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"Damn it Potter. Why are you here?"
"Contrary to your belief, you don't actually own this room, Malfoy."
"Well, I was here first so kindly leave and feel free to let the door hit your ass on your way out."
"If you were here first, you have been here for longer than me so why don't you leave instead. I am sure your cronies are missing you."
"You don't own this room, Potter, get out. And leave my friends out of this, besides they are fine without me. Just like everyone else."
"You don't own this room either, Malfoy and somehow I doubt they can tell the time of day without you. And I know of some other people who need you around."
"Sod off, Potter. Stop talking about my friends like that. Unless you want me to start in on yours. I know how much you love hearing my opinion of them."
"Fine but I refuse to leave this room. I needed a break and this was the first place that came to mind so I am not leaving. Why don't you just stay on your side of the room and I will stay on my side. Deal?"
"Ugh. Whatever scarface, take your side of the room but be quiet about it. I find your voice grating."
"Sure you do, Malfoy. And I will be quiet if you are. Though now that I think about it I am not sure you know how to be quiet..."
"Oh that's rich coming from the "Chosen One" who literally did a tell all story in the Quibbler a few years ago. You sure you know how to be quiet?"
"Oh shut up, you git! I didn't ask you for your opinion of me so just get to your side of the room quietly or get out."
"Ooooh did I find a touchy subject, Potter?"
"Go to hell, Malfoy."
"I do believe I am already there. I came here to relax and now that plan is out the window as you arrived and ruined my ability to relax. Especially with your constant need to talk to me."
"Always a drama king, Malfoy. But again if you shut up, I will shut up."
"Fine. I am shutting up now. Staying over here in my comfortable chair on my side of the room."
"Well it's not like I can steal a chair from you and I am not about to sit on your lap. But whatever I am shutting up as well, enjoy your damn chair."
"Oh I will. I hope yours is lumpy."
"I knew you couldn't just be quiet! I thought you were going to be quiet now. I just want to take a damn nap okay? Now shut it."
"What did you mean when you said you know some people other than my friends who need me around?"
"What? I didn't mean anything by it. Clearly I meant your Mum. I mean I assume she needs you to carry on your family name and everything."
"Oh right yeah that makes sense I guess, it just seemed like maybe you knew of someone else here who supposedly needed me. Granted that is laughable now that I think about it..."
"Damn it Draco! Will you stop with the pity party? I get it you have regrets but your life isn't over and I need you to keep going. Okay? I said it. I am the person here at Hogwarts who needs you."
"You do? Interesting because I always feel like I need you, Harry..."
"Well then, maybe I will come sit in your lap. Or at least near you..."
"I can scoot over and make room for you here, I don't mind. We can relax together and see how that feels."
"I like the way you think, Malfoy… oh well I mean Draco. I guess first names work better for friends huh?"
"Yeah let's also test out this first name thing… Harry."