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About vminies
530k followers
“v” he/him // “min” they/them // love you, our tigerfairies
Streaming “The Sims 4” - making our sim selves !! - Korean
“Oh, I like that coat on you too. It matches the boots well,” Jimin said, lips pursed.
“True, but this one makes me look like a French man from the 40’s,” Taehyung replied, switching to the other coat the two had been debating between.
Jimin clicked their tongue. “Should we let the chat decide? What do you guys think?”
butteredpopcorn: french coat !!
freakyyyasmine: the brown one for sure
corn333: first one
tigerangel: THEYRE BOTH CUTE HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DECIDE
“Aish, the reviews are so mixed,” Taehyung said. His hand that wasn’t controlling the mouse was resting on Jimin’s lap, outside the view of the camera, and driving Jimin insane. He gave their thigh a squeeze and looked at them. “Let’s have one of our mods set up a poll, yeah?”
“Sure,” Jimin replied, a little winded by the sight of Taehyung’s shining eyes.
lovelyx2: guys theyre being in love again
vtoyourmin: ❤️❤️❤️
squirrelface: AWWWW
deecypher: I feel so single...
Jimin and Taehyung had created their channel before joining the polyamorous relationship they were currently in, so their fans believed it was just them two in their relationship. The others didn’t mind, and neither did Jimin or Taehyung, so they didn’t speak up about it on their channel. Plus, seeing a gay man and a non-binary person in a relationship was good representation. Queer youth never got enough role models, anyway.
A chill ran up Jimin’s spine when they looked back at the game. “I think making your cold weather outfit in The Sims is making me cold.”
“My baby,” Taehyung giggled, rubbing his hands on Jimin’s arms to warm them up. “Why don’t you put on your jacket, then?”
“It's in the living room, I’d have to leave the stream to get it.”
Taehyung quirked his eyebrow and pouted his lips. “No, it's on the back of the chair, right- oh, this is Jin-hyung’s.”
“He must’ve left it here earlier. Oh well, mine now,” Jimin said with a mischievous smirk. They grabbed the fluffy, pink jacket and wrapped it around themself, snuggling into Taehyung’s side.
bunnieseverywhere: min looks cute in that jacket!
Meow47: Who’s Jin-hyung?
eatjin00: WAIT KIM SEOKJIN?????
lovelyx2: guys theyre cuddling thats SO SOFT
“Thirty seconds left, everyone!” Taehyung announced. “Get your votes in now!”
“Thanks Fatima and KimchiSon for the 1 month, Soojin for the Prime Sub, and choipower for the 6 months! Thank you all so much!” Jimin read off the screen. “Sorry if I missed anyone!”
The two went silent as they read the chat and watched the votes go up and down. Streaming, even with two people, was hard. Maybe Jimin was a little biased, but having a very handsome man next to them made streaming a little harder, too.
“And… French coat won!” Taehyung said, running a hand through his curly, black hair. “I’m glad, I think this one matches my personality better.”
“Babe, you’ve never even been to France.”
Jimin melted as Taehyung flashed his big box smile to them. “Yeah, yeah… Let’s move onto Min’s sim! What body type are you comfy with today?”
Jimin shrugged, making the shoulders of Seokjin’s jacket fall down. Jimin’s shoulders were no match for those of the original owner of the jacket. “I don’t really care, as long as you replicate my dump truck of an ass.”
“Of course,” Taehyung scoffed, “we’re making these realistic here, aren’t we?”
About JJKGAMING
1.1M followers
he him, faceless, overwatch every other day. all donos go towards me finally owning a pillow
Streaming “GeoGuessr” - messing around - English
Jungkook huffed into the microphone. “I really don’t know where we are, guys. It's too rural to tell.”
The game had placed him in a field, and no matter how far along the street he went, he couldn’t find a sign to help him with the language. All he had was a small, brick house as a clue.
pogpogpog: no dude i SWEAR thats near my house
Katy888: rural America ??
butteredpopcorn: THATS WYOMING KING
dvamain: phone a friend
“Phone a friend?” Jungkook echoed. “That’s not a half-bad plan.”
