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The Easttown Magical Girl Brand and Combat Coordination Committee

Summary:

Sylvia,

I've written up the transcript of last Sunday's meeting (it should be in this envelope), and mailed it to all relevant parties. While I have the opportunity, I'd like again to express my thanks for inviting us to this initiative. Though myself and the team don't care much for the financial side of things, I believe that increased cooperation between our teams will make the night far safer for all of us.

Yours,
Benzene.

P.S. Bud doesn't count as a relevant party, right?

Chapter 1

Chapter Text

Easttown Magical Girl Brand and Combat Coordination Committee Meeting #1

Location:

  • Stars Align M.G.M. 3F Conference Room

Time/Date:

  • Sunday Aug 18th, 5:43PM-6:17PM

Present:

  • Forte Lead (RONI)
  • Alchemical Air (SYLVIA)
  • Outrageous Apple (APPLE)
  • Benzene Contractor (BENZENE)
  • Laser Thrash (BUD)

Transcribed By:

  • Benzene Contractor

 

Meeting Start

APPLE: Finally!

SYLVIA: Thirteen minutes late isn’t bad.

RONI: I should’ve asked this when you first invited me, Sylvia, but could we do this at a later time next week? Maybe around six?

SYLVIA: All in favour?

BENZENE: Aye.

RONI: Aye.

APPLE: Yeahhh.

BUD: Yup.

[INAUDIBLE, ALL]

SYLVIA: Gah! Bud! Don’t scare us like that!

BENZENE: How long have you been under there?

BUD: A while. My legs hurt a little, the tables here are so low to the ground.

BENZENE: Probably because they were designed as tables, not hidey holes!

RONI: Why are you even here? You don’t patrol Easttown.

BUD: A little birdie told me about this meeting. Figured I’d check it out.

[PAUSE]

APPLE: Hey! Don’t look at me!

SYLVIA: [SIGHING] Ok, look. I’d like for these meetings to be a private affair, so if you wouldn’t mind leaving?

BUD: No can do. My legs are too sore to do much walking.

SYLVIA: You just said that they hurt a little. Just, wait outside or something. Please.

BUD: Aye aye capt’n.

SYLVIA: Alright. Back on topic. If 6PM works better for everyone, we’ll do that next week.

RONI: Will that be ok with Stars Align?

SYLVIA: Please. When I told them that I’d be getting all of you together to discuss brand deals, they offered constant access to this room at a moment’s notice.

RONI: As long as we’re not trouble…

APPLE: Pssh. As if any of us would cause unnecessary trouble.

[PAUSE]

SYLVIA: …anyways. I meant for this meeting to be solely an introduction to get everybody comfortable with the room and each other. I think that we’ve achieved that, so does anybody have any questions before we depart? [Pause] Roni, you don’t have to raise your hand. Just speak.

RONI: Of course. Sorry. I just wanted to know if you all would be ok with sharing financial information? It might be useful to know what we’re each doing that works… financially?

SYLVIA: Sounds reasonable to me.

APPLE: I’ll clear it with Lime and Lemon. [Pause] Y’know. Lemon really should’ve come here instead of me.

RONI: Huh? Why?

APPLE: You all have yellow hair. If Lemon was here, we could call it the Easttown Magical Girl Blonde and Combat Coordination Committee.

SYLVIA: That’s awful.

BENZENE: I hate you.

RONI: It’s a bit of a stretch…

BUD: Hey, my hair isn’t yellow.

[PAUSE]

[INAUDIBLE, ALL]

RONI: WHY IS SHE BACK?

APPLE: Hey Bud!

BENZENE: GET HER OUT! PLEASE!

SYLVIA: MEETING ADJOURNED! MEETING ADJOURNED! EVERYBODY GET OUT OF THE BUILDING!