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WHY THE HELL IS THERE A HAMSTER IN THE ENTRANCE EXAM
Hizashi Yamada, also known as the Voice Hero, Present Mic, looked down at the applicant in front of him, absolutely baffled. Sitting on top of some sort of ball-shaped robot was a hamster, which was chittering and squeaking at him, to which the Robot was using a synthesised voice to translate.
“Present Mic, the small mammal has come to partake in the U.A. high school entrance examination. Kindly approve the application so that it may proceed” The robot interpreted, it’s deep, bass-filled inflection seeming to reverberate throughout the pro hero’s entire body, as he absentmindedly signed the application form.
“The hamster gives his thanks” The robot added as the rodent climbed into the top panel of it, and, using… Was that a ball mouse… It was. The hamster was using a ball mouse to guide it’s ball shaped robot.
Present Mic thought back to the application. Apparently, the hamster already had a diploma in mechanical engineering. It was named Midoriya Izuku, and, allegedly, it’s quirk was called “Echelon”, granting it a vastly increased lifespan and intelligence. This was certainly going to be interesting.
Tenya Iida stared at the robot that came into the exam hall, and was more than surprised when a rodent climbed out of the machine and sat on a desk, a sized down pen in hand as if it was preparing for the exam
“Excuse me, why has someone brought their pet to the exam?” Tenya asked, gesturing wildly in an extremely robotic manner, which was ironic, considering what he was complaining about
The Hamster let out an indignant series of squeaks, before the robot suddenly piped up, announcing “The Small Mammal is an examinee. Cease your complaints” it said. The hamster than let out another series of squeaks, before the robot announced “Error. Profanity Filter Enabled.”
Tenya looked shocked that the hamster would try to curse in a school environment, and was about to go on a Tenya style rant, before the invigilator, Ectoplasm, entered the exam hall. He didn’t have time to complain right now, he had to pass the exam
Izuku found the exam to be laughably boring, finishing it in a mere 10 minutes, and spending the remaining 50 tinkering with his mech, ensuring it was perfectly calibrated for the practical portion of the exam. Apparently, in the mech tournaments he tested it in, he got a few fans.
”Time sure flies when you’re tinkering” Izuku muttered to himself in hamster as he piloted his mech to the auditorium, prepared for the practical exam. He found himself sat in his mech at the end of the third row, beside a horned girl with hooves for feet. Noting her muttering in English, Izuku switched the language for his mech, and popped up, squeaking and chittering, which got translated for her
“I am most certain you will succeed. Your already apparent abilities show such” Izuku’s mech said in digitized english, which the girl was happy for.
“Thank you… My name’s Pony” She responded, as Izuku gave her a business card, that read: Midoriya Izuku, future hero
Gonna skip the whole speech and demonstration thing for the entrance exam, as it’s exactly the same as canon
Izuku was piloting his mech in the gate leading up to the practical exam. He smiled as he held the controls, preparing to eliminate these robots. His mind was going a mile a minute as he prepared to go out into battle.
“THE EXAM STARTS NOOOOOW!!” Present mic shouted over the intercom, as the gates opened, and Izuku pulled the legs of his mech in, and rolled out into the simulated city.