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"Bye Historia!!" I shouted lively as I walk away from Her front door.
"Bye Y/N!! Make sure you call me when you get home!" Historia says as she wishes me a great night's rest. I wave her goodbye and turn around.
I walk to my car and put my phone in my hand and grab my keys to unlock the car. I get inside and I begin to drive home.
Everything was going fine until I approached a red light and I see some idiot that can’t drive
"YOU IDIOT WATCH WHERE YOU'RE DRIVING" I shout as I angrily honk my car horn.
"YOU'RE THE IDIOT DID YOU EVEN GET A DRIVER'S LICENSE?!"
I get ready to honk my horn and shout again but I hesitate when I see a brunette sitting in the driver's seat of the car. We make eye contact for a split second, I get myself back together and give my full attention to the road, the light was still red and I try and keep my eyes away gazed away from the right side of my vehicle although I can feel greenish greyish eyes shooting daggers in my direction.
"So you're just gonna ignore me?" He shouted
"What is there to say? You're the idiot who thought it would be a good idea to turn on your turning signal one second before you cut in front of two other cars." I snarked out
"Why look at that, she speaks!" He sarcastically stated
I roll my eyes at the sarcasm and put my car into drive as the light turns green.
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"Shortie? I'm home!" I slyly shout
"If you call me shortie one more time I will personally rip our every single one of your fingernails, blend them together, and force feed it down your disgusting little throat." Levi croaked
"Ew gross"
"That's the point"
"Yeah whatever you say, by the way historia told me to tell you hello but now that I think about it you don't deserve her condolences" I remark
"Like I care" Levi rolls his eyes and gets up from his previous position on the couch.
"Aren't you going over there later this week after work for a couple days? I need a break from you and your horrible hygiene."
"Uhh actually I have great hygiene thank you very much."
"Mhm sure you do"
"WHAT? I'm being serious. I shower daily, brush my teeth thrice a day, and I wash my hair every three days. You're being unreasonable"
"Your BO doesn't agree with you."
"Wow Levi just because I don't smell like bleach 24/7 doesn't mean I don't smell good" I say while I roll my eyes
I look down at my phone and see that Mikasa is calling me, I answer the phone.
"Hey are you free tomorrow?"
"Yeah why what's up?"
"Oh was wondering if you wanted to come to the bowling alley with Sasha, Connie, Ymir, Jean, Yelena, and I?"
"You talk so formally" I laugh out
"But sure I have nothing to do besides annoy the little gremlin so let me know what time and I'll be there"
"Ok great because I did not want to have to deal with Sasha and Connie throwing bowling pins everywhere alone."
"So you're bringing me along to do the dirty work for you?"
"Yeah pretty it much also Yelena wanted to see you so there's that."
"Wow I'm deeply hurt that my best friend would think of me as a mere helping hand rather than a best friend she loves so very much." I sarcastically say.
"Who says you're my best friend?" Mikasa smartly remarks.
"You know you love me."
"Yeah whatever, make sure you bring money this time or you're getting left outside."
"That was literally one time and I paid you back."
"Mhm sure you did."
"Okay well make sure you send me the address and time and I'll be there and don't forget."
"Says you."
"Oh hush, I'll see you soon."
"Bye."
I turn to Levi who never left the room. "How do you deal with her?" I ask
"Exactly how I deal with you, you think I want to have a brat that can't even maintain basic hygiene everyday?"
"May I remind you of my hygiene?"
Levi walks away and heads for his room and says, "mhm keep telling yourself that."
I sigh as you head back to your room to head to bed.
I change out of my clothes and put my phone on the charger
I fell asleep
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