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therealrachel added itsbrittanybitch, latinalopez, queenquinn, cedesjones, mynameistina, fhuds5, aaabrams, puckasaurus20, dancermike, kurthummel
therealrachel named the group The New Directions!
Rachel Berry⭐
Hi Everyone!
Santana
Berry wth is this
Rachel Berry⭐
It’s a group chat for Glee Club! I think it will help with our team connectedness.
Santana
Wanky
Brittany
hello 🙃
Santana
Hi Britt
Quinn
Where are you two? Sue’s looking for you
Wait, what’s this?
Why’s Rachel in our chat?
Santana
We’re coming, just waiting for Britt to...idk what she’s doing but we’ll be there in a sec
And this is a ‘glee chat’ apparently
Berry made it
Brittany
sorry lord tubbington stloe my fone
Mercedes
Can you all be quiet? Nearly lost my phone then
Santana
Sorry Wheezy <3
Brittany
it’s in your hand Mercedes
Mercedes
...
Finn
Whats going on
Rachel Berry⭐
Finn! I made a chat with all the glee members so we could get in contact with each other
Finn
Oh good idea
Rachel Berry⭐
Thank you Finn
Kurt
So...what do we think of Shue’s assignment?
Also Rachel, we did have a chat already but oh well
And why is this one on Instagram
Quinn
KURT! She’s not supposed to know about that
But you have a point so we’ll forgive you
Kurt
Oh oops, sorry
Rachel Berry⭐
I’m going to pretend I didn’t see that
Shue’s assignment seems like a good idea! Has anyone got any ideas?
And I was going to make it on Snapchat but half of you haven’t accepted my friend requests so I couldn’t add you.
Tina
Wait, Rachel you have Snapchat?
Are your stories like your insta ones?
Artiee
Oh lord help us if they are
Rachel Berry⭐
😕
Yes Tina, I do, I requested you ages ago
And no, I prefer instagram, you’re less likely to get discovered on snapchat ☺️
Tina
Oh
I barely look at them tbh
Artiee
Rachel... your insta’s private only
only your friends can see it
Santana
*followers, I’m not Berry’s friend but still have to watch them every morning
Mercedes
Santana don’t even pretend you don’t photograph your coffee every morning
Santana
CEDES! Don’t expose me like that
Brittany
lord tubbington exposed me once
Tina
I – okay
Mike
Completely off topic but do you think Mr Shue will let me dance for this week’s assignment?
Quinn
I wouldn’t get your hopes up
Santana
Yeah glee club is basically the Rachel and Finn show
Artiee
Preach!
Mike
😔
Rachel Berry⭐
Santana that’s not true at all
Santana
Whatever Berry, I have to go
Santana
Are we meeting at breadstix?
Oh crap, wrong chat
Ignore that
Santana
I told you to IGNORE it smh
I swear I will go all Lima Heights on your sorry asses
Puck
Calm it Lopez, we all know you won’t do anything
it was worth it tho
we got free breadsticks
even if we had to listen to broadway talk for hours
Rachel Berry⭐
Wait, what do you mean free breadsticks?
Puck
We didn’t pay for them
Artiee
I feel so badass
Rachel Berry⭐
So we stole the breadsticks?
What if NYADA finds out?
Santana
You’re so DRAMATIC Berry
Quinn
Says the girl who threw a tantrum in the middle of the park because I wouldn’t get them an ice-cream
Santana
QUINN!!
I was like 10!
Quinn
*16
Kurt
It was last week Santana, you hit me in the face
Santana
I hate you all
Tina
You say that but you’ve literally sent the most messages in this group
Puck
Lopez is a nerd
Santana
Puck you own Star Wars Pyjamas
Puck
Yeah so?
So does Finn
Kurt
That’s true. I keep trying to make him get rid of them
Santana
Finn and Puck have matching pyjamas?
Everybody can join in on this one I don’t even care anymore
WANKY
Tina
Wanky!
Artiee
WANKYY
Mike
Wanky!
Kurt
WANKY!
Mercedes
It feels weird saying Santana’s saying but defo wanky
Quinn
And to think I’ve been with both of them...
Brittany
Gross
Finn
Rude
Puck
Nah man they have a point
Santana
Well thanks y’all, but we have Cheerios practice again
Tina
But it’s like... 10
What about like... free time
Quinn
Sue works us hard
It’s the price we pay for brilliance
Tina
You sound like an advertising deal
Brittany
puck and finns ship name wood be fuck
Kurt
Britt honey, its 2am why are you awake
But very true
Brittany
lord tubbington was trying to sell my bed
i’m going to sleep now
night kurt
Kurt
Goodnight Britt <3