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It started like anything else: Mount Lady came to give a guest lecture on the importance of social media to the burgeoning heroes of class 3-A. Not ones to fail to rise to new challenges, or maybe because this was one of the few entertaining things to come up in their third year, they all jumped at the chance to create their online presences.
They set up Instagrams, Twitters, and even official Facebook pages with their hero names and hero portraits adorning each. One platform, though, quickly became where the students spent most of their time and energy: Tik Tok. Some took it more seriously than others. Katsuki set up his as a sort of fitness update account. He showed the progress of his explosions, as well as giving teasers to his special moves without revealing too much. Tenya and Eijiro fell into this same category, both of them either showing their quirk exercises or spars with the rest of the class.
Then there were those that took it less seriously. Denki made it a habit to stitch his videos with every hot guy or girl on the app, adding nothing more than his gaze into the camera to the videos. His classmates would be found in the comments calling him out for being a creepy weirdo to which he’d almost always reply that he was “appreciating the human physique.” Minoru would agree under him and the girls would try their hardest to get his comments removed by moderators, which they did successfully every time.
The girls were a mixed bag. Ochako preferred to show off her ass-kicking skills, especially against the guys of her class. She put up a video of her beating Katsuki which ended up being her most viral video. Kyouka and Mina, of course, chose to showcase their song and dance talent, both amassing fans who appreciated the multi-talented almost-heroes.
None of them, though, amassed quite as many followers as Izuku. From his first day on the app, he gained thousands of followers and likes. His videos were fairly simple, much in the same vein of the “serious” Tik Tokers. Although, there was something different with his videos. Could it have been that every video was “accidentally” a thirst trap? Most definitely. Whether accidentally or on purpose, Izuku’s Tik Tok garnered the attention of female and male fans alike who couldn’t get enough of him or his body.
Seemingly innocent videos of him punching a bag turned into viral sensations noting how sweat glistened against his abs or focusing on how his shorts slung low enough to reveal his v-lines. He had grown in his time at UA. No longer was Izuku a shrimpy, short, and lean teenager. He had come to an even six foot two, weighed well over two hundred pounds, and was cut like marble. Not to mention, he’d cut his hair, taming it into a fashionable undercut, and decided to pierce his ears. The result left him looking less cute and more dangerous and intimidating. Gone too was his meek attitude as he now settled in as a confident young adult. Izuku was more self-assured, he questioned himself less and didn’t let anyone else question him either. One thing remained though, and that was his cheery disposition. He was equally liable to make a cocky remark to someone now as he was to say something flowery and nice. His fans absolutely ate all this up and this popularity slowly sept into UA.
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“Did you see his fucking post on Sunday? Like Jesus, I never thought I’d want to lick sweat off of someone,” Mina sighed and rested her chin on her hand, a wistful look marking her face. Giggles surrounded her along with murmured “mhms.”
“Right. I’m pretty sure I would do some very bad things to even get half a chance with him,” Ochako joined Mina in her wistful gaze, the rest of the girls nodding their heads along. Their trance-like, Izuku-centric state was quickly broken, however, when the man himself dropped down into the empty seat at their lunch table.
“Hey ladies, what are we talking about?” He shot them a charming smile, his eyes trailing over all of them there. Tooru choked on her spit, Kyouka leaning over to aggressively pat her on the back. He tilted his head slightly at her in concern and her gloved had waved him off. If she was visible, he’d surely see the bright blush donning her cheeks.
“Hi Zuzu, we were just talking about how we wanted to have a slumber party this weekend, and well, we were wondering if you wanted to join us?” Mina batted her eyelashes while Ochako reached underneath the table to give her a slight pinch. Truthfully, it wasn’t odd for him to join the girls. He tended to hang out with them over the guys for one reason or another and so he felt comfortable saying yes but he did like to tease them here and there.
“Hmmm what’s in it for me though, Mina? Before you say anything, ‘mani-pedi’ is not a good answer,” he held her gaze and quirked an eyebrow at her. She nervously looked at Ochako, begging her friend to help her. Ochako pretended not to see the plea for help, a smirk pushing up her cheek.
Mina was saved by Momo who spoke up from her spot next to Tooru, “Well Izuku, didn’t you say you wanted to add some more fun content to your Tik Tok? Why don’t we help you with that?” His grin grew into his classic smile, the one that lit up his eyes and dazzled his followers, the girls sitting with him included.
