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Izuku snuck out of Shouto’s room in his boyfriend’s hoodie, a skirt and an empty stomach. Pressing the ground floor button in the elevator, he waited, leaning on the bars while the elevator hummed, lowering to the ground floor.
The doors opened and he creeped into the kitchen and over to the fridge and opened it.
“So do you come here often?” A semi-deep voice rasped, startling Izuku into hitting their head on the fridge door. Turning around, Izuku glared at the figure, revealed to be his brother, Hitoshi.
“Toshi! You can’t just scare me like that! I could have hurt you!” Izuku whined, shoving a finger into their brother’s chest.
“Sorry, Izu. It was just too fun to mess with you.” Hitoshi chuckled, wrapping an arm around his sibling’s shoulders.
After a moment of silence, Izuku looked up at Hitoshi.
“Insomnia, again?”
Hitoshi nodded, looking away. A period of silence passed before they both stretched, got their Lavender tea and went to sit at the Island. The purple haired boy sipped his tea, eyeing the sweater izuku had on.
“I recall that sweater being Todoroki’s, if I’m not wrong?” Izuku flushed before retorting.
“I seem to remember that hair clip being Kaminari’s!” Now it was Hitoshis turn to blush.
The brothers looked at each other in embarrassment.
“Dad won’t be happy you have a loud blonde for a boyfriend, you know that, right?” Hitoshi glared at Izuku.
“Dad won’t be happy you have a boyfriend at all. You’re supposed to remain the innocent one in the family because you’re the youngest.”
“You’re only older by two weeks!” Izuku set his tea down, huffing.
“Still older.”
The two sat in silence, continuing to sip their tea. After they finished up, rinsing their cups in the sink, the two said goodnight and headed off to different floors into their boyfriends rooms.
Izuku woke up peacefully in Shouto’s arms, yawning. He looked up at his cozy boyfriend to find Shouto’s eyes open and staring at him with a look of admiration on his face. The peaceful moment only lasted 5 minutes before Hitoshi and Kaminari busted into the room, slamming the door closed.
“IZU! WE HAVE A PROBLEM!” Hitoshi screamed.
“Wh-what? Is there a villain attack? Is someone hurt?” Izuku quickly sat up, the half hot half cold user following his boyfriend’s actions.
“No! Even worse!” Kaminari piped up.
“Did the League of villains take over the world while we were sleeping?”
Hitoshi looked at Izuku dramatically.
“Dad found out about both of us.”
Horror seeped through all four of them. And then the door bust open, revealing the Devil himself in all his glory, capture weapon raised and a glare piercing through the teenagers.
“We’re having a talk. Now.”
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Shouto, Izuku, Kaminari and Hitoshi all sat, hunched up, on the couch of the teachers' dorms while Aizawa ranted furiously.
“Seriously, Hitoshi, why couldn’t you have chosen someone who wasn’t a loud blonde, I had ONE rule, no loud blondes and yet you go and betray me like this!”
Hitoshi only shrugged with a small, smug grin.
“And you! Izuku! You’re too young for a boyfriend!” Dad pointed to Izuku and then Shouto.
“Dad! I’m 15!” Izuku whined.
“Still too young! You need to be 30 to date!”
At that moment, Pops walked into the room with a confused look on his face.
“What’s going on here?” Hizashi tilted his head, an eyebrow raised.
“Hitoshi is dating a loud blonde and Izuku is dating in general.” Dad glared at his husband and then back at the kids.
Pops swept the confused look off his face and squealed in joy.
“Aweee! My babies are all grown up now!” the blonde wiped a fake tear from his eye.
“No! Not ‘Awe’ this is bad!”
“But Sho, kids will be kids, let them have this experience.” Hizashi pressed a quick peck to Shouta’s lips, hugging him.
Shouta turned back to the kids with a glare.
“I’ll let you kids off the hook this time, but Kaminari, Todoroki, break my kids’ hearts and not even the law will stop me from hunting you down.” Shouta smiled.
Both Kaminari and Todoroki nodded in fear.
What an eventful day.