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Snarky, smart and salty Kei just hits different, anyone can be attracted and everyone is allured by it.
Like how Kuroo enjoy having witty banters with Kei, on and off the court. And sometimes (that's really always) he just want to put Kei's witty mouth on a good use.
Keiji enjoyed hearing Kei unintentionally pissed off Kuroo and Bokuto, and he always stare at the golden beauty that is Tsukishima Kei but he apparently love that Kei talks to him with respect and he just wants to asks for his hand right there.
Bokuto, who, despite taking irritation in Kei's salty attitude can't help but be proud when the honey-eyes cutie accomplishes something, making him feel like a father or he just wanna be called daddy (?)
Daichi who asks Kei about what he thinks about the game they had, love how Kei deny that he becomes serious but enjoy it when Kei improves little by little and he knows that Kei talks to him politely more than anyone.
Kageyama hates Kei and how he calls Kageyama 'King' but that King stutters when complementing Kei and he wants Kei to be able to fly too on his highest point, like an angel from the heaven.
Suna wanting to control Kei but love Kei's pretty eyes looking at him in irritation whenever they try to block each other team's attack, he pester Kei too since the Karasuno's moon seem to be solely paying attention on him.
And everyone loves Kei's mean but truthful retort and loves it more when Kei carry those beautiful traits as he improves.
But a struggling, angry and blushing Kei is such a sight to see and everyone witness it when Akiteru uploaded all of Kei's pictures online and making Kei known, who must have expect that that tall, blond, gorgeous and salty Kei looks just as cute and pretty as he is now and from his baby photos.
Who will he let among them call him baby?