“That’s great, Momo! Count me in! I’m not really sure what direction I want to go in yet, but I think my followers are getting bored of the workouts and spars,” the girls around him fixed him with unbelieving looks, “What?!”
“Nothing, you’re just dumb. I’m almost certain that if you only posted the stuff you currently do until the end of time, your followers would die completely happy,” Ochako stated, rolling her eyes at him. A slight blush marked his cheeks and he whipped out his phone to check on his account.
“I mean, I guess. They were pretty lively with the last video I posted. I kinda wanna take it down because I guess they think they can see some sort of bulge?” His cheeks grew redder as the girls around him shouted “NO” causing other tables around theirs to look at them weirdly.
“Hey fucking nerd! Tell your beehive to shut the fuck up. I’m trying to eat,” Izuku rolled his eyes at Katsuki seated at a table a few feet from theirs and stuck his middle finger out.
“How about you mind your damn business, asshole,” Izuku yelled back, but no one could miss the twin grins on their faces.
“Damn, those followers must be going to your head because I know you aren’t talking to me!” With that Katsuki flung a mini AP Shot at Izuku’s face. Izuku countered this with a mini version of his air canon, laughing happily when it blew back up in Katsuki’s face. Everyone expected the blonde to jump up and start an all-out brawl with Izuku, but instead, he stayed in his seat and wiped at the black soot coating his face. After he was clean, he came up behind Izuku and whispered something in his ear, and booked it out of the cafeteria, leaving Izuku to sigh, say a polite goodbye to the girls, and follow him out.
The girls gave each other confused looks but shrugged their shoulders figuring this was normal behavior for the wonder duo.
“We need to figure out what kind of video we want to make. There’s so many options…” Mina trailed off, her chin once again coming to rest on her hand as she looked off into space.
“Oh, I know exactly what sort of video we will be making, ladies,” Ochako grinned as she quickly began to divulge her plan.
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Izuku wasn’t an idiot, he very well knew the effect his videos were having on people. He also wasn’t stupid enough to not play into it. He would be lying if he didn’t enjoy a small amount of attention. After years of being the “plain” one who no one would spare a second glance at, it felt good ok? So if he purposely set up his phone to show him working out his back muscles and if he also maybe pulled down his shorts a little to show off his Venus dimples, then that was his business.
But what the girls wanted that night at their sleepover, he wasn’t all too sure of. It would take his page from oblivious, innocent, thirst trapping, to completely intentional and almost downright lewd. He almost forgot to care about all that when they explained it though.
“So we were thinking. You can completely say no because it might be weird or something or I don't know, maybe uncomfortable and” Ochako’s voice became muffled as Tooru slapped a hand over her mouth.
“God, what Ocha is trying to say is that we should make a video of you lip-synching…only the song is dumb sexy and definitely a change from the aggressive rap you currently use in your videos,” Tooru’s voice rang out while Ochako freed herself from the invisible grasp.
“Not to mention, we will all be in the video. I think a few hot women would skyrocket your views. Not that you need help as it is but, still.” He looked at Mina contemplatively and smirked.
“Ah so this is an attempt to ride my coattails huh?” Laughing, he moved to sit down on the couch, moving Mina’s ankles to sit under them.
“Yeah, not the only thing I’m trying to ride,” Ochako muttered under her breath, feeling Tooru pinch her side and giggle, breathing out a “same.”
“What was that Ocha?” Izuku quirked an eyebrow at her. He totally heard her but he thought it’d be funny to see her squirm.
“Ah! Nothing! Anyway, no we don’t want to ride your coattails, Izu. You just never post any of your friends. I’m actually a little offended. You should show us off! Everyone will be jealous of you!” She moved to sit next to him, resting her arm on his shoulder and pouting her lips slightly. He laughed and shook his head.
“Okay, you make a compelling argument, Ocha. What’s the song though?” At this Kyouka shot up from her position tangled with Momo on Mina’s bed.
“Slumber Party by Ashnikko! It’s popular right now!” Izuku laughed loudly having heard the song several times.
“Huh. That’s very fitting for tonight isn’t it? I can’t help but feel this was planned,” all the girls blushed aggressively, “I know the words though, so I guess it’s fine.”
