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(this is my first fanfic pls no bully :o( sorry if there's any typos i have weenie hands rn)
Hi my name is shadow filbo aka xX_M4Y0R_Xx and NOBODY fucks arond w/ me!!! *scofs and smirks*
i am writing about myself becuase everygrunmp needz to know im plannign to take ova!!! MWAHHAHAHA!!!!!!! !1!!!
i am a rlly cool dark blue grumpus with bloody red paw markingz with sharp claws!!! my hair is black like my soul and is died red on the tips
i have demon horns and a tail whch are both red and i have huge demon wingz that i can fly woth! (also black) i have a sash that says "xX_M4Y0R_Xx" !!! i also have a BADASS black collar!! remidns me of when i palyed animal jam >:o)
i alzo rlly like going to hottopic BUT THEY ODNT HAVE ANY ON SNACKTOOTH!!! *growls angrily*
i wasn't this cool alwayz.i was weak one day... everyone misunderstood me.. they hated me and never appreciated ANYTHIGN i did... So i turned bac on them... my REAL side came out!! ME! SHADOW FILBO!!!! psh. they don't deserve any good from me... they treated me so badly........... its what the deserve... heh. thy will suffer for what theyve caused.
but enozgh about that, i wanna talk abt today >:o))))
1day was good because i stoel weenieworms from BEFFICA (I HATE HERRR GGRGGRRRR *GROWLS AND BARES TETH. hggr.r. i must contain myelf... heh.....my dark side showed out..... ) and i got WWENIE HANDS!!!
that means i could commit SO MUCH ARSONN N NN!! HAHAHAH!!!1٧§! lizbort said "no filbo you cant do that bla bla bla bla blah this is the third time this week" and i replied *demon voice* "YOU CANT TLEL ME WHAT TO DO!! ALSO MY NAME IS ***SHADOW FILBO***!! YOU.. SQUEEB!!!" and i ran to commit more arson!!!!1!!!
i ran off my hair waving behind me as i flapped my giant wings and attacked snaxburg with my WENEIE AHNDS!! i set befficas hut on fire bc she SUCKS!!!!
"grump damn it not again" said wambus buti laughet at his face *evil laughter*!!!!! and i set his cactus on fire
everyone had to be a fun ruiner and set the fire out *rolls eyes* ugh.. cant have FUN here... at least the jrnalist didnt do anything... *twirls hair shily* theyr so cool theyr the only one who understood me when they came... i hope they r gonna join the evil side with me one day >:o)))))
aftr that i flew into my EVIL cave and got a jurnal and started writing this!!!!1! i also drew me killing befficler !!there was SU MUCH BLOOD!! There was blod everywhere and i stabbed a knife into her!! *evil smirk psycho eyes* hehehhehe....
grrh... stupid beficca.... nobody understands me.. i hate them all... but SHEs da WORTST!!! if u see this beffica im gonna go EVIL!!!!! dont tease the monster inside of me....
i think ills tart writing fanfcs here because i think i am a talennted writer (even with weenie hands)