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Part 8 of The Brave New World Project Hamilton Rewrite
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2021-06-27
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"I'll Be Back" - Parody of "You'll be Back" from "Hamilton"

Summary:

[Chancellor Palpatine]

You say

The price of alliance’s not a price you’re willing to pay.

The seventh installment in the Brave New World Project Hamilton Parody.

This is the twenty-fifth post for The Brave New World Project! If you're interested in joining us, head to the discord. The Brave New World Project

Notes:

Hello! I am Aux, the Head Hauncho of The Brave New World Project. This is a Star Wars AU timeline in which the Separatists discover Earth between Episodes II and III, and eventually take it over. During the Clone War, the Republic liberates the planet, but then the Separatists attack again and the people of Earth are fighting to take back the planet from both the Republic and the Separatists.
This AU is just in its starting fazes, and since it's a collaberative project, I'm going to need some help. I'm currently the only writer, script writer, voice actor, and singer on the project, and I need help! If you are interested visit the Discord server here: The Brave New World Project.
This is a parody of the song "You'll be Back" from the musical "Hamilton" by Lin Manuel Miranda. This song is the first of my major changes in the parody. Technically speaking, there are two characters who sing this song, when in Hamilton it's only one.
Come on guys, it's Palpaf*ck. He's basically got a controlled type of multiple personalities disorder. So that's what's going on here. Palpatine villain rants to us all.

Work Text:

~Guys, we're at twenty five! That's crazy! I can't believe we've gotten this far! Thank you so much to everyone who's stayed on with me since the beginning. And here's to another twenty five!

~Written by Aux.

 

[Chancellor Palpatine]

You say

The price of alliance’s not a price you’re willing to pay.

You cry

Fire potshots at my ship, oh, and me when you see me go by.

Why so sad?

Remember we made an arrangement when I came to stay.

Oh, you’re really quite mad.

Remember, despite our estrangement, I’m your man.

 

[Darth Sidious]

I’ll be back. Oh you’ll see.

Now remember you belong to me. 

I’ll be back, time will tell. 

You’ll remember I can serve you well.

Empires rise, Democracies fall.

I will see us both, through it all.

And since push, has come to shove. 

I will send out my droid battalions to remind you of my love!

 

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hiya ha

Ha ha ha ha hiya ha!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hiya ha

Ha ha ha ha ha

 

[Chancellor Palpatine]

You say my occupations draining and you can’t go on.

Who’ll be the one complaining when I am gone…?

 

[Darth Sidious]

Oh no, don’t change the subject. 

This is my favorite subject.

My sweet, submissive subject.

My loyal, toil subject.

Forever, and ever, and ever and ever and ever…

 

[Chancellor Palpatine]

I’ll be back, like before.

I’ll play both sides and win the war.

For your ‘sources, for you slaves

Oh you’re mine until your dying days.

While I”m gone, you’ll go mad

I won’t throw away the thing we have.

“Cause when push, comes to shove

 

[Sidious]

I will kill your friends and family, to remind you of my love.

 

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hiya ha

Ha ha ha ha hiya ha!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hiya ha

Ha ha ha-

Everybody!

 

[Ensemble]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hiya ha

Ha ha ha ha hiya ha

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hiya ha ha ha ha

Ha ha hiya ha!