Mina squealed and sat up, bouncing in her seat, “OKAY! We need to get ready! Zuzu babe you need to go get dressed because I refuse to allow you to look like a thumb while the rest of us look hot. I’m gonna send you a picture of what I want you to wear and you go put it on! Okay?!” She got up and pulled him to his feet, not waiting for his reply, detaching Ochako from his arm who let out a noisy complaint. He nodded his head and left the room. Not even a minute later, Mina sent him an older picture of himself. Slacks, a button-down, and a chain? What’s that gotta do with a slumber party?
He shrugged and proceeded to his room, but was stopped by a tight grip on his wrist. He swung around, his eyes meeting crimson.
“Yo, nerd. Are you busy right now?”
“Kacchan when has me being busy literally ever stopped you from bothering me?” He watched as the blonde’s face fell and felt a pang in his chest at the sight. “No, no, wait, not bother. You don’t bother me, Kacchan. What’s up? You wanna hang or something?” Izuku tried for a kind smile, his hand reaching to gently grab the wrist that was still grasping his own. Katsuki looked up at him (the fact that Katsuki had to look up to him at all made Izuku just a little bit giddy).
“Yeah, I wanted to hang out. There’s that All Might movie that's just like all of his best fights rolled into one film and my parents kinda got me an advanced copy…” Izuku’s face would’ve morphed into mild disappointment, he would’ve called the girls and canceled on their night, would’ve told him “absolutely Kacchan!” had he not made a promise to himself.
His and Katsuki’s friendship had grown, they’d made it back to where they were before everything and they were both enjoying themselves. But in forgiving Katsuki, in letting him back in, he made himself promise that he’d put himself first. He swore to let Katsuki chase him since the last ten years had been Izuku running after him. Izuku didn’t cancel plans for him anymore, he wouldn’t set aside time simply because the blonde demanded it. He executed balance in his own life and he was satisfied with it.
Because of this, he met Katsuki’s gaze with a slight frown playing on his lips.
“I’m sorry, Kacchan. I promised the girls I’d hang out with them tonight! We’re making videos for my Tik Tok! Remember I told you I thought people were getting bored?”
“You’re a fucking dumbass if you think your followers are getting bored of watching your hot ass work out,” Katsuki rolled his eyes, letting go of Izuku’s wrist, crossing his arms, and huffing a little bit.
“Eh? You think I’m hot huh?” He let a smirk climb on his face as Katsuki’s ears grew red.
“That’s not- No. God. Just fucking go!” Izuku laughed, watching Katsuki continue to pout, his face growing redder. He leaned over to poke at his cheeks.
“C’mon Katchaaaan you can admit it. I’ve grown! I’m not ugly anymore! And stop pouting, huh? We can hang out another day!”
“I’m not fucking pouting, asshole! Just go film your fucking videos with the airheads and we’ll hang out later or something.” He watched as the blonde stormed away, knowing he purposely made his steps as loud as possible.
He sighed and rolled his eyes. What a fucking brat.
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After getting dressed, he returned to Mina’s dorm, finding Mina and Ochako looking like they were about to go out rather than just film a few Tik Toks with him. They were in mini skirts, knee socks, and matching green knotted t-shirts with his bunny mask and “Izuku” stretching across their chests.
“Are those fucking Deku t-shirts?” He almost choked as they all began laughing, Mina bounding over to him, doing a little twirl.
“Do you like it, Zuzu? Momo made them!” He fixed Momo with a look.
“What happened to the economy, Mo?”
“This is for a good cause, Izuku. I think the economy will be fine with a few t-shirts,” she winked at him and created him one, throwing it at his face, “I thought it’d be funny if you gave one to Katsuki too, it’d be funny if he saw your hero merch before his.” Mischief lit Izuku’s face and he shot her a thumbs up.
“Oh he’s gonna be absolutely pissed, thank you, Momo,” he tossed it on Mina’s desk, moving to sit on the center cushion of the couch. He was then joined by Mina and Ochako on either side.
“What happened to Tooru?” He asked, though, really, she could actually be there and he would be none the wiser.
“Her parents came to get her, it was something with her mom I think,” Mina supplied.
“Ah, I’ll have to check on her later then!” He turned his head as Ochako swatted at him.
“Ew what the fuck Izu, why would you button all of these buttons?” Izuku felt her fingers roughly tug open the first four buttons of his shirt leaving a lot of his chest and chain on display. He flicked her fingers away.
“Is this a damn porno? Jeez.” Mina’s eyebrow quirked and she let a sultry smile curve its way onto her lips while her hand pet his chest.
