Torso in Half.)

Nute: Close The Blast Doors!

(Blast Doors Closing.)

(Qui-Gon Stopped Carving a Door.)

Nute: That will Hold Them.

(Obi-Wan Deflect The Laser Back to The Battle Droid.)

(Qui-Gon Pushes, and Hold His Lightsaber Through 3 Doors.)

Rune: They are Still Coming Through.

Nute: This Is Impossible!

(Qui-Gon Still Holding The Lightsaber On The 3 Doors.)

Rune: Where are Those Droidekas?

(Droidekas, Appeared, Rolling.)

Theodore: We Never Seen That Type of Droid Before!

Simon: We Got More Droids Rolling In Fast!

Obi-Wan: Master! Destroyers!

(Qui-Gon Pops Out His Lightsaber off the Doors.)

(Droidekas Stopped Rolling, Standing Up, Shields On, Then Firing.)

(Obi-Wan, Simon, Qui-Gon, and Theodore, Deflecting Lasers back to the Droidekas.)

(Shields Blocking Lasers.)

Obi-Wan: They have Shield Generators.

Qui-Gon: It's a Standoff. Let's Go.

(Simon, Obi-wan, and Qui-Gon Force Speed to the Hallway.)

(Theodore Still Deflecting Lasers.)

Theodore: (Headtake Then Shouting) WAIT FOR ME!!! (Force Speed to Simon, Obi-wan, and Qui-Gon.)

(Droidekas Shields Off, Follows, Then Firing at Obi-Wan, Simon, Qui-Gon, and Theodore.)

Rune: They're No Match for Droidekas.

Tey: Sir! They've gone up the Ventilation Shaft.

(Obi-Wan, Simon, Qui-Gon, and Theodore Jumps Off The Ventilation, Seeing Droid Army.)

Qui-Gon: Battle Droids

Obi-Wan: It's an Invasion Army.

Theodore: That's A lot of Droids.

Simon: So That's How They Would Carry The Battle Droids, and Something Tells Me, That This Trade Federation are Not That Friendly.

Qui-Gon: We've Got to Warn the Naboo and Contact Chancellor Valorum. Let's Split Up. Stow aboard Separate ships and meet down on the Planet.

Simon: Not That Bad of an Idea, Master.

Theodore: I Like It How Your Thinking, Master.

Obi-Wan: You were right about one thing Master... The Negotiations Were Short.

Chapter Text

(Landing Crafts Enter Planet Naboo.)

(Landing Craft Lands Into The Forest.)

(Releasing MTT Droid Transport.)

(Simon, and Theodore Jumps Off The Droid Transport, Running With Qui-Gon.)

Simon: Gotta Say, Boarding their Transport is a Great Thing, Getting to Naboo.

Theodore: Yep, All The Creatures In The Forest Trying to Get Out of The Way.

(Qui-Gon, Simon, Theodore See's Jar Jar.)

Simon: Hey, You, Gungan.

Theodore: You Need to Move!

(Jar Jar See's Droid Transport.)

Jar Jar: Oh, No!

Qui-Gon: Get Away! Get Out of Here! Get Down!

(Qui-Gon, Simon, Theodore, and Jar Jar On The Floor Under The Droid Transport.)

(Qui-Gon, Simon, Theodore, and Jar Jar Gets Back Up.)

Theodore: Gosh, That Was Close.

Simon: You Tell Me.

Jar Jar: Was'n Dat? [See's Qui-Gon, Simon, and Theodore Walking Away.] Hey, Wait!

[Qui-Gon, Simon, Theodore, and Jar Jar Walking In The Forest.]

Jar Jar: Oh, Mooie-Mooie! I Love You.

Simon: Don't to get Too, Thankful.

Theodore: We Could've See You, Get Hurt.

Qui-Gon: You almost got Us, Are You Brainless?

Jar Jar: I Spake.

Qui-Gon: The Ability to Speak does Not make You Intelligent. Now, get out of here.

Jar Jar: No, no mesa Stay. Mesa Called Jar Jar Binks. Mesa Your humble Servant.

Qui-Gon: That Won't Be Necessary.

Jar Jar: Oh, But it 'tis. 'Tis demanded by the gods, it 'tis.

(Staps Firing Laser, Chasing Obi-Wan.)

Jar Jar: OH, NO! 

Qui-Gon: Stay Down!

(Pulls Out His Lightsaber, Deflect Laser Back to the Droid On Stap.)

Jar Jar: You Save My Again.

Obi-Wan: What's This?

Qui-Gon: a Local. Let's get out of here before more droids show up.

Jar Jar: More? "More" did you Spake? - Ex-Squeeze-Me, But de Mostest Safest Place would be Gunga City. Is Where I Grew Up. 'Tis a hidden city.

Theodore: a City?

Jar Jar: Uh-Huh.

Simon: Can You Take Us There?

Jar Jar: Uh, on Second Thought No. Not Really no.

Qui-Gon: No?

