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Right Hand Man x Reginald Copperbottom

Summary:

Contains swearing, kissing, violence, and alcohol. This happens after completing the Mission. I'm pretty sure this is after triple threat. Ellie, Henry, and the Government destroy the space station before it launched. Now Henry and Ellie want to join the toppats. Right Hand Man and Reginald are trying to keep their relationship secret but Sven keeps sabotaging them.

I absolutely love this ship, it is adorable. I think my gaydar is a bit busted or I need to get better Bi-fi because I didn't spot it when playing Henry Stickmin. COPPERRIGHT!!

Chapter 1: Damn You Henry!!

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Right Hand Man's POV

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Henry Stickmin had destroyed our base before it could launch into orbit. Before that, he had attacked me as I defended Reggie. Half my face, my right arm, and my legs were destroyed and replaced, leaving me a cyborg. The robotic parts were useful in defending Reginald and the toppats though. I had protected my Reggie as the space station was taken over by the US army. We had escaped to the jungle and were now hiding there. Reginald was asleep, and I heard a noise in the bushes, "Come out with yer hands up!" I said preparing my laser eye. "Right Hand Man! It's just me!" exclaimed Sven. I turned off my laser eye and said "Oh I didn't see ya there, Sven" Reginald sat up, yawned, and said "Right? What's going on?"

 

Reginald's POV

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I yawned again and blinked as I saw Sven climbing out of a large bush. "Sven? You escaped?" I asked sleepily. "Yes, I did just barely though," said Sven as he limped to the fire "Henry's girlfriend, Ellie, broke my leg." he continued. "Right, can your eye 3d print a cast for Sven?" I asked. "Sorry, Reginald but no," said Right Hand Man. Right tried to keep our love secret so he acted like my assistant not my partner when anyone was around. "Alright then, Sven you stay here, Right Hand Man and I will look for things to make a cast," I said. Right and I headed into the dense jungle. I took Right's hand and we walked side by side, "I love you," I said. "I love ya too," replied Right Hand Man. We finished gathering the supplies we needed to make a cast for Sven. A huge boar crossed our path and Right killed it to bring back to camp to eat. We came back to camp and I made Right Hand Man take a rest. I bound Sven's leg and butchered the huge boar.

 

Right Hand Man's POV

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Reggie made me rest, I told him I didn't need it but he knows me too well. I was really quite tired and fell asleep quickly. I woke up a few hours later to the faint sound of a motorcycle, "What's going on? Henry and Ellie?" I demanded, "Quick, Right! I'm sorry to ask so much of you, but can you get me and Sven to safety. You guessed right it's Henry and Ellie!" explained Reginald. "Alrighty, let's go," I said as I transformed my legs into a rocket. I snatched Reginald and Sven and flew off into the thick jungle. We flew for hours until we hit the edge of the jungle. I set Reginald and Sven down and collapsed into the soft soil. "Right!" exclaimed Reginald as he rushed to my side. He set a hand on my forehead, "You're burning up, you need to rest and cool off," said Reginald with clear worry in his voice. "Sven, find clean water, I will make a shelter," he commanded Sven. Reginald said something and I blacked out.

 

Reginald's POV

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I made camp and moved Right Hand Man onto a bed off leaves in the shade. Sven came back with water and I put some into a bit of moss. I mopped Right Hand Man's forehead to help cool him off. Right was still unconscious, "Sven could you find some food please," I said, Sven was a little taken aback because I only use please and thank you when I am very worried. "Yes Reginald," he answered and ran off into the jungle. I sat down and put Right Hand Man's head in my lap. Right moved a little bit and then sat up suddenly, "Where the hell am I," he demanded in his gruff voice. "Hush Right, you're ok, I'm here," I said as I pulled Right Hand Man back to the ground. I started to cry a little bit as I felt it was my fault. "I pushed you too hard, I'm so Right," I sobbed. "Oh Reggie, it's ok, I'll be fine," said Right Hand Man trying to comfort me. He put his arms around me, I had gotten used to his half metal grip over time. I put my arms around Right Hand Man and nuzzled him. Then Sven walked out of the bushes.

 

Right Hand Man's POV

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Both me and Reginald blushed scarlet, I tried to get up but fell into Reginald's lap. Reginald kept his cool and said, "If the Toppat Clan reconstructs, you are not allowed to mention anything of this, understand," "Y-yes, sir," agreed Sven, "I will leave you two be." He walked to his separate little camp. I exhaled and staggered into my and Reginald's tent. "Right!" said Reginald as he went after me. "I didn't want anyone to know about our relationship," I said as I laid down. "I know, but Sven is trustworthy, I'm sure he won't tell anyone," Reginald said and he laid down beside me. I looked into Reginald's delicate blue eyes and he stared into my dark brown ones. We kissed and cuddled together, "I love ya," I said. "I love you, too," replied Reginald. We fell asleep in each other's arms. When I woke up Reginald was still asleep so I laid still and waited for him to get up.

