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How the two universes came together because I'm too lazy to figure out a way to write it without making it look stupid.
So basically, Charlie was walking around with Vaggie and sees the I.M.P walking back out from a portal after killing some random person for a client and blitzo asked loona to hold the portal book
thingy, but loona being herself, wasn't paying attention so she held it and her phone at the same time but dropped the book as the group walked back to the office.
Charlie and Vaggie on the other hand, noticed the book fall as Charlie curiously goes to snoop through it (who wouldn’t) and takes it back to the hotel to show the hotel staff (angel dust, Alastor, I don't know who else maybe cherry bomb?) and they look through it to try and see if they can get other demons to be willing to go to the hotel in the other nine circles.
But, things escalate and they accidentally travel to Bojacks dimension when todd and Bojack are chilling in the morning Alright! Got that out of the way, we’re good now writing!
“AAAAAAHHGGG”
angel dust, Vaggie, and Charlie cause a loud thud from falling from the portal as Alastor lands ever so gracefully but slightly losing his stance when he reaches the shag carpet of Bojack's living room in front of the tv.
The now confused and shocked todd in a blanket and holding his cereal in his lap with his jaw dropped as he looked at the otherworldly creatures in front of him that just came out of a portal
Alastor starts to approach todd casually
“why hello! My good friend!”
Alastor picks up todds hand and shakes it while holding eye contact
“which circle of hell is this?”
“Circle? I thought there were all kinds of shapes!”
Alastor looks confused at what todd said yet still holding a smile
Bojack walks down from the hallway rubbing his eyes wearing his robe and white T-shirt along with the iconic apple sweat pants
“Todd! if you put your shit in a big shit pile and knocked it over to make life-sized Jenga One more time!”
Bojack freezes as he sees the anomalies in his living room look over at him
“todd, what did you do?” Bojack says frustrated
“No no! He didn't do anything!” charlie said “we erm...accidentally came here” charlie added
“From where? And, before you answer, are you real?” Bojack asked, “...or am I on drugs?”
“We’re actually real, ya heroin horseshit” angel dust swore at the horse
“My group and I are from hell!” charlie chimed in
“What did your friend just call me?” Bojack grunted, “Oh, he’s insulting you because you look like a drug logo in hell, that's not important though.”
vaggie scooted toward charlie and gripped her arm tightly out of anxiety and fear
“Uhh, do you want me to make breakfast? Or…” Bojack guessed
“Chocolate chip pancakes!!” todd declared excitedly with a blanket around his neck like a weirdo
“I do not eat this breakfast! But I will participate as I did in the first red scare of 1917! Ahahahah!” Alastor declared confidently
“Uhm, okay.” Bojack went to make breakfast as Charlie lent a hand since she read about human cooking in the castle when her parents would not pay attention to her for weeks.