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It's a Saturday afternoon and most of Valorant was doing their own thing at the practice range.
"AW GAWD HELP!"
Arms infront of her, Jett ran away from Skye who jump tackled the former from behind and onto the floor. With a rush of wind, Jett knocked Skye off of her. Pushing herself with her palms and heels against the floor, Jett tried to shuffle backwards away from Skye. With a mischievous chuckle, Skye grasped Jett's ankles and pulled her back and then pinned Jett's wrists to the floor.
"Gotcha this time!"
Jett knew what was to come next and instinctively turned her head away.
"EW NO GROSS!"
Skye pushed a glob of spit from out her mouth and gravity slowly brought it down towards Jett's face.
"...Should we do something?" Sage hesitantly asked Viper.
"Nah, this is how they express their love."
Love?
Skye and Jett were shocked at what Viper said. They looked at each other with wide eyes all the while the spit was still making its way down. Jett unawarely squeezed Skye's back so hard in response to the statement that you could hear her spine crack.
"SfsdhfjsadfKFNm IM OK" Yelled Skye
She didn't intend for the spit to actually make it to Jett's face, but because of her spine being crushed that's what ended up happening. And so Jett and Skye were a mess: Jett ferociously wiping away the spit and Skye profusely apologizing.
Sage turned to Viper and both broke out into laughter at the same time.