 

Reginald's POV

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I woke up and yawned, I saw Right Hand Man still had his arms around me. I smiled and said, "Good morning, Right!" "'Morning," said Right Hand Man. We got up and Right Hand Man lit the fire with his laser eye. I made some food and called to Sven, "SVEN, BREAKFAST IS READY!" Sven didn't come, "Where is he?" asked Right Hand Man, "I'm not sure," I answered. Right powered up his laser eye and we went into Sven's side of camp. There were signs of struggle and a few bodies of military people. "Sven has been kidnaped!" I exclaimed. "Look, four-wheeler and motorcycle tracks! DAMN YOU HENRY!!!" said Right Hand Man, he shouted the last part. A motorcycle tore onto the camp, Ellie was driving and Henry sat behind her. "Put your hands up!" shouted Ellie. Right Hand Man shoved me behind him and disintegrated the motorcycle. "Why so protective Right Hand Man?" asked Henry, "You got a crush on Reginald?" Right blushed fire red and his mechanical hand turned to a sword. "Ooooooh, someones in loooove," teased Ellie. Right's mechanical hand turned back to a fist and punched Ellie in the mouth. She went flying into a bush with a scream.

 

Right Hand Man's POV

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Henry ran to Ellie and I went after him but he turned and went around me, straight towards Reginald. I tackled him to the ground and he kicked me in my human eye. "Agh! Mah eye!" I yelped. I stumped back and Henry fired at Reginald who dodged behind a tree. "Can we talk this out like civilized human beings?!?" Shouted Reginald. "Fine, but Right Hand Man has to stop fighting," agreed Henry. Ellie stumbled forwards gripping her jaw, "Owwww," she moaned. She collapsed into Henry's arms. "Ok, we have something to tell you," Henry said quietly. We all went into a cluster of trees and Henry explained, "We don't want to work in government anymore, we want to join the Toppat Clan." "And what makes ya think we'd let you in, AFTER ALL YOU'VE DONE!!" I roared as I powered up his laser eye, the metal in my voice really came out when I was mad. "Right, calm down, turn off your eye," Reginald reprimanded me. "Fine, Fine," I said as I powered my laser off. "You may join the Toppats under one condition, you turn no evidence over and you tell NO ONE about me and Right Hand Man's relationship," said Reginald. "Oooh, so you two really are in love," said Ellie with clear pain in her voice. A man in a cameo suit burst through the foliage and shot at me. A bullet came towards me and I couldn't block it. It went into my robotic eye and I blacked out.

 

Reginald's POV

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"RIGHT, NO!" I screamed and ran to his side. There was a bullet lodged in his cybernetic eye. "We need to find Dr. Vinschpinsilstien and quick," I said as I took Right Hand Man's pulse. Henry shot the army employee. We carried Right Hand Man and a few hours later we made it to the river. "Henry, please go find Dr. Vinschpinsilstien. She lives in a boat somewhere along this river," I said. I put Right Hand Man's head in my lap and started braiding his wavy red hair. Ellie plopped down at the base of a tree and fell asleep. I stoked Right's head and hoped he would live. His pulse was slow but he was still alive. After a few hours of waiting a boat came down the river and Henry was on the bow. I woke Ellie and we brought Right Hand Man onto Dr. V's ship. "Oh, is the toppat leader and his Right Hand Man. I remember that operation well," said Dr. V in her thick mysterious accent. We set Right Hand Man onto an operating table and Dr. V got to work.

 

Right Hand Man's POV

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I opened my eyes and sat up, "Ugh, mah head," I moaned. I yawned and looked around, I was on a boat it seemed. I saw Reginald pacing back and forth so I tried to get up and comfort him. I couldn't stand and I was strapped to a hospital bed. Then I recognized where I was, I had gotten my cybernetic parts here. I rubbed my head and noticed that my hair had been braided, only Reginald braided my hair and I smiled. "Well well well, someone finally woke up," someone said. I turned and saw that it was Dr. V. Reginald ran to my side and said, "Oh Right, I thought you were a goner." I was embraced by Reginald and felt his hot tears on my neck. Reginald was sobbing and shaking as he hugged me. I smiled again and stroked Reginald's back trying to calm him. "I'm ok, Reggie, I'm ok," I comforted him, "We can use the sister ship and can take over the world together."

 

Reginald's POV

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Ellie and Henry walked in and Ellie said, "Hey lovebirds!" Right and I blushed bright red. Right Hand Man got up and I helped him walk. "Use the Summon," he said. "Your right we need to use the Summon," I replied as I took a tiny GPS-looking thing out of my top hats. I hit the button and it flashed. "What's that?" asked Henry. "It's a link to every single device of the Toppat Clan," answered Right Hand Man, "It will send a location to all devices and all Toppats will come to the coordinates of this device." All of us, except Dr. V, got off the boat and started to make camp. Toppats started to come and help set up camp, the ones with bad limb damage were fixed up by Dr. V. "The Toppats are forever in debt to you Dr. Vinschpinsilstien, if you ever need anything do not hesitate to call us," I said. By nightfall, there were at least three hundred Toppats in the camp. I stood on the deck of Dr. V's ship, and announced to all the Toppats, "HENRY STICKMIN AND ELLIE ROSE HAVE JOINED OUR TOPPAT BRETHREN!! YOU WILL RESPECT THEM AS YOU RESPECT ME. WE ARE FOREVER IN DEBT TO DR. VINSCHPINSILSTIEN!! ALSO, THE SISTER SHIP WILL BE WOKEN, WE SHALL RISE!!" I shouted. There were many cheers and the Toppats were revved up.