Jar Jar: 'Tis Embarrassing, but, uh my afraid my've been banished. - My forgotten. Da Bosses Would do Terrible Things to Me. - Terrible Things to Me if me goen back dare.

(Loud Blast From the Distance.)

Qui-Gon: You Hear That?

Jar Jar: Yah.

Qui-Gon: That is the Sound of a Thousand Terrible things Heading this Way.

Obi-Wan: If They Find Us, They Will crush Us,  Grind Us into Tiny pieces and blast us into Oblivion.

Theodore: So, It Doesn't Matter You've Been Banished, But, We Needed a Place to Hide from the Army.

Simon: And It Doesn't Matter What Terrible Stuff Did to You, When You Get Back There, So Yes, We have to Speak to The King In Your City.

Jar Jar: Oh. Yousa Point Is Well Seem. This Way. Hurry!

(Screen Transition to The Pond.)

Simon: How Much Further of Your Home City?

Jar Jar: Wesa Goen Underwater Okeyday? Ah, my Warning. Gungans No Liken Outsiders, So Don't Spect a Warm Welcome.

Obi-Wan: Oh, Don't Worry. This Hasn't Been Our day for Warm Welcomes.

(Jar Jar Jumps, Shouts, and Dive Into The Pond.)

Theodore: Didn't Know He Can Jump High.

Simon: I'm With You On That.

(Qui-Gon, and Obi-Wan Puts The Breathers On Their Mouths, Walks Into the Pond.)

Jar Jar: [Pops Up] Yousa follow me now, Okeyday? [Dives Back Into The Pond.]

Simon: Well, Like He Said.

(Simon, and Theodore Also Puts The Breathers On Their Mouths, Then Dives, and Follow Qui-gon, and Obi-Wan.)

C-3PO: (Narrates) Why, Yes. The Jedi Knights, and The Trainees Follow Jar Jar Deep Underwater, Where His Home Land Is Located, Where All The Gungans Live Part of Naboo.

(Simon, Theodore, Qui-Gon, Obi-wan, and Jar Jar Enter Through The Air-Bubbles.)

Jar Jar: So Good Bein Home!

(Gungans Gasp, and Chattering.)

Gungan 1#: Oh, Me Gusa

Gungan 2#: Hata-hata.

Theodore: Wow, Tough People.

Simon: So That's Why They Don't Like Outsiders.

(Roos Tarpals Arrive Riding Kaadu.)

Tarpals: Hey, Yousa. Stopa Dare!

Jar Jar: Heyo-dales, Cap'n Tarpals. Mesa Back!

Tarpals: Noah gain, Jar Jar, Yousa Goen tada bosses. Yousa in Big Dudu dis Time.

Simon: As In "Trouble."

(2nd Kaadu Rider Arrives.)

Jar Jar: [Zapped By Spear.] (Gasp) How wude.

Simon: Something Tells Us Would have a Bit Explaining to Do.

(Screen flips to The Kings, and Councils Room.)

Rugor: Yousa Cannot bees Hair. Dis army of Mackineeks up Dare is New Weesong.

Theodore: Well, Mr. Rugor.

Simon: We Appreciate Your Words That Were Not Supposed to Be Here, But...

Qui-Gon: a Droid army is about to attack the Naboo. We must Warn Them.

Rugor: Wesa no Like da Naboo. -  Da Naboo tink day so Smarty. - Day tink day brains so big.

Obi-Wan: Once Those droids Take Control of the Surface, They Will Take Control of You.

Rugor: Mesa no Think So. - Day Not know of Uss-en.

Simon: Wow, Strong King.

Obi-Wan: You and Naboo form a Symbiont Circle. - What happens to One of You Will Affect The Other. - You Must Understand This.

Simon: Wow, For Once: He's Right

Theodore: Why, So Hating Naboo? Even Though We Do Have Bigger Brains.

Rugor: Wesa No Carrrre-nn about da Naboo.

Qui-Gon: [Uses Jedi Mind Trick] Then Speed us On our Way.

Rugor: [Repeats] Wesa Ganna Speed Yous away.

Qui-Gon: [Uses Jedi Mind Trick] We Could Use a Transport.

Rugor: [Repeats] Wesa Give Yousa Una Bongo. - [Then Explains Where The Transport Goes] Da Speediest way Tooda Naboo... - 'Tis Goen Through The Planet Core. - Now... Go.

Qui-Gon: Thank You for Your Help. We Leave in Peace.

Theodore: What's a Bongo?

Simon: a Transport, I Hope.

Jar Jar: Deysa Setten Yousa Up. - Goen Through da Planet Core? Bad Bombin'. - Mmm... Any Help here would be Hot.

Obi-Wan: Master We're Short On Time.

Qui-Gon: We'll Need a Navigator to get us Through the Planet's Core. This Gungan may be of Help. [Walks Back to King Rugor] What is to become of Jar Jar Binks Here?

Rugor: Hisen to Be Pune-ished.

Simon: As In "Punished."

Theodore: We Saved His Life.

Qui-Gon: Yes, and He Owes Me and The Trainee's What You Call "life-debt."- Your Gods Demand that his life Belongs to Us Now.