Pulling out his phone, Jungkook scrolled through his list of contacts before landing on the smartest person he knew: one of his boyfriends, Kim Namjoon.
“We’re calling Namjoon from DeCipher right now,” Jungkook told the stream. “I don’t think any of you know, but we’re pretty close.”
s1nc1ty: JK BOYFRIEND ????
turbomode: i think thats wales
WEARENUMBAONE: POGGG
yejinmeow: omg i love decipher !!!! plsplspls collab !!!!
“Collab?” Jungkook echoed. “We’ll definitely think about it.”
Jungkook’s phone rang with the FaceTime dial tone. After a few seconds, Namjoon’s face appeared on the screen.
“What’s up?”
Jungkook’s eyes lit up with the voice of his boyfriend. “Hey, I’m on stream right now,” he said in English, “any idea where this place is?”
As Jungkook flipped his phone camera, Namjoon’s eyebrows furrowed as he studied the screen. Switching to English, he said, “Those look like soy fields. I’d say midwestern America, maybe Indiana or Illinois?”
pogpogpog: SEE I TOLD YOU GUYS I LIVE IN ILLINOIS
yejinmeow: ugh namjoon sounds so hot !!!!
kylorenaissance: jungkook hot sexy smart bestie i think yes
banananana: POGGGG
Jungkook searched the map, hovering his mouse over the border between Indiana and Illinois. “Let’s get it!” he said with a valiant click.
vtoyourmin: Poor Jungkook :(
s1nc1ty: 3,803 MILES HAHAHA
jonyboy: F
turbomode: i said it was wales and no one believed me ….
Turning back to his phone, Jungkook gave Namjoon a glare. Namjoon simply chuckled (in the hot, hot way he does that drives Jungkook mad). “Sorry, baby,” he said quietly.
With pouty lips, Jungkook declared, “you’re sleeping on the couch tonight,” before ending the call.
About DeCipher
220k followers
Our names are Namjoon, Hoseok, and Yoongi. Just three dudes who speedrun games they don’t know how to play. All He/Him.
Streaming “Minecraft” - Day 1 of defeating the ender dragon in a week - Korean
“What’s this? Why is it hissing? Hyung, why is it hissing ??” Hoseok said, getting louder and louder with every word. His widened eyes were intensely focused on the computer screen as Yoongi scrolled through Wikipedia and Namjoon checked the chat.
“It’s a creeper, just move away,” Yoongi explained.
“How do I move fast? He’s gonna get me, hyung he’s gonna- how do I jump how do I-“
Namjoon facepalmed with a loud smack. The words You died! covered the screen. “How the hell are we going to beat the enderdragon if we can’t even run away from a creeper,” Namjoon asked, laughing over Hoseok’s terrible gaming skills. Yoongi, too, was laughing, but he hid it behind his hand in fear of Hoseok giving him a piece of his mind.
tigerfucker: F
bambibella: rip
foghorn1227: f
yejinmeow: f
“Maybe we should bring in a professional,” Hoseok said, respawning in the game and handing the controls over to Namjoon.
“Nah, I think we’ve got this,” Namjoon said, before stepping over a cliff and falling into a ravine. The words You died! covered the screen again.
Hoseok laughed maniacally, falling onto Namjoon with the heft of his laughter. Yoongi swiped his phone up from the desk, announcing, “I’m texting Taehyung.”
Two more deaths later, there was a knock on their studio door. Namjoon rushed off-screen to open it, revealing Taehyung in his newly-permed golden hair.
“Hey,” he said, placing a quick kiss on Namjoon’s cheek, “I was told you guys needed some damage control.”
minesweeperulez: backup has arrived!
yejinmeow: IS THAT WHO I THINK IT IS
garfywarfy: oooo whos the hottie with the deep voice
Katy888: anyone else just hear a kissing noise or am i going insane ?
Hoseok’s eyes flickered up and down while reading the chat. “This is Taehyung, also known as V, from vminies! Say ‘hi’, babe.”