“Do you want it to be?” He coughed loudly, his own cheeks growing red as he did his best strawberry impression. He was confident, not superhuman, ok? He quickly recovered after clearing his throat.
“Not to sound like Iida but that’d put a damper on our Pro-Hero careers, don’t you think? Or maybe not. I know Denki said Midnight has some…adult…films out there and she teaches us so,” Ochako clamped a hand on his mouth.
“You’re way hotter when you don’t mumble. Now, anyway, all you need to do here, Izu, is sing the lyrics while we make you look good, got it?” His curls bounced as he nodded his head, she released his mouth and he felt them get impossibly closer to him, their hands trailing his chest. Certainly feels like a damn porno.
“Okay, okay, I’m gonna start the music and Momo is going to hold up cards for you to read so you know you’re in sync with it since it’s not very loud.” Kyouka settled on the little stool that was low enough that the camera would be looking up at Izuku but high enough that it’d catch his body and the girl’s movements. He nodded his head and smiled at her. Momo sat beside her, the cards resting on her knees as the music began.
Me and your girlfriend playing dress up at your house
I gave your girl-
The music cut as Kyouka took in Izuku’s uncomfortable body language. Mina and Ochako had taken to crawling on him and pawing at his chest and he was getting flustered, not really knowing what to do with his hands.
“Just, like, do whatever, Izuku, I promise they don’t care. Plus you look like you’re about to shit yourself. Maybe don’t act like such a virgin,” Kyouka snickered while Izuku’s face darkened a little bit.
“Fuck it,” he hauled Mina half onto his left thigh so one of her legs was draped in between his, his hand supporting her waist, and then he moved Ochako to mirror her position. “Restart the music, please” his voice was dead calm, belying how embarrassed he proposed he was about to feel in about a minute.
Me and your girlfriend playing dress up at my house his hands moved down their waists to trail down the outside of their thighs, flicking the ends of their skirts while their hands played with the edges of his open shirt. His face dropped to Mina’s neck and he looked dead at the camera for the next line.
I gave your girlfriend cunnilingus on the couch
He let his nose run up Mina’s neck, her head lolling back a little while his hands roved back up her and Ochako’s bodies to knot in their shirts under their busts.
She’s cute, kawaii, hentai boobies that excite me
He let his thumbs caress their sides and switched his attention to Ochako as he sang the last words, his nose trailing her cheek before his lips hovered over hers.
I think she really likes me, asked politely can I- woah oh oh
He smiled and pulled back when the sound ended, letting go of the girls, their faces blank and cheeks warm. His gaze slid to Momo and Kyouka who looked similarly gobsmacked. He felt nervous energy start to build in his chest
Momo broke first, “I think what we just shot might count as pornography…” Izuku broke out in a laugh and got up to look at Kyouka’s phone. He was surprised, but had to agree with Momo, he just shrugged his shoulders, though.
“Ah it looks good. Thanks, ladies! Kyouka can you send that to me? We should do this again! It’s so fun!” Kyouka nodded her head, still a little dazed. Ochako and Mina were still in their positions on the couch. He swept back over and ruffled their hair lightly.
“Aw c’mon. Snap out of it! Kyouka practically dared me and I didn’t want to half-ass it! It looks really great! But anyway, I’m gonna head out because Aizawa will definitely kick my ass if he catches me here. Bye babes!” Izuku made sure to grab Momo’s shirt for Katsuki and sped out the door, his heart racing.
Ochako bolted out off the couch, almost tripping on her own feet, “What the FUCK just happened??” She practically yelled, making Kyouka wince.
“I really don’t know but I’m fucking glad it did. I think I’m gonna need a private moment cause whew!” Mina began fanning herself and for good measure fanned her skirt too.
“It was quite interesting to watch. I think if I weren’t a lesbian and devoted to Kyouka, he could’ve turned me just now,” Momo looked at Kyouka apologetically but she waved her off and laughed.
“No, same. I didn’t even mean to challenge him like that. I actually can’t wait to see what happens when he posts this. I’m gonna send it to him.” She pressed a few buttons on her screen and a “whoosh” was heard throughout the room as it sent.
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Izuku smiled as his phone dinged when he got settled in his bed. He made it to the app and went to upload it with the caption “Slumber Party x @MinaBabe @FloatyGirl @Yaomomo @Headphonez” He locked his phone and closed his eyes to sleep.
