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~Random Karasuno Shenanigans (ft. OC)~
Tsukki: Why are Kageyama and Hinata sitting with their backs to each other?
Suga: They had a fight.
Tsukki: Then why are they holding hands?
Suga: They get sad when they fight.
Yamaguchi: Rules are made to be broken.
Daichi: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Tsukki: Uh, piñatas.
Hoshi: Glow sticks.
Yachi: Karate boards.
Suga: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Yamaguchi: Rules.
Daichi: …
Asahi: I turned out perfectly fine!
Nishinoya: Asahi, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast
Asahi: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!
Kiyoko, talking to Tanaka on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to?
Tanaka: You bet!
Kiyoko: At what temperature?
Tanaka: 535.
Kiyoko: That's the clock.
Tanaka:
Kiyoko:
Tanaka: 536.
Kiyoko: Good morning.
Asahi: Good morning.
Daichi: Good morning.
Suga: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
Hoshi: MORNING MOTHER-
Suga, gently smacks back of Hoshi’s head: Not like that
Hinata: Tanaka, can I talk to you for a second?
Tanaka: Yeah, what’s up? Lemme guess. You and Kageyama are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?
Hinata: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I’ve read books.
Hinata: Nishinoya and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us
Daichi: *Sighing* What did Nishinoya do?
Hinata: He chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
Nishinoya: Who wants a steering wheel?
Kageyama: Daichi, I'm sad.
Daichi: *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay.
Hinata: Suga, I'm sad.
Suga, nodding: mood.
Kageyama, Daichi, and Hinata are sitting on a bench
Suga: Why do you guys look so sad?
Kageyama: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
*Suga sits down*
Daichi: The bench is freshly painted.
Suga: We need to distract these guys
Nishinoya: Leave it to me
Nishinoya: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Asahi, Tanaka, and Kiyoko: *Immediately begin arguing*
Hoshi, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.
Ennoshita: You're stupid
Narita: Well you're dumb
Ennoshita: *Pauses* I don't like your hair
Kinoshita: *Gasp* Oh my he went there
Sugawara: In every group of friends there is the dumb ones
*Everyone looks at Hinata and Kageyama*
Kageyama & Hinata: Really?
*Everyone else laughs*
Asahi: There's a spider
Noya: So what you want me to do?
Asahi: KILL IT!
Noya: You saw it first!
Asahi: You kill it!
Noya: YOU'RE THE MAN!
Asahi: SINCE WHEN?
Tsukishima: When I first met you, I thought you were weird and annoying
*Long dramatic pause*
Hinata: And?
Tsukishima: And you are