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Palutena has created a Chat
Palutena added Zelda, Samus, Bayonetta, Peach, Daisy, and Rosalina to the chat.
Palutena: Hey girls
Zelda: What is this?
Palutena: It’s a chat for us!
Bayonetta: Hello, Darlings ;)
Rosalina: Hi Bayo :)
Peach: How long has this been here?
Palutena: Oh, not that long. The messaging system has been here for a couple of months, but this chat is entirely new.
Zelda: MONTHS?
Palutena: Well, I just figured if nobody else was going to use it, why not set up a chat for just us? After all, we do need a break from fighting sometimes.
Peach: That is true. Mario can be… difficult sometimes.
Zelda: Wait, so none of the other smashers know about it?
Palutena: Well, only us girls know about it.
Samus: Will you guys please be quiet? It's like 3:40 in the morning. People need their sleep.
Zelda: Us girls? Palu, you forgot Lucina, Isabelle and Wii Fit Trainer.
Palutena: My bad
Palutena has added Lucina, Isabelle, and Wii Fit Trainer to the chat.
Palutena: There. Better?
Isabelle: What is this thing?
Daisy: Its a chat. Palutena made it.
Samus: Go to bed its like 4 am
Isabelle: Oh! Thanks..?
Zelda: I’m assuming none of the others know about this?
Palutena: Nope. And don’t tell them either. Once they know, it’ll be
Bayonetta: Dreadful.
Lucina: What is this thing that keeps making noise?
Peach: Looks like Luci’s here!
Daisy: Hi Lucina!
Lucina: This is Chrom.
Palutena: …
Lucina: Now will you please tell me what in the name of Naga is going on. This thing won’t stop beeping.
Isabelle: Mister Chrom, why are you on Lucina’s phone?
Lucina: Robin told me to turn it off. I don’t know how to. Lucina is somehow still sleeping in her room. Its a wonder that she hasn’t been awoken from the constant beeping.
Zelda: ...I suppose you haven’t asked anyone how to turn it off?
Lucina: I would like to not wake up the Hero-King. He is cranky if he doesn’t get his sleep.
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“Chrom, can you just turn the noise off?! We need our sleep!” Robin yelled from his room. “I’m trying to! How do you shut it off?”
Unfortunately, they were both greeted by a very-tired-looking Marth, who looked as if he were going to murder the next thing in his way. “What are you doing up so early? Is something on fire?” Marth whisper-yelled, careful not to wake any of the others up. “My apologies, Hero-King. We were just trying to find out how to get this thing to stop.”
As if driven to the edge by the constant beeping, Marth looked ready enough to kill him, but then just sighed and said, “give me it”. Right after Chrom handed over the phone, he tapped a button on the side and the screen fell black.
“Thank you Marth.” “No need. Just go back to bed. You’re lucky it was me who came out and not Ike.”
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Lucina has left the chat
Palutena: Oh well…
Daisy: Where’s Wii Fit?
Peach: She probably won’t be online until the morning. Her notifications are disabled.
Zelda: So much for “Only us girls knowing it”
Samus: WILL YOU ALL GO TO SLEEP? ITS 4 IN THE MORNING.
Zelda: Alright then. Everybody, go offline.
Palutena: K then, see you in the morning.