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Bzz bzz bzz bzz
Izuku’s eyes popped open in annoyance. He groped for his phone on the nightstand and pulled up his message app. [50 unread texts] He felt anxiety as he clicked into the class group chat, worried that something had happened while he was asleep.
[Aizawa’s Darlings]
Pikachu: IZUKU! MAN WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?????? [attachment]
HardBoi: WOAH! @IZUKU???????
Invisi: Man :/ I’m still pissed I had to go home! I would have loved to be there :(
Pikachu: you knew about this???
Invisi: uh yeah, obviously, Izu’s a snack and the girls wanted to do a video with him
Yaomomo: It was very fun, indeed! Kyouka did a good job filming!
Earphones: Thanks, babe. It was all Izu tho, he really didn’t like me calling him a virgin ig lol
Hardboi: no way is he a virgin when he did all that! Do you have eyes?
FloatsMaGoats: I might have to agree with Kiri lmao
Pinky: Yo me too, I’m still feelin’ a lil hot and bothered…
Deku: Hmm, 8:00 AM and y’all are discussing my alleged virginity huh? Your asses are mine next training.
Pinky: who’s gonna tell him my ass is already his if he wants it…
FloatsMaGoats: ^^^^^^^^^^^ x100
Pikachu: Kacchan is gonna lose his shit, I’m not ready.
Hardboi: Denki man, stfu!
Pikachu: [unsends]
Deku: Why would Kacchan care? Its just a video and I definitely told him I had plans.
[Katsuki has left the group]
Deku: ughhhhhhhh.
Hardboi: oof.
Denki: no forreal though Izuku you didn’t have to steal all the girls man. Not cool.
Hardboi: Denki man, so not manly you perv.
Deku: I’m literally gay????
FloatsMaGoats: HUH??????????
Denki: WHAT- YOU FELT UP ON THE GIRLS AND YOURE GAY???? A FUCKING WASTE.
Hardboi: I’m very sorry for him, he gets dumber every time he uses his quirk, please forgive him
Deku: you all are joking right?
Pinky: *pounds on the floor in agony*
Invisi: I’m actually sobbing. What do you mean youre GAY?
Deku: like, Im gay? Into guys? Gay as fuck? Do you need a dictionary definition?
Pinky: *SCREAMS* THE GIRLS TOOK AN L! HAVENT MEN TAKEN ENOUGH FROM US?????
Yaomomo: I’ll be honest, Izuku, as a gay woman, I’m shocked myself.
Earphones: Our gaydars are broken apparently. In any case, welcome to the gay side, to your right is all the iced coffee and cuffed jeans you could ever want.
FloatsMaGoats: This is so embarrassing I think I might float myself into the sun.
Pinky: Take me with you, I cant live in a world where Zuzu doesn’t like women even a little :/
Invisi: lmaooo
Denki: Dont worry, ladies, you still have me! ;)
Hardboi: bro…
Pinky: *crying in agony* THATS THE PROBLEM!
Deku: Listen, I just thought it was fun to play along with the girls. Their comments also never bothered me. I kinda also thought they were just fucking with me…
FloatsMaGoats: ha ha…yeah…totally just playing around…
Invisi: 😅
Pinky: *crying*
Deku: you guys are very weird. I’m gonna go find Kacchan while you settle…whatever this is…
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Izuku grumbled as he got out of his bed and pulled on his sweatpants, not bothering to look for a shirt in the pile on his floor. He didn’t know what Denki was talking about, and despite his own promise to himself, he felt the need to make sure Katsuki was ok. He took the stairs to the blonde’s room, passing Fumikage on the way and nodding his head in greeting. Once outside Katsuki’s room, he knocked hard, a little annoyed that he hadn’t gotten to sleep in.
“I already fucking told you, shitty hair, leave me the fuck alone!” The door opened roughly and Katsuki stopped in his tracks and quickly trailed his eyes over Izuku’s form and then made to close the door but the greenette stopped him, pushing the door open to look at Katsuki’s face. He considered himself an expert on all things regarding his childhood friend. He could look at him and know exactly what he was thinking or what emotion he was feeling. But this, Izuku had never really seen something like this, at least not recently. It reminded him of the time Katsuki’s favorite All Might doll got crushed when they sent it flying into the street. He looked sad, borderline devastated.
“Hey…Are you okay? Whats wrong?” Izuku didn’t miss how Katsuki’s shoulders fell and his eyes slipped to the floor. He stepped in further, wrapping a hand around where his neck and shoulder met, his thumb beginning to rub circles on the skin there.
