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// unsanitariness, 6th grader terminology, inaccurate, bad writing on purpose, don’t read, rants in between because i hated writing this
Warning: this is satire, all of the characters are mischaracterized, and everything is inaccurate. Anyways enjoy.
inne felt a large bubble travel through his clenched buttcheeks and as he struggled to hold it in him, someone had knocked into him and caused him to slip up.
“Woops”
I CANT DO HIS ANYMORE EVERYTHING IS SO MENTALLY PAINFUL. I REGRET WRITING THIS FIC. I DONT WANT TO DESCRIBE RINNE HOLDING IN A FART. Moving on.
Kohaku was greeted by the smell of pungent gas
‘Brooooo XD sorry mah man’
Kohaku was super duper mad ya know, ‘Literally die.’ He said.
‘Ya. Okay.’ Rinne shouted as loud as a Barbary Lion, ‘Nah’
Nd then everyone died
No i loterallycannot continue writing this it is physically affectibg me.