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100% Wool

Summary:

A little unknown fact; Remus Lupin secretly adored puns.

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James dreaded homework.

It took time away from all the practical jokes he could plan and play.

Today was fine though. He didn’t mind the homework because it was cold out. James and cold don’t mix. And they never have.

He was lucky that Peter knew all the warming charms he did.

Remus giggled suddenly.

Obviously, James is a creature of curiosity. So he turned to see his friend lounging on his bed with a book in his hand, with the other hand he was pulling at the neck of his jumper (the one James had gotten him for his birthday).

“Hey, hey, Sirius,” Remus said.

“What’s up, Moons?” Sirius replied, focusing on his sketchpad.

Remus sat up, “What do you think this is made of?”

A little unknown fact; Remus Lupin secretly adored puns.

Sirius sighed, “Let me guess, 100% boyfriend material?”

“Nope,” Remus grinned.

“Then what--”

“It’s 100% wool. I’m a wolf in sheep’s clothing.”

The dorm was silent and then James couldn’t hold it in, he snorted loudly and Peter fell off his bed. It took Sirius a moment to process what Remus had said, but when he did Sirius hid his face in his palms, groaning loudly.

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