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Celeste threw her hair into a messy bun, as today was the lucky day, a once in a lifetime milestone. Celese and Twinky Winky would celebrate their love and get married. Cele3ste had been waiting for this day with excitement. Her tits jiggling as she applied her extra emo makeup to her very emo face. #ItIsntAPhaseMom
As she stomped her light up soles of her light up skecthers, she noticed Twinky Winky looking uneasy. “Whats wrog drippy shawty bae?” Cellservice asked he rlover, puzzled. “Nothing my little hamster shit” He smiled reassuri8ngoy. She nodded, going back to zipping up her wedding clown suit. The time was coming, and by the time she had her clown nose on and her red afro wig on, Twinky Winky was waiting for her at the wedding platform thingy. She took a steady breath as she took a step down the aisle, Ronald McDonald holding her arm as she approached Twinky Winky. As she stood next to him, he whispered seductivek into her ear “I kinda gotta shit rn lol” She laughed, that was SO like Twinky Winky <3
The man started saying the vows, i dont even know if he was licensed, pretty sure he coudnt read either. LOl.
When It was her que to say “i do”, a familiar buff shiny man stormed into the room. “I object!!” He hollered, and Celeste gasped. “Mr.Clean-kun????” She asked, Looking at her previous love interest. “Have you finally come to confess yourundying love for me?” She asked, but as the impeccable hairless man opened his mouth to respond, she continued “I’m sorry but I am in love with Twinky Winky now.” She stated proudly. “No..” Mr.Clean said. “It is nit you i am in love with…” MR. Clean and Twinky WInky’s eyes locked from across the room, they gazed lovingly at one another. “Mr.Clean senpai….. Nyah,,,,,,” Twinky WInky whispered, as he got up and rushed to the hunky male. “Twinky,,,,,, my lil baka,,,,” Mr.Clean exclaimed as he picked up the telleubuuy in his muscular arms. They started to violently make out in the middle of the isle. Celeste could only cry. She was again left for another. “But what about Ranytaro???” Celste asked Mr.Clean, desperate for her to have Twinky Winky back. “He shit himself to death.” Mr.Clean said, between kisses. Celeste could only cry further.
The once to be bride ran to her room to play emo music and cry harder, her emo makeup dripping down her face. She ripped the clown nose from her face, it making a small honk as it flew off. She then threw the wig off angrily, loudy sobbing still. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a small mouse started to squeak from within her panties. She looked down into them, and saw no other than Mini Mouse ™ from Miki Mouse. “Oh my god…. Mini…” Celsete gasped, happy to see her favroiete person in the world, Mini. The one mouse who understood her, and would never leave her.
“Oh Mini…” Celexte whispered sedutively. “Squeek squeak..” replied Mini.
They made out.
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