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{james and sirius}
jamesy: i hate boarding school
siri: what is up bff
jamesy: i’m gonna miss my parents ☹️
siri: oh Lol
siri: can’t relate 🤣🤤
jamesy: </3
siri: ik u will miss them but this year will be super fun and u will see them at christmas!!
jamesy: i love u why r u being so nice
siri: bc ily
jamesy: ilyt...
siri: i’m excited!!! new students!!!
jamesy: hopefully cool ones 😟
siri: very hopefully bc marls needs a new gf and i want a boyfriend 😐
jamesy: wait isn’t marlene still dating emmeline
siri: emmeline is the worst ever and i hate h
siri: er
jamesy: is this bc she kissed gideon
siri: yes obv
siri: she knew i liked him
siri: we were basically together
jamesy: ok tru
jamesy: his fault 2 tho
siri: i hate him more
jamesy: def
siri: see u tmrw goodnight
jamesy: u ok?
jamesy: it’s only 11
siri: mum’s yelling at me 😊😊
siri deleted *12* chats
siri: parent proofing 🥺
jamesy: hope ur having a nice night walburga
jamesy: **mrs black
jamesy: oh my god i’m so sorry
jamesy: don’t hate me plz 🙏
siri: how could she hate u
siri: u have such a respectable family 😍😍
jamesy: HAHAHA
siri: gn fr now 🙁
jamesy: goodnight!! i love you!!
siri: i love u too 💯💯💯
{james and marlene}
prince charming: hello darling
cinderella: hi husband
prince charming: r u excited for school tmrw
cinderella: ig but i am NOT excited to see emme
cinderella: i can’t do that again james
prince charming: ik 🙏 everything will be ok
prince charming: me and sirius will keep u grounded
cinderella: i’ll need it
cinderella: she posted on instagram yesterday
cinderella: she is
cinderella: so fjne
cinderella: ydek
prince charming: but she sucks
cinderella: but she sucks
prince charming: there u go
cinderella: how’s sirius
prince charming: monthly phone check
cinderella: oh shit
prince charming: we prepped yesterday it’s ok
cinderella: i hate them
cinderella: so much
prince charming: :/
cinderella: 🙁
prince charming: he’s excited for new kids tmrw tho
cinderella: god same
cinderella: i need
cinderella: a gf
prince charming: SIRIUS SAID THE SAME THING STOP
prince charming: STOP BEING SO GAY
cinderella: sureeee
cinderella: say that like u dont stare at regulus 😒😒
prince charming: STOP I TOLD U THAT IN CONFIDENCE
cinderella: LMAOO ILY
prince charming: anyways!
cinderella: lily like u yet?
prince charming: this is the year
prince charming: i stg.
prince charming: i can sense it
cinderella: p sure u said that last year
prince charming: FR THIS TIME THO
cinderella: sure
cinderella: gn 😊😊
prince charming: WHY IS EVERYONE GOING TO BED SO EARLY
cinderella: i’m going to stalk emmeline
prince charming: STOP MARLS RN STOP
cinderella: too late hoe 🤪
prince charming: go to bed and don’t text emme
cinderella: i will go to bed and not text emme
{james and peter}
jpotz: HEYY PETEY
jpotz: PETER
jpotz: PETER 😢😢😢
jpotz: no one loves me
jpotz: what did i do to deserve this
ppetz: JAMES
ppetz: everyone loves you
ppetz: i’m going to bed
ppetz: gn see u tmrw
jpotz: gn ily 😩🙏