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(james and sirius)
Prongs: padfoot
Prongs: pads
Prongs: PADFOOT
Prongs: PADFOOT
Prongs: PADFOOT
Prongs: PADFOOT
Prongs: PADFOOT
Prongs: PADFOOT
Padfoot: WHAT?!
Prongs: you remember the girl i was telling you about right? dorcas
Padfoot: the girl who thought she accidentally drowned a frog when she was 7?
Prongs: yeah.
Padfoot: yes, but how does this concern me
Prongs: well, my lucky friend, she has invited me to go to a party with her and i can take a friend so clear your calendar 🙄
Padfoot: since when are we friends🙄
Prongs: since i said so now CLEAR YOUR CALENDAR
Padfoot: okay okay jesus
Prongs: good i'll add you to the gc
(james added you to a group chat!)
(james named group chat "PARTY TUME BITCHES")
(james named group chat PARTY TIME BITCHES")
sirius: nice one idiot
james: stfu
sirius: whose all is in this
dorcas: hi
peter: hi
dorcas: if this is for the party this weekend can invite
some of my friends to the gc?
james: yeah ofc it's your party
(dorcas added marlene)
(dorcas invited lily)
james: hi lily
lily: fuck off
sirius: HAHAHAHAAHYDJQDQY
(dorcas invited mary)
lily: can i invite remus too?
dorcas: yeah ofc!
(lily added remus)
mary: WHATS UUPP MOTHERFUCKERSSSS
lily: HIYA MARY
james: HI
prongs: HEY
peter: hi
dorcas: is everyone here?
james: here
sirius: yup
lily: here
peter: here
marlene: couldn't you feel my lovely presence?
mary: lovely?
marlene: AHAHAHAHHAA
marlene: funny.
lily: one sec remus isn't here
(lily and remus)
lily: REMUS
lily: REMUS
lily: REMUS
lily: REMUS
lily: REMUS
lily: REMUS
remus: IM WATCHING A MOVIE WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT
lily: WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING
remus: ...nothing
lily: TELL ME
remus: no
lily: I STG TELL ME OR I'LL FORCE IT OUT OF YOU
remus: fine
remus: mamma mia
lily: AAAAHHHH OOOMMMGGGG YOU'RE FINALLY WATCHING IT HOW IS IT DO YOU LIKE IT WHOS YOUR FAVE
remus: I LIKE ROSIE AND I LIKE MONEY MONEY MONEY, LAY ALL YOUR LOVE ON ME, GIMME GIMME GIMME, AND VOULEZ VOUS
remus: NOW WHAT TO DO YOU WANT
lily: CHECK THE NEW GC I ADDED YOU TO
remus: OKAY
(PARTY TIME BITCHES)
remus: hello there
peter: general kenobi
sirius: what?
peter: nothing
remus: i understood that reference
james: I UNDERSTOOD THAT ONE
lily: calm ur tits you'll get a lot of references from lil old remus here
remus: little?
lily: sorry
lily: big old remus here
remus: get it right next time🙄
mary: so where's the party at?
dorcas: at my apartment, it's by the library, building b, room 218, it's this friday at 7:00
lily: should we bring anything?
remus: not your attitude😒
lily: YOU KNOW WHAT REMUS
lily: I COULD END YOU IN A SECOND
remus: let's not blow this out of proportion
lily: OMFG
james: what? i don't get it
lily: you poor sweet himbo
remus: GASP how could you lily?
remus: i'll protect you james <3
remus: 🤺back 🤺off 🤺get🤺go on🤺get🤺
lily: REMUS I STG IM WALKING HOME
remus: i can smell 😀
marlene: tell us my fine friend remus, what would you describe lily's smell as?
remus: tears, fear, a hint of strawberry's, an obsession with fictional characters, books, anddddddd oh yeah death
sirius: i'd say that's pretty accurate
remus: have you met her?
sirius: no it's just her vibe
marlene: bitch you simp for fictional characters too AND celebrities
remus: say one more word and your dead 😊
marlene: dare i?
remus: lily, while you're out, and on the way, could you possibly grab some fish food
lily: NO
sirius: you guys have a fish?
remus: we have 2 thank you very much, and a cat
sirius: YOU HAVE A CAT!
sirius: what are their names
(james and sirius)
prongs: fucking simp
padfoot: "hi lily"
prongs: touche
padfoot: i just think he's funny, i haven't even met him
prongs : we'll just have to see about that
padfoot: who tf is we?
(PARTY TIME BITCHES)
lily: REMUS
lily: REMUS IM IN THE BUILDING
remus: AH
remus: omg i locked the door
remus: I CAN HEAR HER FOOTSTEPS
remus: DONT HURT MY PETS
dorcas: what the hell is happening
peter: i just sit back and observe
james: does lily hate me?
sirius: do you really wanna know the answer?
james: no not really
sirius: so uhh is remus and lily okay
marlene: just let them work it out amongst
themselves
mary: are they really mad or is that just how they
are?
marlene: they've known each other for ages they nearly never actually fight
james: nearly?
marlene: this wasn't a real fight but one time when they were younger remus accidentally lost lily's frog and she didn't speak to him for a whole week but her sister had been hiding it that whole time
sirius: lovely
remus: everything's fine
dorcas: lily?
remus: no this is remus
marlene: what's one of your favorite movies atm, a book you just got done reading and a show you also just got done watching
sirius: how would you know if it wasn't remus?
marlene: i'm psychic
james: really?
marlene: no he just tells me cause i watched the show before him and told him to watch it, the book and movie is for extra confusion
sirius: ah
remus: the rocky horror picture show, shadow and bone trilogy, and GOT
marlene: WRONG
remus: what do you meajbkhm
sirius: what?
remus: SHE TACKLED ME
marlene: BAHAHAHAHA
remus: HOW ARE YOU SO STRONG
lily: all those times i helped with your little farmer boy chores
remus: 💪💪
peter: does anyone have Mr. Wilson's essay?
remus: yeah
lily: yeah
lily: jinks
remus: jinks
sirius: i don't have it either
james: me neither
sirius: no one asked
james: except he just did🧍
sirius: stfu
remus: i can send pics of it
lily: that's what he said
remus: no
peter: yes please send pics i haven't even started it
sirius: same
remus: okay
lily: why tf is your handwriting so messy AND cursive
remus: 😙🖕