Rugor: Binkssssss, yousa Havens Liveplay with Thesen Hisen?

Jar Jar: Mm, uh-Huh.

Rugor: (Loud Blubbering) Begone wit Them!

Simon: Wow, Again, Strong King.

Theodore: Yep, Very Strong.

[Gungan Guards Un-Cuffs Jar Jar Binks.]

Jar Jar: Count me outta dis one. - Better Dead here Than Dead in da Core. - YEE GODS! What mesa Sayin?

[Paused The Story]

K2-SO: I See What They Requested for, They Needed a Transport to Journey to The Planet Core, Right?

C-3PO: Well... Yes, But, Get Back to The Surface to Warn The Naboo.

BB-8: (Beeps) (That's Clever to Convince The King To Let Them Borrow Their Transport.)

R2-D2:(Beep) (Well... The Jedi Master Uses Their Clever Mind Trick.)

C-3PO: Thank You, R2, Yes, He Had to Use the Jedi Mind Trick, In Order to Make The King Convince.

Chopper: (Deep Beep) (Talking a About a King Who Refuse to Not Let Outsiders In Their Underwater Land.)

RO-GR: But, Hey, At Least, While Mind Tricking Him, Does Make The King Very Convincing.

R2-D2: (Beep) (Oh, The Mind Trick Was Nothing, But, Just Wait Til, You Hear About The Time I Saved The Jedi, and Their Trainee's.)

(Droids Beeping.)

C-3PO: Yes, Yes, Just Prepare Yourselves, For R2's Best Part Yet.

R2-D2: (Beeps) (Thanks, 3PO, Proceed.)

Chapter Text

[Resume Back to The Story.]

[The Bongo Speeds Through The Planet Core]

C-3PO: (Narrates) After a Long Swim Through Planet Core, They Arrived Just In Time to The Surface, and Escape Naboo.

[The Bongo Pops Up to The Village of Naboo.]

Simon: Finally Back to Surface.

Jar Jar: Mmm, dis'n Loverly.

Theodore: (Breathes In, and Out) Whew and Nice Finally Get Some Fresh Air.

[Battle Droids Marching, and Taking The Queen, and Guards to Camp 4.]

[Outside of Naboo]

Brittany: (Whispering) Psst. Padme. Not Sure That Trade Federation Wanted The Treaty That Badly.

Padme: (Whispering) Well, It's The Queen's Choice, Plus The Senator.

C-3PO: (Narrates) But, Little Do They Know, That Is When The Jedi Knights, and Their Trainee's Springs Into Action!

Simon: (Whispers) Okay, Here's a Plan, We Wait for a Second Just In time to Attack, and Protect The Queen, and-

[Qui-Gon, Obi-Wan, Theodore, Jumps, Off The Bridge, and Fights Battle Droids.]

[Jar Jar Binks, Grabs a Ledge, and Falls Off.]

Simon: That Works Too, Good Thinking Master. [Pulls Out His Lightsaber, Jumps Off the Bridge, and Joins The Fight.]

[Qui-Gon Force Push Battle Droids.]

[Obi-Wan Slices Battle Droids.]

[Lightsabers Off.]

Qui-Gon: We Should Leave this Street, Your Highness.

Panaka: Get their Weapons.

[Naboo Soldiers Takes Battle Droids Guns.]

Jar Jar: Whoa! Yousa guys bombad!

Qui-Gon: We're Ambassadors for The Supreme Chancellor.

Theodore: And We're The Trainee's

Simon: Sure, Sure, You Can Thank Us.

Bibble: Your Negotiations seemed to have Failed, Ambassador.

Qui-Gon: The negotiations never took Place.- It's Urgent that we make contact with the Republic.

Panaka: They Knocked Out all our Communications.

Qui-Gon: Do You Have Transport?

Panaka: In the Main Hangar. - This Way.

[Battle Droids Guarding Naboo Pilots.]

Panaka: They are Too Many of Them.

Simon: Okay, That Won't Be a Problem.

Theodore: Any Ideas?

Qui-Gon: Your Highness, Under The Circumstances. I Suggest you Come to coruscant with Us.

Queen Amidala: Thank You, Ambassador, but my Place is With my People.

Qui-Gon: They Will Kill You if You Stay.

Bibble: They Wouldn't Dare.

Panaka: They Need her to Sign a Treaty to Make this Invasion Legal. - They Can't Afford to Kill Her.

Qui-Gon: There is Something else behind all this, Your Highness. - There's no Logic in the Federation's move here. - My Feelings Tell me They Will Destroy you.

Bibble: Our only hope is for The Senate to side with Us. - Senator Palpatine Will Need Your Help.

Queen Amidala: Either Choice presents Great Danger... to us All

Padme: We Are Brave Your Highness.

Brittany: I'm With Her, We're All Brave.

Simon: Well, Your Highness, It's Either Staying, Or Come With Us to Coruscant?

Theodore: Your Choice?

Queen Amidala: Then I will plead our Case to The Senate. - Be Careful, Governor.

