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Summary:

I absolutely adore Chat Fics, but I've read most of them now so I made my own

I can't really give a summary because who knows what's going to happen?

ALSO the title's terrible but shhh

Notes:

Welcome to this chaotic mess!

I don't really know what's going to happen with this, whether each chapter will follow on from one another or just be separate. We'll see as I write.

It's set in season 2 (or at least the first chapter is) but I'm terrible with timelines so events are probably going to jump all over the place.

Let me know what you think?

Chapter 1: Welcome to the New Directions

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therealrachel added itsbrittanybitch, latinalopez, queenquinn, cedesjones, mynameistina, fhuds5, aaabrams, puckasaurus20, dancermike, kurthummel

 

therealrachel named the group The New Directions!

Rachel Berry⭐

Hi Everyone!

 

Santana

Berry wth is this

 

Rachel Berry⭐

It’s a group chat for Glee Club!  I think it will help with our team connectedness.

 

Santana

Wanky

 

Brittany

hello 🙃

 

Santana

Hi Britt

 

Quinn

Where are you two?  Sue’s looking for you

Wait, what’s this?

Why’s Rachel in our chat?

 

Santana

We’re coming, just waiting for Britt to...idk what she’s doing but we’ll be there in a sec

And this is a ‘glee chat’ apparently

Berry made it

 

Brittany

sorry lord tubbington stloe my fone

 

Mercedes

Can you all be quiet?  Nearly lost my phone then

 

Santana

Sorry Wheezy <3

 

Brittany

it’s in your hand Mercedes

 

Mercedes

...

 

Finn

Whats going on

 

Rachel Berry⭐

Finn!  I made a chat with all the glee members so we could get in contact with each other

 

Finn

Oh good idea

 

Rachel Berry⭐

Thank you Finn

 


 

Kurt

So...what do we think of Shue’s assignment?

Also Rachel, we did have a chat already but oh well

And why is this one on Instagram

 

Quinn

KURT!  She’s not supposed to know about that

But you have a point so we’ll forgive you

 

Kurt

Oh oops, sorry

 

Rachel Berry⭐

I’m going to pretend I didn’t see that

Shue’s assignment seems like a good idea! Has anyone got any ideas?

And I was going to make it on Snapchat but half of you haven’t accepted my friend requests so I couldn’t add you.

 

Tina

Wait, Rachel you have Snapchat?

Are your stories like your insta ones?

 

Artiee

Oh lord help us if they are

 

Rachel Berry⭐

😕

Yes Tina, I do, I requested you ages ago

And no, I prefer instagram, you’re less likely to get discovered on snapchat ☺️

 

Tina

Oh

I barely look at them tbh

 

Artiee

Rachel... your insta’s private only

only your friends can see it

 

Santana

*followers, I’m not Berry’s friend but still have to watch them every morning

 

Mercedes

Santana don’t even pretend you don’t photograph your coffee every morning

 

Santana

CEDES! Don’t expose me like that

 

Brittany

lord tubbington exposed me once

 

Tina

I – okay

 

Mike

Completely off topic but do you think Mr Shue will let me dance for this week’s assignment?

 

Quinn

I wouldn’t get your hopes up

 

Santana

Yeah glee club is basically the Rachel and Finn show

 

Artiee

Preach!

 

Mike

😔

 

Rachel Berry⭐

Santana that’s not true at all

 

Santana

Whatever Berry, I have to go

 


 

Santana

Are we meeting at breadstix?

Oh crap, wrong chat

Ignore that

 


 

Santana

I told you to IGNORE it smh

I swear I will go all Lima Heights on your sorry asses

 

Puck

Calm it Lopez, we all know you won’t do anything

it was worth it tho

we got free breadsticks

even if we had to listen to broadway talk for hours

 

Rachel Berry⭐

Wait, what do you mean free breadsticks?

 

Puck

We didn’t pay for them

 

Artiee

I feel so badass

 

Rachel Berry⭐

So we stole the breadsticks?

What if NYADA finds out?

 

Santana

You’re so DRAMATIC Berry

 

Quinn

Says the girl who threw a tantrum in the middle of the park because I wouldn’t get them an ice-cream

 

Santana

QUINN!!

I was like 10!

 

Quinn

*16

 

Kurt

It was last week Santana, you hit me in the face

 

Santana

I hate you all

 

Tina

You say that but you’ve literally sent the most messages in this group

 

Puck

Lopez is a nerd

 

Santana

Puck you own Star Wars Pyjamas

 

Puck

Yeah so?

So does Finn

 

Kurt

That’s true.  I keep trying to make him get rid of them

 

Santana

Finn and Puck have matching pyjamas?

Everybody can join in on this one I don’t even care anymore

WANKY

 

Tina

Wanky!

 

Artiee

WANKYY

 

Mike

Wanky!

 

Kurt

WANKY!

 

Mercedes

It feels weird saying Santana’s saying but defo wanky

 

Quinn

And to think I’ve been with both of them...

 

Brittany

Gross

 

Finn

Rude

 

Puck

Nah man they have a point

 

Santana

Well thanks y’all, but we have Cheerios practice again

 

Tina

But it’s like... 10

What about like... free time

 

Quinn

Sue works us hard

It’s the price we pay for brilliance

 

Tina

You sound like an advertising deal

 


 

Brittany

puck and finns ship name wood be fuck

 

Kurt

Britt honey, its 2am why are you awake

But very true

 

Brittany

lord tubbington was trying to sell my bed

i’m going to sleep now

night kurt

 

Kurt

Goodnight Britt <3