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UNKNOWN NUMBER
unknown: IS THIS MIN FUCKING YOONGI
jin and his underlings text gc
yoongi: who the fuck gave out my number this time????
hoseok: jin
namjoon: jin
yoongi: i shouldnt have even asked
seokjin: WHY DID U ALL BLAME ME I DIDNT EVEN DO ANYTHING
yoongi: where is ur proof
seokjin: where is ur proof that i did????
yoongi: sus
seokjin: i am ur ceo and i will fire u
yoongi: ok then do it . im waiting
namjoon: why did u ask anyway? we literally changed ur number like 2 days ago after the last incident
yoongi: [screenshot attached] :/
hoseok: well are u gonna answer?????
yoongi: fuck they texted again
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unknown: u have ur read receipts on min yoongi ,, do not hide from me asshole
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jungkook: i texted that fucker
taehyung: what
jimin: who
jungkook: THE KID WHO STOLE OUR CLUB PENGUIN PASSWORDS FIFTEEN YEARS AGO
jimin: the- i forgot abt that
taehyung: jungkook. why
jungkook: i logged bck into my old acct and got reminded
jimin: anyways, tae. i made enough tnt to properly blow up jungkook’s minecraft town
taehyung: neat!! omw!!!
jungkook: EXCUSE MEgvv vv??c? NO WAIT UM COMING INTO THE SERVER. DO NOT TOUCH MY FUCKING FARM
jin and his underlings text gc
yoongi: i dont think hes a fan
namjoon: y
yoongi: he called me an asshole
seokjin: shit is it freeb again
namjoon: do u mean b free
seokjin: what ever the fuck that is
yoongi: i dont think so ????
hoseok: text back
UNKNOWN NUMBER
unknown: MOTHERFUCKER
yoongi: god damn what do u want
unknown: u know exactly what this is about
yoongi: i literally do not.
unknown: May. 15 years ago.
yoongi: are u joking rn
unknown: i am so srs. u ruined my life
yoongi: I WAS THIRTEEN YEARS OLD????????
unknown: u RUINED my LIFE
jin and his underlings text gc
yoongi: [screenshot attached]
help
seokjin: honestly i can see where he is coming from
yoongi: anyone else ?
hoseok: LMAOOOO WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO
namjoon: oh my god im losing my minddd
seokjin: werent u and joon friends then anyway
yoongi; right. DID I HAVE ANY ENEMIES??
namjoon: u were pretty shady
yoongi: IN WHAT WAY
namjoon: we met bc u pushed my books down and called me a nerd
seokjin: LMAOOOOOO WHAT?????
yoongi: this is
namjoon: and then i tripped u in the hallway and we became besties
hoseok: *sighs dreamily*
yoongi: anyways that was bc u were a nerd i didnt do that to anyone else
namjoon: remember when u started a club penguin card jitsu gambling business
yoongi: anyways moving on
hoseok: text them back
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jungkook: HE DOESNT REMEMBER
jimin: what are we talking abt
taehyung: DID YALL SEE THE SELFIE AGUST D POSTED THIS MORNING ??? NOBODY TOLD ME????
jungkook: we are not talking abt august we are talking abt this asshole who stol e my club penguin
jimin: WAIT I THOUGHT U HAD SEEN IT IM SO SORRY
jungkook: guys
taehyung: HE LOOKS SO CUTE W HIS LIL TEEFIES
jimin: HIS SOFT LIL SMILE
jungkook: HELLO?????????
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unknown: have u thought abt ur crimes
yoongi: WHAT CRIMES???????????
unknown: punishment is coming for ppl like u
yoongi: stop with the bullshit and tell me what i did
unknown: FUCKINF.
unknown: CLUB PENGUIN
jin and his underlings text gc
yoongi: [screenshot attached]
WHAT
namjoon: oh. OH
yoongi: WHAT DO U KNOW
namjoon: i am not telling u
hoseok: TELL ME TELL ME
namjoon: check ur texts ;)
seokjin: ME TOO
namjoon: ;)
yoongi: WHAT THE FUCK
[yoongi has left the group chat]
namjoon: oh perfect ill just tell u here before we add him back
UNKNOWN NUMBER
yoongi: can u pls just tell me
unknown: YOU
yoongi: :|
unknown: YOU STOLE MY CLUB PENGUIN PASSWORD AND TOLD ME U WERE GOING TO MAKE ME A BILLIONAIRE
yoongi: incorrect. stealing is when u take something without consent. u GAVE me ur password
unknown: U SCAMMED ME
yoongi: welcome to the real world kiddo
unknown: IM ALRDY PISSED OFF AND UR MAKING IT WORSE BY EXISTING
yoongi: HELLODHZJ??????