[All Walking to The Royal Starship.]

Simon: What Are we Gonna Do with Those Pilots?

Obi-Wan: Relax, I'll Deal With That.

[Battle Droid Commander Halts Qui-Gon.]

Battle Droid (Commander): Halt!

Qui-Gon: I'm ambassador to the Supreme Chancellor. I'm Taking These People to Coruscant.

Battle Droid (Commander): Where are You Taking Them?

Simon: Uh, He Just Told You, To Coruscant.

Battle Droid (Commander): Coruscant? Uh, That Doesn't Compute. - Uh, Wait. Uh, You're Under arrest.

Theodore: We've Tried to Be Nice.

[Qui-gon Slashed Battle Droid Commander]

[Simon, and Theodore Pulls Out Lightsabers.]

[Obi-Wan Jumpkicks, and Slices Battle Droids]

Panaka: Come On, Move!

[Everybody Enters Royal Ship.]

[Simon, Theodore, and Qui-Gon Deflecting Lasers.]

[Obi-wan Slices 2 More Battle Droids.]

Obi-Wan: Go!

[Naboo Pilots Runs to Royal Ship.]

[Brittany Watches Simon, Theodore, Qui-Gon, and Obi-Wan Fighting Droids.]

Brittany: Wow, You Jedi's Sure Know How to Teach Those Droids a Lesson.

Theodore: Why, Thank You.

Simon: We Appreciate Your Compliment, We Need to Leave Now!

[Simon, Theodore, Brittany, Qui-Gon, and Obi-Wan Enters Royal Ship.]

[Pilots Starting Naboo Royal Ship, Then Blast Off.]

Obi-Wan: Now, Stay Here and Keep Out of Trouble.

Simon: We'll Keep an Eye On Him.

Theodore: Yes, We'll Watch Him.

[Simon, Theodore, and Jar Jar See's Royal Ship Droids.]

Jar Jar: Hello, Boyos.

Royal Ship Droids: (Beeping, Whistling) (Hello.)

Theodore: Hello.

Simon: Who Knew They Carry Some Friendly Droids On This Ship.

[Blockade Shooting at The Royal Ship.]

[Hit's The Shield Generator.]

Theodore: What's Going On Out There?

[Alarm Blaring]

Simon: And I Think We Found our Answer. - Looks Like The Blockade Hit The Shield Generator.

[Royal Ship Droids Released, and Heads to The Mini Elevator.]

R2-D2: [Bumps into Jar Jar.] (Beeps) (Excuse Me!)

Jar Jar: How Wude!

R2-D2: (Whistling) (Wish Me Luck!)

[R2 Pops Up, and Heads to The Damage Generator.]

[Other Droids Trying to Fix The Generator.]

[Half a Droids getting Blasted.]

Obi-Wan: We're Losing Droids Fast.

Panaka: If We Can't Get The Shields Generator Fixed, We'll Be Sitting ducks.

[2nd Droid Gets Blasted, Leaves to R2.]

Simon: Had a Guess That Leaves to The Last Droid!

R2-D2: (Whistling, Beeping.) (Almost And... [Plugs the Generator Back On.] Got It!)

Pilot: The Power's Back!

R2-D2: (Beeping) [Welding The Generator] (I Knew I Could Do It!)

Pilot: That Little Droid Did It. - He bypassed the Main Power Drive. - Deflector Shields Up at Maximum.

[Dodging Laser Cannons.]

[R2 Returns Back to The Deck.]

[Down The Mini Elevator.]

Simon: Well, You Barely Survived That Attack.

Theodore: You Really Saved Our Skins!

R2-D2: (Whistling, Beeping.) (Why, Thank You. - I've Always Wanted Some Younglings Who Felt Relief. - I Would've Been Scraped.)

Simon: And We've Always Wanted a Friendly Droid Who Did His Best Fixing a Generator.

R2-D2: (Beeping.) (Yet Again, Thank You.)

Simon: You're Very Welcome.

Theodore: I Didn't Know You Speak Droids.

Simon: Come to Think of It, I'm Starting to Learn to Talk, and Listening to Droids. So... Yeah.

[Paused a Story]

[Droids Cheering, and Clapping.]

R0-GR: Wow, R2. You Did Save Their Life!

K-2SO: And Very Impressive Saving Some People On The Ship.

BB-8: (Beeps, Excited) (And The Trainee's!)

D-O: H-h-hooray!

Mouse Droid: (Beeping, Whistling.)

Chopper: (Deep Beep.) (Alright, Impressive. Very Impressive. But, How Do That One Trainee Speaks Droids?)

R2-D2: (Beeps.) (Beats Me, He Simply Listens to My Sentence, and Correctly Responds My Words.)

C-3PO: Why, Yes. Who Knew That 1 Jedi Trainee Can Speak Droids.

Chopper: [Arms Pop Up, Then On His Hips.] (Deep Beep.) (Now, I'm Learning Some Trainee, Who Can Speak Droids, That Is Definitely Weird.)

[K-2SO Bonks Chopper's Head.]

