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Faith was bored. Really bored. And Faith doesn't like being bored. Not one little bit. So she called on her friends.
"GUUUUUUYYYYYYYYSSSS!" Faith yelled.
From across the restaurant there were various calls of "What?!" And "What do you want now?!"
Faith smiled wickedly. "I'm bored."
Mangle groaned. "Not again... sweetie, we've bought everything you could ever need to be entertained-"
"Well I wanna play a game..." she grinned ominously.
"Well I don't," replied Mari. "I am not joining in with this."
Faith brought a flame to her hand and grinned at him cockily. He suddenly remembered why he never grounded or yelled at Faith.
"Are ya sure about that?" She said with a smile.
"Well, uh... oh alright then," he grumbled.
Faith concentrated her power to create the ultimate playing area. It had a fighting arena, a torture pit, gaming pcs, a closet... if the necessary equipment for a dare wasn't there, she could just create it.
"A'right, let us be getting this over with," Foxy said with a groan.
Faith smiled again. "Great, everyone's cooperating! I'll be using dares from the readers."
"Readers?" Chica repeated questioningly.
"The people that are reading this, duh!"
"Well there goes the fourth wall again!" Mari remarked.
Faith rolled her eyes. "I break it all the time, is there even a point in getting it repaired? Now onto the first dare, from Jonathan Stanley!"
I dare Chica to play Five Nights At Wario's.
Chica looked confused. "What's "Five Nights at Wario's"?" She asked.
Faith grinned ominously. "You'll see..." she said creepily. She knew Chica hated horror games, although there didn't seem to be a reason for it, since she loved horror movies. She downloaded the game, loaded it up, and left Chica to it.
"Well this doesn't seem too bad..." she said, when suddenly Wario appeared in a hallway.
"Aaaah!" Chica screamed. "What is that thing?!"
Faith sniggered. "That's Wario. The main character."
"This is creepy! I don't like it..." Chica whimpered. "Can't I just stop? It's 2am!"
"You gotta finish at least one night! That's four more game hours by the way." She smiled sinisterly.
"Aww gosh darn it… Gah! There's a… a thing! What is that thing, and why is it floating?!"
"Yeah, Luigi likes to do that."
"Please… please, please, PLEASE end soon! AAAH, there's another one!" She pointed at the screen in terror.
Faith facepalmed. "Well duh, there's not only two of them. C'mon, it's nearly over, you can do this!"
"O…okay…" Chica was on the verge of tears, but continued playing anyway.
*Ding-dong, ding-dong, du du du du du dong* (that's supposed to be the six am song. I can't remember if that's even in FNAW or not, but oh well.)
"Yay, ya' did it! Now for the next one!" She read the next dare. "Ooo, bad luck Chics. I've seen that. Not particularly flattering."
"Another one for me? HAVEN'T I SUFFERED ENOUGH?!"
"Evidently not. And this one is for all the originals, so you four," she pointed to Freddy, Bonnie, Foxy and Chica in turn. "And… where did Goldi go?"
"He knows he's one of us, he ran for it." Freddy answered.
Faith skipped about the area. "Oh Goooooldi~ come oooout!"
Goldi's voice appeared to be coming out of thin air. "Nope!"
Faith's eyes glowed purple and a flamethrower appeared in her hands. "C'mon! I promise I won't hurt'cha! Don't make me come and find you!"
Goldi reluctantly clambered out of the closet.
"Really?" Faith did not seem impressed. "Of all hiding spots, you chose the closet?"
Blue sniggered obnoxiously. "Is this your way of "Coming out of the closet"?"
"What? NO! Blue, I swear, I will kill you!"
"You can kill him AFTER your dare!"
"FINE! What's the dare?" he sighed.
Shark Lord: I dare Freddy, Bonnie, Chica, Foxy and Goldi to watch Retarded64: Freddy's Spaghettiria.
"Uuuuuumm…" Freddy looked confused. "What's a spaghettiria?"
"Oh ho ho, you'll find out." Faith pulled out a laptop and played the video.
After a few seconds, Foxy spoke.
"Well this be weird."
"Y'know you only need to do the pirate act on sage, right?" Freddy pointed out.
His voice went back to normal. "Yeah, I know."
"I like the pirate accent!" Chica objected.
Bonnie clearly disapproved. "But… he kidnapped you when he was a pirate…"
"He didn't KIDNAP me. I willingly sacrificed myself to save you and Freddy."
This prompted an eyeroll. "Same thing…" she mumbled.
"GUYS!" Faith interrupted loudly. "You're missing the video!"
"Well when do we show up?!" Freddy argued.
"Ten seconds ago, dumbass!"
The group looked rather bashful. "Oh…"
A few seconds passed before the next objection.
"Nope! They used horrible language," Chica said, a cross look on her face.
"Coulda sworn I heard ya swearin' just last week Chics!" Blue interjected.
"I nearly dislocated my shoulder, I have an excuse!"
"GUYSSS! You're ruining it! Blue, shut up and go play cards with the others. Chica, WATCH THE GODDAMN VIDEO!"
They both sighed in unison. "Fiiiine."
Freddy appeared horrified by the video. "What IS this?"
"Retarded64. Freddy's Spaghettiria."
He facepalmed. "Come on Faith. You know what I meant."
"It's hilarious, that's what it is."
Soon, it was over, thankfully without any more interruptions, and Mangle joined them.
"So, what was it about?" She inquired.
Foxy leaned in and whispered the gist of it.
She immediately turned to Faith. "YOU WATCHED THAT?!"
"Calm down, it's the flippin' internet. I'd be lucky to never run into something like that. And you're gonna deal with it," A pair of sunglasses descended from nowhere, onto he face. "Like a boss!"
"…..sure…"
"Well, we'll see everyone again in the next chapter!"
"Seriously, what is she on about?" Mangle muttered.