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[Tuesday 3:17 AM]
Venti created “Ugly MFs” [3:17 AM]
Venti added 32 people to “Ugly MFs” [3:19 AM]
Venti: WHO ELSE ISN’T SLEEPING
Albedo: please im trying to work
Xiao: venti what the hell
Venti: whats up bby
Xiao: i thought you said i was the sexiest in teyvat
Venti: oh shit sorry babe
Venti renamed the chat “Ugly MFs + Venti and Xiao” [3:22 AM]
Venti: there
Zhongli: Venti, why have you created this group chat? Is there something you need from us? It is very late in the night. -Zhongli
Rosaria: who added grandpa to the group
Childe: zhongli it's not like you're writing a letter
Venti: bestie nobody uses punctuation if it's not their boss
Eula: yall woke me up wtf
Yanfei: eula i know you were already up i could hear you taking stuff from the fridge
Eula: yanyan go to sleep your papers can wait until morning
Hu Tao: holy shit babes you actually woke me up
Hu Tao: i guess i get this for setting my notification sound for when you two text twice as loud as everyone else
Lisa: uh oh zhonglis typing again
Zhongli: Venti, I did not realize I was your “bestie.” I can not tell if this is an honor or an insult. -Zhongli
Xingqiu: holy shit zhong zhong is popping OFF
Venti: SLANDER :(
Beidou: holy shit why do i have so many notifications it's 3am