Chopper: (Deep Beep, Shouts) (Ow! [Turns attention to K-2SO, Arm Shaking Around.] What Was That For?)

K-2SO: Well, There's No Need To Call Them Weird, What Else?

Chopper: (Growls)

[BB-8, and D-O Holds The Fight.]

D-O: D-don't Fight.

BB-8: (Beeps.) ([Pulls out His Hand.] Calm Down You 2, There's No Reason To Fight, While Listening a Story, No Offense, Chopper.)

Chopper: (Deep Beep.) (None Taken, [Arms Back In His Head.] and I'm Sorry.)

C-3PO: Thank You, BB-8, and D-O, and We Forgive You, Chopper.

R2-D2: (Beeps.) (He Told You, I Took My Time To Shine, Now It's His Turn.)

C-3PO: Why, Yes. Now It's My Turn to Tell You Of How Our Friendship of Me, and R2-D2 Have Started.

Chapter Text

[Resumes Back to The Story]

C-3PO: (Narrates) So After Escaping Naboo, and R2's Best Saved, They Are On Their Way to Tatooine,

to Get Some New Engine of They're Naboo Royal Ship.

[Padme, and Brittany Cleans R2-D2.]

Brittany: Aren't You The Niceful Kind of Droid.

R2-D2: (Beeps) (Why, Thank You.)

Jar Jar: Hello. - Sorry. - Husa are Yousa?

Padme: I'm Padme.

Brittany: And, I'm Brittany.

Padme: My Adopted Little Sister.

Jar Jar: Mesa Jar Jar Binks.

Padme: You're a Gungan Are You?

Jar Jar: Uh-huh.

Brittany: Well... Binks, How'd you end up here with us?

Jar Jar: My no know. - Mesa day Startrn pitty okeyday witda brisky morning munchen. -

Den boom! Getten berry scared... - and grabben dat Jedi, and pow- Mesa here.

R2-D2: (Chirps) (Oh, Wow.)

Jar Jar: Huh. - Mesa getten berry, berry scared.

R2-D2: (Beeps) (Very Scared Indeed.)

Brittany: To be Honest, and Had a Guess: I Agree.

[Royal Starship Arriving Tatooine, and Makes Perfect Landing.]

Simon: Ooooh, Yep, We Might Need to get Some Spare Generator.

Theodore: Really took a lot of Energy.

Obi-wan: The hyperdrive generator's gone, Master. - We'll Need a new one.

Qui-gon: That'll complicate things. - Be wary. - I sense a disturbance in the Force.

Obi-wan: I feel it also, Master.

Qui-gon: Don't let them send any transmissions.

Simon: Well... Looks like, We'll Have to Find Another Hyperdrive Somewhere in Tatooine. [Follows Qui-gon Jinn.]

Theodore: Yeah, I'm With Simon for Once. [Joins, and Follows Simon, and Qui-gon Jinn.] Wait, for Me.

[Transition to the Desert of Tatooine.]

Jar Jar: This sun doen murder to mesa skin.

Panaka: Wait! - Wait. - Her Highness commands you to her handmaiden with you.

Qui-gon: No More commands from Her Highness today Captain. - The spaceport is not going to be pleasant.

Brittany: *Ahem* [Walks to Padame] The queen wishes it.

Simon: Woah. Cocky Girl.

Theodore: Yep. Confident.

Panaka: She's curious about the planet.

Brittany: He has a Point.

Theodore: She Can Come With Us.

Simon: Sure, Why Not.

Qui-gon: Stay close to me.

R2-D2: (Chirps, Beeps) (Off We Go.)

[Transitions to Mos Eisley.]

C-3PO: (Narretes) So, The 2 Jedi Masters, and The handmaiden, Along with The 2 Jedi Trainee's, and The Adopted Sister of The handmaiden,

Enters Mos Eisley, Searching a Place Where They Can Find a Spare Hyperdrive from The Royal Starship.

Brittany: Well. You Two Seemed to be Very Special Little Jedi's.

Simon: Well, We're Actually the Jedi Trainee's

Theodore: But, We Appreciate Your Kindness.

Brittany: For Me, I'm Actually the Adopted Little Sister of Padme.

Simon: Well... That's Nice to Know About You.

Theodore: Yeah, We've Actually Signed to become a Jedi's.

Brittany: Well, Maybe Some Days I'll become a Jedi's Like You Two, and Them.

[Enters Watto's Workshop.]

[Bell Dings]

Watto: (In Huttese) Good day to you. - What do you want?

Qui-gon: I need parts for a J-type 327 Nubian.

Watto: (In English) Ah, yes! - Nubian. - We have lots of that. -

(Huttese) Boy, get in here now!

Qui-gon: My Droid has a readout of what I need.

Watto: (Huttese) What took you so long?

Anakin: (Huttese) I was cleaning the fan switches.

Watto: (Huttese) Watch the store. - I've got some selling to do.

Watto: (English) So... let me take thee out back, huh? - Ni you'll find what you need. (chuckling) 

Qui-gon: [Takes Metal Part off of Jar Jar Hand.] Don't touch anything.

