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Kel was bored. After three of his friends died in the span of eight hours,he and hero were left devasteted, well, Hero was more, still crying in his room like a little betch for a thing that happened a week ago. Seriously, wjhy does everyone take too long to grieve, don't the know how to do the Anger skip? Smh, bunch of n00b.
Well, while Hero bitches over in their room, Kel is here still hungry for a Big Mac Hero promissed him. Kel doesn't have any money on him currently, but he could try to snatch some from Hero's wallet, as that sucker is loaded.
"Knock,Knock? Can i come in?" "E E E ~G" Hero protested, but kel didn't care, he was going to eat the big mac and no one would stop him, so he blew up the door.. "E D C B~ B" Hero cried in his kidy pool of pity, but kel was hungry."Shut up hero, it's your fault you controler sucks and you can't do the speedrun, now give me the money" "~~G " " I don't care,i just want to give money to our creator and savior flood clown." "A B C B C D""Travis Scott then? Ok, good night." Kel snatched the wallet and peaced out. " B G E G A !!
Kel was now outside of his house, ready to go buy the clown meat, but he lacked the mod of transportation to do so. He could go walking, but he wanted to go faster, so he brought his timeline breaking XiXiXiaMIMO Redmi 8 with him, and activated the music that made anyone go fast. Selecting City Escape,Kel turned into a anthropormophical hedgehog and started running.
"Running around at the speed of sound" Kel's left analog was kinda sticky today, so he had to be carefull when turning. "Have places to go, gotta follow my rainbow"
A sharp turn to the right came, and sice this wasn't generation, the drift button actually made sense and Kel did a flawless turn, even managing to get the three rings "Can't stick around, have to keep movin' on"
Runnning down the streets, Kel noticed a ramp at the bottom of the slope, and he knew what to do. He had to get that Awesome. He did a optimal spindash an picked on an incredible amount of speed "Guess what lies ahead, only one way to find out"
Kel heart beat faster as he neared the ramp, stipulating the perfect timing for jumping in order to get that sweet 1up. He reached the ramp and counted a quarter of second since stepping on the ramp, and lightly pressed the a button, his heart skipping a beat. He Jumped and did a trick, looking up to the HUD in anticipation. Then, the awaited text appeared, and he felt like time stopped. The text was a bright orange, reading the word Awesome.
Kel's fell in a state of extreme euphoria as his brain was bombarded with dopamine and he touched the famigerated 1up. KEL IS MANIC. "LET'S GO!"
That was the biggest mistake Kel made in his life, bigger than Sunny' "Ayo Pizza here incident".
Kel screamed in pain and horror as his body began shifting form once again, his flesh and bones growing colder and harder by the second, his organs turning into a cluster of metal and plastic , his blood now feeling cold and slicky, his hands growing dark and rubbery, cracking into a unnatural circular shape, and not much after, the same sensation came from his feet. Kel's screamed the loudest in his life, not even his friends death made his scream as much , but his screming suddenly grewn weaker, disappearing, as Kel face distorted and turned into a creey wide grin, until his mouth closed, to never open again.
Kel could only cry now, as his arms and legs glued to the sides of his body, never to move again, his hands and feets now longer responding to any comand from his brain, detached from him. His belly was now a black plastic plate, and he cried in utter suffering as he felt it bulging with many distortions surging on it, more notably, a "bone" linking his left hand an leg with his right hand and leg. But in the same cruel joke as his mouth's, Kel's eyes grew and grew, feeling glassier, until, for a moment he could no longer see, his hearing and and sense of smeel All he could do was feel the pain.
The pain hit it's apex when his back distorted beyond recognition, opening upand leaving and leaving a large hole in it, as if it was sort of bathtup, while a few points were kept "intact", if intact meant turning into a rough surface, almost leathery... His neck hur too, as it he felt something growing form it, something, slippery? Slick?
Kel began to realize what was hapening to him as his vision returned, only, as his sense of smeel and eharing were lost forever. He tried closing his eyes, but instead of a palpebre covering his eyes, darkening his vision, his vision grew brighter, as if he had headlights for eyes...
In that moment, the full realization hit him.
KEL TURNED INTO A CONVERTIBLE
fuck.
He knew what he had to do, he had to commit the greatest sin a sonic player could commit,he had to SAVESCUM.
He tried to press the + button, ready to leave the level and restart it all over again, the next attempet he could cut some time as he already knew what Hero wanted, and he wouldn't say the cursed words, although he would problably only get a Cool instead of a Awesome. But, as he lacked the fingers to do so, he was incapableof doing so.
He tried to scream for help, but he lacked a voice to do so.
He couldn't do anything other than Drive.
He tried to look around, to find something, anything that could help him,he didn't want ot be a convertible.
He saw the Hoolingas, or the rest of them, in the middle of the street dancing for some reason... He didn't really know them, but they weren't really bad, they could help him! Kel decided to speed up, trying to salvage what he could off the run, but as he finally noticed that they were recording a Tik Tok, he also noticed that he was going fast, not 2 fast 4 u, but 3 fast 5 u ! He was goin to run over them !
He tried to brake, to turn to the another side, to do anything to not hit ehm, and they were cooperating, some of them triying to jump out of the way, but it was too late
FAR-AWAY FIBBAGE: SHOCKING! TEENS DIE IN A TRAGIC CAR ACCIDENT.
Today, -------, teenagers Kim, Vance, Angel, Mikhael, and Charlene, know by locals as The Hooligans, died in a tragic car accident. Acording to eye witnesses, the metioned individuals were recording a Tk Tok in homage to their deceased firend and leader, Aubrey, one of the two teenageres who died at the Hospital, when the car, a orange convertible, crashed. WQitnesses claimed that the car seemed to be playing City Ecape of the famous game Sonic Adventure 2
Paramedics arrived shortly after crash, but sadly, most of the victim died in the moment, as only one, Mikhael Bread, died from medical complications in the hospital. The victim recorded last words were: " My planet has called, goodbye."
Oficial police report show that the unmaned car was moving at 350 kilometers per hour when the acident happened. The vehicle lacked a proper license plate, sporting a personaised one which read the phrase "WHEN I FLEX, I FEEL MY BEST!". The police couldn't link the car to any perpretator. Thus the car has been sent to the junk yard.
Rummors about a possible "curse" have surfaced as this is the third tragic incident on this week. A high number of concerned families have moved away from Far-Away.