“You can tell me! It’s okay. I’ll listen.” Katsuki shrugged off his hand and turned around, exhaling loudly and dropping face down on his bed. Izuku swore he heard mumbled words. He rolled his eyes, moving into the room, closing the door and placing himself on the bed next to the blonde’s waist. He poked hard at Katsuki’s stomach which got him to turn on his side and whip out his phone, shoving it in Izuku’s face.
It was opened on the video from last night and holy fuck it had thousands of shares, comments, and a million likes. Did these people not sleep?! But still, this didn’t explain his friend’s reaction. Maybe he was jealous that the video was doing well?
“So, what’s the big deal? Do you want to collab with me next or something? You after some free clout, Kacchan?” He joked but the blonde’s face grew sour and he pushed Izuku off his bed.
“No, you fucking idiot. I don’t need your dumbass clout. I’m just. I’m just fucking bummed okay? It’s nothing.” Izuku’s face pinched in confusion as he looked up from the floor, Katsuki’s cheeks blazing red.
“Well, am I gonna have to play 20 questions with you to understand why you’re bummed or are you going to be a big boy and tell me?” Yeah, maybe he was being an asshole but he was tired!
“Fuck. C’mon Deku, don’t make me, okay? I don’t want to ruin shit. Can’t we just watch the All Might movie and be done with it? That’ll make me feel better.” He clicked on his TV, the movie queued up on the screen. Izuku was tempted, but part of his promise meant that he couldn’t let Katsuki brush things off anymore. They needed to communicate.
“Kacchan, I’ve been super honest with you about a lot of things. I know you know that I’m not accepting non-answers anymore. I need you to tell me what’s going on so we can work on it together,” Izuku surprised himself at his serious tone but made no move to lighten his words. He saw Katsuki wince and huff.
“Fuck, okay. But look this doesn’t have to change anything and I don’t know what it means or what I want but I was just fucking jealous, alright? It’s not just with this shitty video or like you not hanging with me last night, it’s just all the time. Whenever you hang out with someone and its not me, I wish it was. Or someone flirts with you I can’t help but get super mad and your whole fucking Tik Tok pisses me off ‘cause all these thirsty ass bitches don’t even know you like I do” Izuku cut him off by placing a thumb over his lips, his hand grasping his jaw.
“You’re rambling, which, that’s my job, by the way. I’m just gonna ask you a question and you just nod or shake your head, ok?” The blonde nodded that he understood.
“Do you have feelings for me, Kacchan?” Katsuki’s eyes grew wide, his face flashing in fear, but closing his eyes, he nodded his head. Izuku smiled, his eyes shining, fucking finally. He moved his thumb and placed his lips against Katsuki’s. For a moment, he seemed shocked, allowing Izuku to move his lips against his still ones. He quickly caught up, though, wrapping his arms around Izuku’s neck and moving their lips together.
Izuku chuckled and moved away slightly, “I didn’t think I needed to tell you that I’m a flaming homo, but here I am. I also didn’t think I needed to tell you that I have feelings for you too. I don’t know what me chasing after you for ten years when you were such a dick to me translated to in your head but…” Katsuki’s brow furrowed and he began to pout a little bit.
“Then what the fuck is this fucking video and actually! All of your videos! I know you do that shit on purpose you asshole!” Izuku laughed and kissed Katsuki on the cheek.
“Man you really are jealous huh? I call all that fan service. But I was hoping that you were watching them.” Katsuki huffed and took his phone into his hand tapping a folder that was labeled “spank bank” (courtesy of Eijiro). Inside it, Izuku could see a bunch of his videos saved. He smirked at Katsuki and trailed his hands down to squeeze his sides.
“Man and to think if you’d have nutted up a little sooner, you coulda been the one in the video with me last night!”
“Like hell! I’m not a piece of arm candy for you to show off to the whole fucking world, jackass!”
Izuku trailed his lips up the side of Katsuki’s neck and whispered lowly in his ear, “Oh yeah? Well then how about you and I make a private video of our own right now?” The blonde pushed lightly at Izuku’s chest but accepted his lips anyway.
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A few days later, Katsuki’s Tik Tok was flooded with comments (mostly Mina wailing dramatically) and likes, his following list growing exponentially due to a post of him and Izuku with the caption “I think he really likes me, asked politely can I- woah oh oh.”
But all Izuku could think was God bless Mount Lady.