Jar Jar: [Stick his Tongue out.]

Theodore: We'll be Back Jar Jar.

Simon: This Will be Quick.

Anakin: (In English) Are you an Angel?

Brittany: Hmm?

Padme: What?

Anakin: An angel. I Heard the deep space pilots talk about them. -

They're the most beautiful creatures in the universe. - They live on the moons of Iego, I think.

Padme: You're a funny little boy.

Brittany: Yep, How do you know so much?

Anakin: I listen to all the traders and star pilots who come through here. -

I'm a pilot, you know, and someday I'm gonna fly away from this place.

Brittany: Wait, You're a pilot?

Anakin: Mm-hmm. - All my life.

Paame: How Long have you been here?

Anakin: Since I was very little. - Three I think. -

My mom and I were sold to Gardulla the Hutt, but she lost us betting on Podraces.

Brittany: Lost a bet on Podraces?

Padme: You're a slave?

Anakin: I'm a person, and my name is Anakin

Padme: I'm Sorry. - I don't fully understand. - This is a strange place to me.

[Jar Jar Touches Pit droid.]

[Pit Droid Jump Up.]

Jar Jar: Where- Wheres yousa goin? [Fall of small steps.]

Pit droid: (Laughing)

Brittany: (Chuckle)

Jar Jar: [Grabs Pit droid.] I got ya.

Anakin: Hey!

Jar Jar: What?

Anakin: Hit the nose.

Jar Jar: Oh.

[Jar Jar Touches Pit droids Nose.]

[Outside With Qui-gon Jinn, Simon, Theodore, and Watto.]

Watto: A T-14 hyperdrive generator. - Thee in luck. - I'm the only one herebouts who has one. -

But thee might as well buy a new ship. - It would be cheaper, huh? - (Chuckles) Saying of which, how thee gonna pay for all this, huh?

Qui-gon: I have 20,000 Republic dataries.

Simon: Do you take Credits?

Theodore: We'll Pay Ya.

Watto: Republic credits? - Republic credits are no good out here. - I need something more real.

Qui-gon: I don't have anything else, [Uses Jedi Mind Trick.] but credits will do fine.

Watto: No, they won't.

Simon: Hm? Let me try. [Uses Jedi Mind Trick.] Credits will do fine.

Theodore: [Also uses Jedi Mind Trick.] Credits will always do fine.

Watto: No, they won't! - What, you think you're kind of Jedi, waving your hand around like that? - I'm Toydarian. -

Mind tricks don't work on me. - Only money. - No money, no parts, no deal.

R2-D2: (Beeps) (Oof, Strict Guy.)

Simon: I Know Right.

Watto: And no one else has a T-14 hyperdrive, I promise you that.

Qui-gon: Come My Trainees.

Simon: Okay, So You Be it, Mr. Mind Trick Don't Work On Me.

Theodore: Who Ever Thought Our Mind Tricks Don't Work On Your Brain.

[Back Inside of the Shop.]

Anakin: Wouldn't have lasted long anyways if i wasn't so good at building things.

[Jar Jar Catching Batteries, Then Dropping Batteries.]

Simon: Well, That Didn't Work.

Theodore: Not as We Hoped.

Qui-Gon: We're leaving. Jar Jar.

[Trips, and Fall On the Floor.]

Padme: I'm glad to have met you, Anakin.

Brittany: Yep, Nice Talking You.

Anakin: I was glad to meet you too.

[Jar Jar get Confused, Then Follows Qui-gon, Padame, Brittany, Simon, and Theodore.]

Watto: (Huttese) Outlanders. - They think we know nothing.

Anakin: (Huttese) They seemed nice to me.

Watto: (Huttese) Clean the racks... - ...the you go home.

Anakin: (English) Yippee!

[Obi-wan at Naboo Starship.]

Qui-gon: (On P.A.) And you're sure there's nothing left on board?

Obi-wan: A few containers of supplies. - The queen's wardrobe, maybe, but not enough for you to barter with, not in the amount you're talking about.

Qui-gon: (On Hush-98 Comlink) All right. - I'm sure another solution will present itself. - I'll check back later. [Turns off Comlink.]

Jar Jar: Noah gain! Noah gain. - Da beings hereabouts, cawazy! - Wesa be wobbed un crunched!

Qui-gon: Not Likely. - We have nothing value. - That's Our problem.

R2-D2: (Whistling) (Ooooh, He's Got That Right.)

Brittany: So, How did it go for You 2, and a Jedi Master?

Simon: Well That Toydarian, Doesn't Seem too Helpful.

Theodore: But, Why Our Mind Tricks Don't Work On Him?

Simon: Well, Had a Guess Something About Watto's Brain...

[Jar Jar Stopped, and Looked at Fried Alien Chicken, While Simon Explains Watto Far Away.]

Jar Jar: Hmm? - Ah, mooie-mooie. [Uses his Tongue at Fried Alien Chicken.]