yoongi: what is wrong w u
unknown: i was complaining abt u to my friends and they ignored me to talk abt some rapper named august
yoongi: august
unknown: smth like that
yoongi: agust d
unknown: ur a fan too ofc u are . u have so many bad qualities
yoongi: oh my god
jin and his underlings text gc
[hoseok added yoongi to the group chat]
yoongi: they just insulted me in so many different ways
seokjin: deserved
namjoon: who are we talking abt
hoseok; yoongi wasted zero time after being re added
yoongi: the club penguin kid
namjoon: LMAO did they finally tell u what ur crime is
yoongi: shut the hell up
yoongi: yes :/ and then they ranted abt agust d and couldn't even remember my stage name
seokjin: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
yoongi: are u my ceo or not
seokjin: LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
namjoon: oh my god yoongi
hoseok: do they know ur agust d
yoongi: NO. they said their friends were talking abt agust d and they were annoyed
seokjin: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
yoongi: STOP LAUVHING
namjoon: hes laughing irl too
yoongi: ik i can hear him from my studio
hoseok: send him a selfie
yoongi: i dont hate myself that much , hoseok
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unknown: where did u go we still have unfinished business
yoongi: i dont know what u want me to do abt this
unknown: so u admit to ur crimes
yoongi: sure
unknown: i see.
yoongi: ?????????? also how did u get my number
jungkook: i used to get tutored by kim namjoon and i remember u two being close so i got ur number from him
yoongi; HE
jin and his underlings text gc
yoongi: KIM NAMJOON
namjoon: WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO
yoongi: so ur guilty
namjoon: OF WHAT??????
hoseok: oho whats going on here
yoongi: UR THE ONE WHO GAVE THIS KID MY NUMBER
seokjin: SO IT WASNT ME???? IM ABT TO MAKE U GO ON A SHOW WITH DONI AND CONI AND FORCE THEM TO HAVE U DO AEGYO
yoongi: NO ILL DO ANYTHING PLEASW
namjoon: WHAT(??? i onlt gave ur number to this guy i used to tutor who said he was organizing a town reunion
yoongi: he LIED IT WAS HIM
namjoon: ??????? jeon jungkook wouldnt do that
yoongi: SO THATS HIS NAMW
[yoongi added ‘shit face jungkook’ to his contacts]
shit face jungkook
yoongi: jeon jungkook
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jungkook: FUCK
shit face jungkook
jungkook: *finger guns* hey ;)
yoongi: what do u plan to do now that we are in this situation
jungkook: well i did not particularly think that far into this
yoongi: ????
yoongi: so what do u think of agust d
jungkook: why are we talking abt that guy
yoongi: bc i have an idea of how to make this up to you????
jungkook: well agust d is fine . his music is good but i dont understand the hype
yoongi: lmao i could show u why theres hype
yoongi: what is ur address
jungook; why the fuck would i give u my address
yoongi: if u hypothetically could get tickets to an agust d fansign , how many ppl would u bring
jungkook: me and 2 others
jungkook: wait a minute
jungkook: DONT CHANGE THE SUBJECT U CRIMINAL
yoongi: sigh
yoongi: im gonna send u agust d fansign tickets just give me ur FOOKIN address
jungkook: :|
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jungkook: what would u do if u had agust d fansign tickets
taehyung: die
jimin; die
jungkook: i see i see
jimin: why
jungkook: might have some is all
taehyung: have some what
jungkook: agust d fansign tickets for tonight
jimin: shut the fuck up jungkook ur not funny
jungkook: BRUH????? I LITERALLT DO
jungkook: that criminal club penguin guy gave them to me. he sent them over email and i got them yesterday
taehyung: what
jungkook: get dressed im coming to get u both right now
taehyung: WHAT
jin and his underlings text gc
seokjin: i dont understand the point of all this
yoongi: its just smth to distract him and ignore the club penguin stuff
yoongi: why wouldnt he just ignore it after this anyway
yoongi: besides i actually have a plan: i got access to my old club penguin acct u see
seokjin: i dont know where ur going w this
yoongi: doesnt matter
hoseok: how are u gonna know which one is him anyway
yoongi: gonna ask what hes wearing so i can spot him
hoseok: sexy
yoongi: sighs
shit face jungkook
yoongi; what are u wearing
jungkook: ;) i didnt know we were at that point
yoongi: oh my god i just wanna know who to look out for
jungkook: youre HERE????
yoongi: obviously??????? why would i give u tickets to an event im not gonna be at
jungkook: how did u even get them ? do u work here or smth
yoongi: eh its complicated
jungkook; white shirt tucked into black jeans and combat boots.
