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Chanyeol looked at his son for another moment, it's not stern, but his stares didn't forget to look how serious he was.
Earlier, his five-year-old son, Haneul, came up to his office at their house, asking for his daddy's attention. He knows how mischievous and crazy this five-year-old kid is whenever an idea hits his little brain, but heck, he doesn't know that he will get this until this point.
"Hannie, what did you say again?" Chanyeol said, fixing his specs that were falling on the tip of his nose.
"Daddy," he said. Haneul points to himself and says, "Hannie, meㅡi am married!"
And the little guy repeated, looking at his daddy with his left hand on his waist and the other hugging his tiger plushie, Gerry.
Chanyeol heard him pretty clear for the second time. He frowns at his son, who manages to mirror his expression, a bit annoyed because daddy made him repeat it twice.
"you're married?" Haneul nods, "to whom?" the little guy smiles widely at his daddy.
"to my classmate! He kissed me earlier and told me, I am married to him" he let a soft giggle that echoes around the room.
Chanyeol widens his eyes at the information "he what!?" and raps that cause the toddler to be startled. He got up and scooped his son, checking his body, mostly his lips, that look exactly like his husband.
Haneul frowns at his daddy 'cause he is acting weird.
The door opened and revealed his husband with a smile on his lips.
"Did he tell you?" Baekhyun asked as he tiptoed to kiss his shocked husband on the lips and his baby boy on the cheek.
"I told you daddy will get the biggest shock of his life if you tell him," Baekhyun said to his youngest.
Chanyeol looked at his husband with a not-so-good aura, like he's ready to kill whoever kissed his son. Baekhyun chuckles only at this.
"Stop it, love, you look like a serial killer" and palms the whole face of his husband like he is hiding him from the world. Chanyeol shakes his head to remove Baekhyun's hand, only to give his husband a glare.
"How can you let that happen! He is still a baby Baek, our baby!" Chanyeol retorts, kissing Haneul on the lips to erase the traces of the kid who kisses his precious baby.
Baekhyun snorts.
"It's not like your son really gets married to Chanyeol. Stop being a baby" he ruffles Haneul's hair and fixes the silky hair back to show his gorgeous forehead. He got his eyes from Chanyeol, a wide and expressive eyes that Baekhyun won't and can't say no when he flashed his precious puppy eyes. Other than his eyes, everything screams a mini version of Baekhyun.
"but still," Baekhyun gives him a glare and Chanyeol pout.
"He kissed Haneul, LOVE HE KISSED MY BABY, OUR BABY!" he hugs his son like there's a prey would eat Haneul any moment.
"It's an innocent kiss, love, that meant nothing," his husband said.
Baekhyun released Haneul to the floor and told him that his brother, Sehun, was waiting for him. They can hear Haneul shouting, 'I'm married' while sprinting down the hallway to Sehun's room. Chanyeol looks at his husband and glares at him. Baekhyun only envelopes him in a hug and gives feather light kisses all around his face. Soon enough, Chanyeol engaged him in a deep yet passionate kiss, molding their lips perfectly.
Oh, how can I not love this immature old man, Baekhyun thought.
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Baekhyun was in the kitchen reading the reviews for the latest collection they launched, and most of it was not for the clothes but for his kids, who was the model.
His twins, who grew up like some kind of ancient Greek gods, agreed to their papa to be his model. Even Jongin, who's not really fond of publicity like this, didn't have second thoughts and immediately said yes. Baekhyun asked them again before he made confirmation with his team.
It's not really hard when they did the photoshoot because, as the photographer said, both of them acted natural and like real professional models. After the photos were published, many brands, local and international, came up to ask him. They wondered if his twins can model for them, which was rejected by his own husband via email.
The twins need to finish their studies, first, they don't need to take that kind of job. Baekhyun and Chanyeol already put more than enough (probably more than those companies’ offers) into their savings. After they figure out what they want for their lives, then, Chanyeol and Baekhyun would only do it to support their kids, nothing more, nothing less. After all, their kids' happiness is their top priority.
Sehun enters with Haneul hanging on his back like a monkey. He was also shocked when his brother was saying he is married, chanting like it is a spell. Sehun let him but eventually got really curious about it.
"What on earth did Hannie say he's married?" Sehun asked, frowning, making his papa look up, acknowledging his and his brother's presence.
Haneul was on his back and kept on chanting, 'because I am married!' that actually made Sehun getting annoyed about it, but for Greek god and goddess sake! His brother is still five years old and has a lot to learn from this world. Not being a protective cult-like what he did to Kyungsoo before, Sehun won't allow anyone to ask for his precious baby brother's hand yet.
Baekhyun snorts at his youngest son, Haneul keeps repeating it. He doesn't even take his afternoon nap to announce to their whole household that he's getting married. Even Eunhae, the ten years old curiously asked his papa what does Haneul meant by that. Baekhyun shrugged and smiled at his daughter, saying, 'just his crazy idea,' which made Eunhae giggles and got back to work on her assignments.
"It is a joke, Hunnie. You should know that" Baekhyun closes his laptop before giving his full attention to his sons, folding his arms above his chest. Haneul mumbles 'not a joke, Papa, ' and adorably pouts at his papa.