Seller: Hey, Hey! (Huttese) Are you going to pay for that?

Jar Jar: (Muffled) Huh? Wanga?

Seller: (Huttese) It cost seven wupiupi.

Jar Jar: Wupiupi?! [Spits Out Fried Alien Chicken.]

Simon: But, Sure What he Said. - (Mimics Watto) "Mind tricks don't-a work on-a me. Only money."

Theodore: [See's Fried Alien Chicken Flinging.] Uh, Simon.

Simon: What?

Brittany: DUCK!

[Brittany, Simon, and Theodore Ducked From Fried Alien Chicken.]

[Lands on Soup, and Splashed on Sebulba.]

Sebulba: Ah! Chubba-

Simon, Theodore, Brittany: Jar Jar!

Jar Jar: Oops. (Whistling)

[Sebulba Goes After, and Kicks Jar Jar On the Ground.]

Sebulba: [With Fried Alien Chicken on His Right Foot.] (In Huttese) Is this yours?

Jar Jar: Who Mesa?

[Sebulba Strangle Jar Jar With his Left Foot.]

Simon: Well... Now He Done It.

Theodore: This Can't be Good.

Brittany: I'm With You 2 On That.

Jar Jar: Ouch! Ouch!

Anakin: (In Huttese) Careful, Sebulba. - He's a big-time outlander. - I'd hate to see you diced before we race again.

Sebulba: (Huttese) Next time we race, boy, it will be the end of you. - If you weren't a slave I'd squash you now.

Anakin: (Huttese) Yeah, it'd be a pity if you had to pay for me.

Simon: Well... You Sure Taught That Alien Some Words.

Theodore: Yep, You Really Wanted to Race.

Anakin: (In English) Hi.

Qui-gon: Hi there.

Anakin: Your buddy here was about to be turned into orange goo. - He picked a fight with a Dug, an Especially dangerous Dug called Sebulba.

Jar Jar: Mesa Haten crunchen. - Das da las ting mesa want.

Qui-gon: Nevertheless, the boy is right. - You were heading into trouble. - Thanks, my young friend.

Simon: Thanks for Covering the Friend of Ours

Theodore: You Sure Like Protecting Him.

Brittany: That's Nice to Show That Mean Alien.

Jar Jar: But- But- But Mesa doen Nutten!

[Dust Storm Coming from the Distance.]

Anakin: Do you have shelter?

Simon: Well, Our Ship Seems a Nice Protection.

Anakin: Is it far?

Brittany: Well Let's Just say It's on the outskirts.

Anakin: You'll never reach the outskirts in time. -

Sandstorms are very, very dangerous. - Come on. I'll take you to my place.

R2-D2: (Whistling, Beeps) (Wait for Me.)

[Transitions to Anakin's Home.]

[Entering Anakin's Home.]

Anakin: Mom! - Mom, I'm home!

Jar Jar: Ahh, dissen cozy.

Simon: That's a Nice Place.

Theodore: Finally some shelter.

Brittany: *Phew!* Sandstorm Does Not Work on my Complection.

Anakin: These are my friends, Mom.

Jar Jar: Hello.

Simon: Hello.

Theodore: Hey, There.

Brittany: Hello, Mrs. Skywalker.

Qui-gon: I'm Qui-gon Jinn.

Anakin: I'm building a droid. - You Wanna see?

Qui-gon: Your son was kind enough to offer us shelter.

Anakin: Come on. I'll show you 3PO.

Jar Jar: Oh, mooie-mooie.

Theodore: Another Droid?

Simon: That Kid Seems good at Mechanics.

Brittany: Well, I've Always Wanted to See some other Droid.

R2-D2: (Beeps, Chirping) (Another Droid, Wait for Me.)

[Entering Anakin's Droid Room.]

Anakin: Alvin, I'm Home. - and I Brought Some Friends.

Alvin: Anakin, You're Home Already.

Padme: Huh. - I See You Have Another Little friend Like Ours.

Anakin: Yep - He's Our... Well My Adopted Little Brother.

Alvin: Yep, [Shaking Padames Hand.] Alvin Skywalker. - Please to Meet You.

Anakin: How's 3PO?

Alvin: He's Looks Good.

[R2-D2 Enters Anakin's and Alvin's Droid Room.]

Simon: Well... What a Coincidence.

Theodore: He Has a Point.

Brittany: Coincidence, Indeed.

Simon: You Got Yourself, The Adopted Little Brother, and The Adopted Little Sister. - Who Knew.

[Uncovering C-3PO.]

Anakin: Isn't he great? - He's not finished yet.

Padme: He's Wonderful.

R2-D2: (Beeps) (Well, Not Bad.)

Anakin: You really like him? - He's a protocol droid to help Mom. - Watch. [Turns On C-3PO.]

C-3PO: Oh. Oh. Uh- Where is Everybody?

Alvin: Oops, Forgot to put his right eye. [Hands it to Anakin.]

Anakin: [Takes the right Eye.] Thanks, Alvin. [Put the right eye on 3PO.]

