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Banri was sitting on the sofa, with a drink in his hands. He sipped it with a smirk on his face before sighing and sinking into the soft cushions more.
“Oi Settsu” A voice called out from somewhere down the hallway.
“Ahh?? The hell do ya’ want man?”
There was a long silence that followed. Banri stood up and looked around to see no one there.
“HEy! Hyodo what the hell are ya’ tryna’ pull !” he clicked his tongue in annoyance.
Juza then briskly walked inside from the entrance to the courtyard, which was in the opposite direction to that of the hallway.
“ Hmm? Is somethin’ wrong?” Juza asked in a calm manner. Banri’s eyes widened a bit and he looked around before laughing nervously and quickly walking out of the room.
Juza just stared at him in confusion before heading back into the garden to help Tsumugi and Guy plant some trees.
--------- later that day --------------------
Banri had gone out with Tenma to buy some new clothes and ended up buying a crop top hoodie along with a sleek black skin tight shirt. He decided to wear it in the dorms after coming home.
“ Dude, your outfit is totes cool man !!”
“ Lookin’ great Banchan !!”
“ That outfit is so cool Banri-san !!”
Banri smirked and reveled in all the praise he was getting because of his outfit. Of course he had a great fashion sense.
“ Oi Settsu, At least ya’ didn’t get any leopard print this time.”
“Haaa??” Banri looked around. Stupid Hyodo. He was always ruining the-
Banri looked around and saw yet again that he was the only one in the room as everyone had dispersed, and that Juza was nowhere to be seen.
“ What the Hell man!! If you wanna’ say somethin to me at least show your face, you-!!”
“ That crop top of yours is weird”
“ Like you could pull it off any better !!”
“ Oi. Shut up or I’ll crop your top!!”
“HAAA????”
And that was the last straw for Banri. He ran around the dorm looking for Juza but he was nowhere to be seen.
“Hey Kazu!”
“ Oh, Hey Settzer! Is something the matter?”
“Where the hell is Hyodo?”
“ Oh, He went out with Citron to get some groceries before Omi comes back from work.”
So… Hyodo wasn't in the dorms… then who the hell was…
Banri then heard a flapping noise coming from the kitchen. Then a lightbulb flickered in his head. He ran into the kitchen and saw Kamekichi happily pecking at a strawberry.
“ YOU!! It’s you isn't it !!” He held a squeaking Kamekichi in his hands.
“ LEt me go!! Let me go, it was meee!!!! This is scary, I'm just a little bird!! Let me go squawk!!”
“The Hell are ya’ imitating Hyodo for??!!”
At that moment the front door to the dorms opened.
“ We~ are~ Baaackk~!!” Citron said, flaunting his arms full of grocery bags.
“They gave us a lot of extra stuff too since Citron-san came with. He’s very popular.” Juza huffed as he trailed in behind Citron.
Banri stormed up to them.
“ OOuhh no~!! Banri what is wrong?!” Citron asked while putting the groceries down.
“ The hell why has Kamekichi been imitating you all of today huh???!”
“Oh he said he wanted to get a better chance at getting a girlfriend so he asked me to teach him how to talk like me.”
“ what the FUCK MAN !!”