The nineteen-year-old hums and looks at his papa with a frown, eyes speaking to him like 'is it really a joke?' which makes Baekhyun roll his eyes at him.
Sehun was being a protective brother again like their other father.
Like every other sibling, Haneul and Sehun were close to each other, like how Jongin is with Sehun. The little boy was a self-proclaimed twin of Sehun 'cause Hunnie gives the best cuddles-like daddy he once reasoned out.
"Hannie married Woonie!" he exclaimed, voice full of enthusiasm.
They all heard a 'tsk' that made their head turn to Chanyeol. Haneul pouted at his daddy while Sehun frowns, showing how he was confused about this whole marriage thing from his little brother.
"No, you're not, and you can't get married until you reach thirty," he raps. Chanyeol gets himself a glass of water, walking to lean on the kitchen counter, looking intently at his youngest.
"no, daddy! I am married right now," Haneul said.
Sehun put his baby brother on the stool, adjusting Haneul so he won't fall on his back. He walked to his papa and hugged him sideways. It looks like Haneul was being investigated in a totally life-threatening crime. The five years old boy pouted as he looked at his parents and brother. Like his daddy and papa, Haneul is now married to his classmate, Woon, who kissed him earlier on the cheeks (read: CHEEKS) and told him they are now married.
"Well, daddy said no, you are marriage-free right here and now, end of the story," he said casually.
Baekhyun looked taller and gave him a sharp glare.
"Chanyeol, please," he said, "well you know Hannie, you can't marry Woonie" he smiled at Haneul on the side, Sehun nods, agreeing to his papa. He is right though, his baby brother can't marry someone not unless he finished his studies and all.
"Why can't I? But you and daddy are married, right? You kiss from time to time, which Woonnie did! So we're married," his little brother said casually, sounding like their papa when he's pregnant.
"He did what!?" Sehun raps and widens his eyes. Haneul frowned because it was the exact reaction of his daddy earlier. Why was everybody doing it? He thought it was getting pretty annoying now for the five years old.
Chanyeol growls as his son says it again, and Baekhyun chuckles at Sehun.
"but it's only the first time, right?" Baekhyun asked.
Haneul put his hand below his chin and frowned before shaking his head.
"he does it every day, papaㅡ."
"HE WHAT!?" the three of them rasp loudly, all eyes widen at what the boy said.
"I swear I will killㅡ."
"Chanyeol!"
"What?! He does it every day, Baek! EVERY DAY, I swearㅡ, nope, transfer Haneul tomorrowㅡ."
"Park Chanyeol, shut up or else!" Baekhyun said, giving his stern look that makes Chanyeol shivers and huffs. When he knew Chanyeol already took it as a warning, he turned his head to Haneul.
"Baby, you can't let him do that," he said softly.
Haneul looks at his papa, pouting while his little legs are swinging back and forth, "why can't I?" he asked.
"Because you're still a kid, Hannie," his brothers said, "you can't let him kiss your lips nor any part of your face and body" he finished that earns a nod from his parents.
"but Hunnieㅡ"
"Listen, you know Kyungsoo and Nini, right?" Haneul nods.
"and daddy and papa," he continues.
"Yep," Haneul said, popping the 'p' that makes Sehun smile at his baby brother.
"Nini isn't married, but like daddy and papa, they kiss a lot too," he raps. Haneul frowns at him.
"and why Nini and Soo aren't married if they kiss a lot?" he retorts, eyebrows furrowed at his older brother.
"because Nini and Soo are still studying like you and me. And they are called boyfriends, not just a boy who you’re friends, with Hannie. They are a special case of friendship, plus they still can't marry until they have jobs to support their future and reach thirty like what daddy said earlier."
Sehun grins at his daddy's 'that’s right' in the background. "So not until Woonie and you have a proper job like daddy and papa, you can't marry each other," Sehun said. He walks back to where his baby brother is sitting, "understand?" Haneul looks up at him, pouting but nods.
Chanyeol sits beside Baekhyun, and the smaller leans his back on him while looking at their sons.
"So you shouldn't let him kiss you. If he kisses you again, tell him your daddy doesn't want you to be kiss by him nor someone, okay?" Chanyeol said.
Haneul hums, still pouting "but hold hands is allowed?" he asked, looking at his daddy.
"only that!" his daddy exclaimed.
Haneul giggled, raising his left hand, and said, "okay, daddy, promise only hold hands and no kissing."
The little guy turned to reach for his Sehun-hyung, and immediately his brother scooped him.
Haneul rested his head on his brother's shoulder and looked at his parents.
Baekhyun smiled at them, playing with his husband's callous hands. He feels nostalgic whenever he looks at his kids. He still can't believe that these kids are his and Chanyeol's. They made these amazingly beautiful, wonderful, and lovely kids.
"everything is clear now?" Baekhyun said.
"I changed my mind. You can't marry until you reach thirty-five," Chanyeol said, grinning.
"Chanyeol!/Daddy!" was heard across the kitchen, and it was only replied by a deep laughing voice saying it was only a joke that earns wine from his husband and sons.
It might not be a good joke, but it was a good laugh.
