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“So if I were to find a girl attractive would that make me bi?”
Seokjin finishes swallowing his spoonful of yogurt and shrugs. “Depends. Do you find her attractive enough to think about sleeping with her?”
Jeongguk tilts his head in thought. “I don’t think so?”
“Then, no. You wouldn’t be bi, just someone who thinks a girl is pretty,” Namjoon answers.
“Is that possible?” Jeongguk asks.
Seokjin lofts his spoonful of yogurt in the air as he says, “Of course! All women are beautiful anyway. Just because you can admit that doesn’t mean you want to have sex with them. You just appreciate their aesthetic.”
“So, I’m not bi then?”
“Probably not,” Namjoon answers. “But even if you are, it really wouldn’t matter unless you wanted to introduce a girl to us and make us a quartet.”
“For the record, I’m biromantic, but I wouldn’t want to have sex with a woman,” Seokjin butts in.
Jeongguk’s expression wrinkles with confusion. “Wait, so romantic attraction is different too? This is too confusing.”
Seokjin and Namjoon exchange glances over their food then promptly break out in laughter that leaves their younger boyfriend pouting. When their laughter is beginning to die out, all it takes is one look at Jeongguk’s face for the giggles to overcome them again.
Needless to say, it takes a while for Jeongguk’s boyfriends to gain their composure again.