yoongi: k
jungkook: what abt u
yoongi: lets not get ahead of us now
yoongi: see u in a bit
jungkook: :|
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jimin: WHAT THE FUCMDKVDSMALCKBNVKLCDM
taehyung: jeon jungkook i need to u to look me in the eyes and tell me what the fuck just happened
jungkook: deez nuts
jimin: JEON JUNGKOOK WHAT DID AGUST D GIVE YOU
jungkook: u think u have friends and then they only care abt agust d
taehyung: what did agust d give u *gunshots*
jungkook: i havent even checked yet god damn… maybe he thought i was sexy
jimin: lies bc then i would have gotten something too. nobody ever gets past this fat ass
taehyung: so true jimin
jungkook: ok im looking at it
jungkook: now what the fuck
jimin: WHAT DOES IT SAY
jungkook: no wait a minute bc…
taehyung: stop being so vague omfg
jungkook: what is agust d’s real name? real quick?
jimin: min yoongi
jungkook: FUC-
jungkook: NOOOOOOOOOO NO NONOOOOO
jungkook: fookin hell
taehyung: shit hes turning british what do we do
jungkook: DO U NOT REMEMBER WHO THE PERSON WHO SCAMMED ME WS
taehyung: literally i did not care back then
jimin: same
jungkook: HIS NAME WAS MIN FUCKING YOONGI
jimin: ok well theres probably multiple min yoongi’s around
taehyung: actually its a rare name so
jimin: wait
jimin: … what did agust d give u
jungkook: ITS A NOTE THAT SAYS “meet me on the server Flurry tonight at 10 pm on the dot in the nightclub. we are going to end this once and for all, through dance”
taehyung: i feel like this is the plot of some disney movie
jimin: WE WENT TO SCHOOL WITH AGUST D????
jungkook: HE WANTS TO DANCE AGAINST ME???
jimin: its 9 pm now… u have an hour to prepare
jungkook: shit i know im logging into Alpine right now
taehyung: didnt he say to meet in Flurry
jungkook: WHAT IF HES THERE ALREADY I DONT WANT TO RUN INTO HIM
jungkook: ok im in
jungkook: fuck im so rusty at this hes gonna win
taehyung: does it matter??????
jungkook: it matters everything
jin and his underlings text gc
namjoon: what is wrong w yoongi
hoseok: im not sure , why is his face so red
yoongi: STOP TALKING ABT ME WHILE IM RIGHT HERE
seokjin: ok so explain whats wrong
yoongi: HES HOT
namjoon: ??????
yoongi: THE CLUB PENGUIN GUY
namjoon: JUNGKOOK???????????????????
yoongi: YES FUCK
yoongi: ARBFGHFHGHHHHHHHHH
seokjin: ok well u have his number sooooooo
yoongi: ur my ceo why do u always encourage me to ruin my life
seokjin: does it look like i give a fuck what u do , honestly, tell me if it looks like i give a fuck
yoongi: :/
yoongi: im meeting him on club penguin later anyway
namjon: . what
yoongi: we are meeting at 10 pm to battle it out through a dance contest at the nightclub
seokjin: this is lame as hell why cant u just get into scandals like normal idols
yoongi: shut the hell up
yoongi: i have a plan
shit face jungkook
yoongi: its 10 pm. what is ur username
jungkook: i am cooldudejungkoo
yoongi: ???????? ok anyways
yoongi: i am agustd
jungkook: u named ur rapper persona after ur fucking penguin ?????????
yoongi: no i always thought it was a cool name wtf
jungkook: sure
jungkook: anyways what exactly are we doing
yoongi: ok we are obviously doing a dance contest. if you win, i will do whatever you want for a week. if i win, you have to go on a date with me
jungkook: a date??? like to the pizza parlor?
yoongi: no ughfhdh like irl
jungkook: a date
jungkook: irl
yoongi: uh yea
jungkook: alright its on
yoongi: ok may the odds be ever in our motherfucking favor ig
jungkook: sht yea
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yoongi: USHGWACIGSDSIGVDC
jungkook: MWAHAHAHAGHSDGHGDHAGHGAHSG U THOUGHT U COULD BEAT ME??????? I NEVER LOSE
yoongi: HOW THE FUCK DID U DO THAT WELL IT WAS MY BEST GAME AFTER THE FISHING ONE
jungkook: u SUCK
jungkook: on deez nuts
yoongi: stop making deez nuts jokes
jungkook: actually i wont. anyways
yoongi: so . u can make me do whatever u want this week, what will it be
jungkook: oh ur gonna love this
yoongi: what
jungkook: well first we are gonna go on a pizza parlor date right now, and then im gonna take u on a date irl tomorrow
yoongi: what
jungkook: hm??
yoongi: u actually wanna go on a date w me?
jungkook: i mean yea? ur hot???? and rly fun i wont lie
jungkook: now tht im over the fact that u scammed me i can appreciate ur personality
yoongi: i-
yoongi: alright, let’s go on a date
jungkook: :)