Taehyung walked on-screen, crouching down so he could fit into frame. Namjoon stood above him, hands resting on his shoulders and face off-screen, making Taehyung lean back into his touch. “Hey guys, I’m V, and I can survive for more than a minute in Minecraft.” An eruption of ‘hey!’s came from the men surrounding him, but Taehyung simply giggled and smiled.
After pulling over an extra chair and getting everyone seated, Taehyung took the controls. “You can move using WASD, and jump using the spacebar. Pretty simple stuff.”
“Super simple,” Yoongi teased, poking Hoseok in the arm. He received a ‘zipping your lips’ motion in return.
“You guys were playing on hard mode, so that’s probably why you were dying so often. Let’s put it on easy for now.”
“Are you sure it wasn’t because of my amazing parkour skills?” Namjoon asked.
Taehyung reached up and pinched Namjoon’s cheek. “Hyung, I love you, but the only video game you can play is Tetris.”
“And Pictionary,” Hoseok chimed in.
“Nah,” Taehyung replied, “he got lucky that time. Did you see his giraffe drawing?”
mooshroomlvr: are we going to acknowledge the elephant in the room or
yoongiyaoihands: DID HOSEOK CALL V BABE
yejinmeow: …. is taehyung cheating on jimin
boyinred: HELLO ??????
About KimSeokjin
710k followers
wwh. worldwide handsome. he/him.
Just Chatting - q&a and ramyeon - English
“My first kiss?” Seokjin echoed from the comments. “If you guys really want to know, I’ll tell you.”
literallym3: PLSPLSPLS
aftersch00l: what flavor ramyeon is that
s1nc1ty: TELL US
eatjinking: OMG TELL US !!
Slurping some noodles, Seokjin read the comments and smiled. “Fine, fine. I’ll tell you all.”
As he opened his mouth to start the story, the door behind him creaked. Yoongi stood there, hand on the door handle and eyes wide. “Sorry, are you streaming right now?” he said in Korean.
“I am. Want to greet my many adoring fans?” Seokjin responded.
Yoongi rolled his eyes but moved forward nonetheless. “I don’t know how adoring they are,” he murmured before switching to English. “Hi, everyone.”
rjandicecream: hi random dude
spideykoo: WAIT IS THAT YOONGI FROM DECIPHER???
deecypher: YOONGI OH MY GOD HI
57547578: is he famous or something
“This is Yoongi. He’s a streamer on the channel DeCipher,” Seokjin introduced. Pulling Yoongi down to his chair and giving him a wet kiss on the cheek, he said, “He’s also my lovely boyfriend.” Yoongi’s mouth squished into a straight line and he nodded, blush rising on his cheeks.
“I came to tell you dinner is ready, by the way,” Yoongi said in Korean. “Try not to take too long, ‘cause Jungkook’s been on a winning streak today. You know how hungry he gets when he wins.”
Seokjin nodded, smiling at Yoongi like the camera wasn’t there. “I’ll join everyone in about five minutes. Try to hold off the wolves until then, okay?”
Yoongi leaned over and kissed Seokjin briefly, ruffling his hair as he left the streaming room. “No promises,” he said ominously before shutting the door.
sam1999: JIN HAS A BF ??
mysticmessiah: that was so cute i didn’t understand shit but theyre so in love
yoora_kim: WAIT JUNGKOOK AS IN JJKGAMING
Jessiedraws: was he your first kiss???
“Was he my first kiss?” Seokjin reads. “No, one of my other boyfriends was. Yoongi was there, though.”
butteredpopcorn: pardon me did u say other boyfriends
rjandicecream: kissing boys is kinda gay ngl
momfuker: YOU HAVE MORE THAN ONE BF ?
yejinmeow: youre collecting boyfriends like pokemon i wish i was u
Seokjin threw away his empty ramyeon bowl and moved forward to read the chat. “Yes, I have six partners. We’re in what’s called a polyamorous relationship, so basically, we’re all dating each other. We live together and kiss and stuff.” Seokjin wiggled his eyebrows mischeviously.
He smiled softly and looked around the room, making sure no one was there. “They’re all very sweet, and don’t tell them this, but,” Seokjin leaned forward and whispered, eyes crinkling from the breadth of his smile, “I love them a lot.”