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Justin had finally done it, he’d closed the time loop. After years of paradox, his existence finally made sense.
Justin removed his crudely made Jun Pope disguise and put his normal clothes back on. Immediately, he ran out of the room, leaving Joanna’s hot, steamy, sexy body on the floor. Outside, he saw doctors injecting vegans with the Fishenning and a limp yellow rabbit. Justin stared for what felt like minutes but was actually just a few hours as he was very stupid and lazy and then he realised that it was actually that hottie Rafferty in his fur suit! Lameo Justin grabbed Rafferty’s unconcious body with some effort as Justin wasn’t very strong, then he hauled Justin back into the abortion room with Joanna.
Justin evilly hid Joanna inside a box labelled “Vegan food”. No-one would ever look inside as all the vegans would soon be fish! Justin was so evil. Then, he took the rabbit which he remembered was Rafferty and hid it inside a crate labelled apples which no-one would look inside as people would only ever eat meat from now on. Also, Rafferty was so long and sexy that he couldn’t fit inside any boxes.
“Justin, you done with Joanna yet?” He heard a voice scream from outside
“Yes, just snapping her neck now!” he hastily replied before sprinting out of the room at full speed and crashing into his boss- Beef Staeke. He was tall and muscular but not at all sexy. His consumption of meat had turned him incredibly ugly with warts, acne and boils all over his skin. The only person who could be turned on by him was lameo Justin.
“You idiot Justin! You’ve only ever accomplished one thing at it was killing Joanna”
“I know, I’m worthless and pathetic” Justin said masochistically, “I need someone to show me what I’m worth”
Justin and Beef then went into another room of the hospital which was slowly being filled with fish. There, Justin stripped naked and let himself be beaten by Beef, tasting delight from very sensual blow. When he was bleeding comfortably, he slept.