C-3PO: Oh, hello. - I am C-3PO, human-cyborg relations. - How might i Serve you?

Padme: He's perfect.

C-3PO: Oh, Perfect.

Anakin: When the storm is over, I'll Show my racer. - I'm building a Podracer.

Alvin: There he Goes.

Brittany: Well... You And your Human Brother Sure Build This Skinny Droid together.

Alvin: And Your Human Sister Sure Liked Our Droid.

Simon: You, and Anakin, Sure Worked together.

Theodore: Yeah, Even For Us.

R2-D2: (Whistling) (Hello.)

C-3PO: I'm not sure this floor is entirely stable. - Oh, hello. - I don't believe we have been introduced.

R2-D2: (Excited Beeps) (Names R2-D2, Pleased to Meet You.)

C-3PO: R2-D2. - A Pleasure to meet you. - I am C-3PO, human-cyborg relations.

R2-D2: (Chirping, Bleeps) (You Seemed a Bit Naked.)

C-3PO: I Beg your pardon but what do you mean, "naked"?

Simon: Well... Let's Just Say-

R2-D2: (Beeps) (Your parts are showing?)

C-3PO: My parts are showing? - My goodness! - Oh!

R2-D2: (Beeps, Laughs)

Alvin, Simon, Theodore, and Brittany: (Laughing)

Alvin: Well, Your Droid Friend Is Not Wrong.

[Paused the Story.]

Chopper: [Arms Pop-up, Then Hardly Laughs.] (Deep Beeps, Laughs)

R2-D2: (Beeps) (We Appreciate Your Laughter, But It's True.)

Chopper: (Deep Beeps, Breathes In and Out) (I'm Sorry, I'm Sorry. -

We Didn't Know 3PO Use to be Naked from the Start.)

BB-8: (Beeps) (But, Yeah. - So That's How You, and R2 Met.)

D-O: S-sounds Very Nice.

K-2SO: Very Nice, Indeed.

R0-GR: So You Got Yourself The Adopted Little Brother, and The Adopted Little Sister.

C-3PO: Indeed, But There's More Than Just 2 Jedi Trainee's, and the Little Adopted Brother, and Sister.

Chopper: [Arms Unpops Back in his Head.] (Deep Beeps) (But, Despite That Toydarian, Who was a Bit of a Jerk. -

But Jedi Mind Tricks Don't Work On Toydarian? - Come On!)

R0-GR: But, Wow! I Didn't Know You Made by Both Skywalkers.

R2-D2: (Beeps) (You Ain't Hearing Nothing Yet, You're about to hear and listen about the best Podrace You'll ever hear.)

C-3PO: Yes, R2, But, It'll Take a While Just to get to The Podracing Part, But Sure. -

There's a lot of Things about the Both Skywalkers.

R2-D2: No Pressure, Just Asking.

Chapter Text

[Back to the Story.]

C-3PO: (Narrates) The Next Day, The Jedi Master Has an Idea In Order to Get a Spare Engine From They're Ship.

Padme: Are You Sure about This?

Brittany: Trusting our fate to 2 boy's we hardly know?

- You Got any Better Ideas? - I Mean, The Queen Will not approve.

Qui-Gon: The queen doesn't need to know.

Padme: Well, I don't approve.

Simon: Well, What Choice do we have?

[Enter's Watto's Shop.]

Watto: The boy tells me you want to sponsor him in the race.

- How Can you do this? - Not on the Republic credits, I think huh?

[Qui-gon Pulls Out a Holoprojector, then Showing Watto a Naboo Royal ship on the Holoprojector.]

Qui-Gon: My Ship will be the entry fee.

Watto: Oh, not bad! - Not bad, huh? A Nubian, huh?

Qui-Gon: It's in good order except for the parts I need.

[Turn off, and putting away his Holoprojector.]

Watto: What would the boy ride?

- He Smashed up my pod in the last race. - It will take some long time to fix it.

Anakin: It wasn't my fault, really.

- Sebulba flashed me with his vents. - I actually saved the pod, mostly.

Watto: Mmm.

- That you did, huh. (Chuckling) - The boy's good. No doubts there, huh?

Qui-Gon: i have acquired a pod in a game of chance, the fastest ever built.

Watto: I hope you didn't kill anyone I know for it, huh? (Laughing) So, you supply the pod and the entry fee, and i supply the boy.

- We split the winnings, um, 50-50, I think, huh?

Theodore: Oh Boy, With that kind of Our Deal We-

Simon: Z-z-z-zip it, I Think We're getting something.

Qui-Gon: If it's going to be 50-50, I suggest you front the cash for the entry.

- If we win, you keep all the winnings, minus the cost of the parts I need. - and if we lose, you keep my ship. - Either way, you win.

Simon: Oh My! Our Whole Ship!?

Theodore: Our Only way to Couracaunt.

Watto: DEAL! [Hand Slap Qui-Gon's hand for accepting the Deal.]

[Qui-Gon, Simon, and Theodore Leaving Watto's Shop.]

Watto: (Huttese) Your Friend is a foolish onem methinks.