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2021-05-12
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real love

Summary:

you guys have got to stop giving this attention

Notes:

this is a joke

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Work Text:

hi im stay. im 3’8 im very small and shy. see them? thats atiny. atiny is the baddest bitch here. i hate them. they think theyre the shit.

today i went to school and something happened. ill tell you what.

while i was walking into school, atiny approached me. “hey loser” they said. “h-h-h-h-h-h-hi f-f-f-fuckface” i said. “how dare you call me fuckface you naughty ass whore!!!!!!” they said and picked me up.

they brought me to the rooftop of the school and told me to say sorry. “n-n-n-n-n-no.” i said. “say sorry now!” they screamed at me. i started crying.

i saw their eyes soften for a second.

“h-hey, dont cry um..” they mumbled. “i-i-i- um- im s-s-s-s-s-s-so-so-sorr-sorr-sorry” i managed to stutter.

then something i wasnt expecting happened. atiny kissed me. since theyre 8’7, theyre much much taller than me and they haf to pick me up for that. one hand was enough since im so small you know. after they kissed me and they had pulled away, they looked me in my eyes and said “never cry because of me okay? i love you stay”

i was so shocked. “i-i-i-i l-l-l-love y-y-you t-t-t-t-too atiny” i stuttered.

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edit sixteen july how r u guys finding this and why r u leaving kudos help hhhhelp hhhh this is from two months ago literally

edit 23 dec 2021 NOW WHO THE HELL FOUND THIS AFTER MOTNHS AND LEFT KUDOS

edit 23 feb 2022 GUYS. STOP. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.

edit 18 sep 2023 its so much fun to see people still leaving kudos and comments actually i really enjoy it 😭

edit 6 jan 2026 ABSOLUTE CINEMA