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Short spideypool taco truck story

Summary:

What would happen if Peter Parker opened a taco truck?

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It was the 25th of april and the weather in New York was perfect. Not to cold, not to hot, all you needed was a light jacket. Or in Peter Parkers case all he needed was a spiderman suit and a lot of webfluid. Well no, thats not true. Or at least it isn't true anymore. For you see, Peter Parker desided to retire as Spiderman at the ripe old age of 24. Something to do with traumatic experiences and the hart attack aunt May suffered when Peter came home with one leg attached to his body instead of two.

Yeah, spidering with only one leg instead of eight was not something Peter Parker could do. So he retired from superhero-ing.

Sure at first Peter felt guilt at abandoning the people of New York. I mean who would safe the people now that Spiderman retired. You know other than the Avengers, the fantastic four and the other superheroes living in the city.

But as he explored new ways to keep busy, the guilt lessend, and after a while he found his passion. Cooking.

He just wasn't very good at it.

Not that he needed to be good at cooking to open a taco truck. One that serves taco's, buritto's and chimichangas.

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Basic (Burned) Tacos where served at Peter's Taco Truck and Wade loved it. He loved the ambience. He loved the taco's. He loved the way Peter talked. The way he smiled. The way his ass wiggled in the sun. 

Yeah Wade had a big crush on the Taco Truck owner. Who can blame him. His favorite food made by the hottest, nicest and bestest person ever. Yeah Wade was sold.

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Peter thought Wade was nice. And funny. And hot.

He really needed to ask his favorite customer out on a date. A real date. Not the hours just talking while Wade ate enought taco's to feed an entire flat. Because while those felt as dates. They weren't because Peter was working.

So Peter desided to ask Wade out on a date and Wade. Uhm Wade. WADE. Stop staring at Peter in shock and say yes!

So, after a minute or so, Wade said yes. And the spideypool ship officialy sailed.

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And thats how spideypool could come into existense if Peter lost his leg and started a taco truck.