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2021-07-01
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zhongli romantically murders you

Summary:

he kills you but its cute i swear very wholesome

Notes:

They tell me, "Keep it simple", I tell them, "Take it slow"
I feed and water an idea so I let it grow
I tell them, "Take it easy", they laugh and tell me "no"
It's cool but I don't see them laughin' at my money though
They spittin' facts at me, I'm spittin' tracks, catch me?
I'm spinnin' gold out my records, know you can't combat me
They tell me, "Jesus walks", I tell them, "Money talks"
Bling got me chill, 'cause I'm living in an icebox
They tell me I've been sleepin', I say, "I'm wide awake"
Tracks hot and ready so they call me Mister Easy-Bake
They say the grass is greener, I think my grass is dank
Drivin' with a drank on an empty tank to the bank
Do you feel me? Take a look inside my brain
The people always different but it always feels the same
That's the real me, pop the champagne
The haters wanna hurt me and I'm laughin' at the pain
Stayin' still, eyes closed
Let the world just pass me by
Pain pills, nice clothes
If I fall, I think I'll fly
Touch me, Midas
Make me part of your design
None to guide us
I feel fear for the very last time
They tell me that I'm special, I smile and shake my head
I'll give them stories to tell friends about the things I said
They tell me I'm so humble, I say, "I'm turning red"
They let me lie to them and don't feel like they've been misled
They give so much to me, I'm losing touch, get me?
Served on a silver platter, ask for seconds, they just let me
They tell me I'm a god, I'm lost in the facade
Six-feet off the ground at all times, I think I'm feelin' odd
No matter what I make, they never see mistakes
Makin' so much bread, I don't care that they're just being fake
They tell me they're below me, I act like I'm above
The people blend together but I would be lost without their love
Can you heal me? Have I gained too much?
When you become untouchable, you're unable to touch
Is there a real me? Pop the champagne
It hurts me just to think and I don't do pain
Stayin' still, eyes closed
Let the world just pass me by
Pain pills, nice clothes
If I fall, I think I'll fly
Touch me, Midas
Make me part of your design
None to guide us
I feel fear for the very last time
Lay still, restless
Losing sleep while I lose my mind
All thrill, no stress
All my muses left behind (left behind)
World is below
So high up, I'm near-divine (I'm so high up)
Lean in, let go
I feel fear for the very last time

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emma/19/popuolar/rich/taken/#### # ### #/ hot/ blonde/cheerleader/jake is mine!/ alpha/heat idk
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hot um zhongli x raeaeder

you finished off the last treasure hoarder like the badass bitch you are. you charged at the big man holding a shovel, a shart HELP I MEANT a sharp obsidian blade gripped tightly in your leather gloved hand. sweat tricked down your face and there was a small fire burning inside of you, strength surging through your adrenaline-rushed veins. the last struck from the other treasure hoarder you just defeated knocked the air out of your lungs and you kneeled, gripping the grass beneath you to regain stability (exactly how you should touch grass, go outside and do it u horne btch.) your chest heaved up and down, nausea nearly overwhelming you but you took a second to take a breath.
"Just another test subject," said the cocky treasure hoarder, and that same line that was said everytime you approached a group of those thieves enraged you.
"You're literally so dumb everytime I fight one against your little groups i fucking fold you so shut up i dont know why ur talking loser" you say
You glared at the thief as you started on one knee and then took off charging right at him. Once you are close enough you leap through the air, spinning around and striking him. you land gracefully because youre the alpha and super cool and swept a leg under his feet, bringing the man to crash onto the ground like an idiot. you finished him off and stabbed him.
wiping off the sweat off your face with a tired, confident grin, you notice a tall figure approaching you. im too lazy to explain how hot zhongli is here so just pretend i put a good description of him here thank you. bla hes hot and stuff ok
he was towering over you, his golden eyes piercing right into your [e/c] ones. his presence was intimidating and you felt almost paralyzed, too afraid to move. he gripped your chin with his hand and brought his face a few centimeters away from yours, and you could feel his hot breath hitting your face. his voice was low and husk, and he said, "i see your skill has improved."
you nod and give him a reassuring smile, but a bad feeling washed over you
before u knew it he was glaring down at you
"you attacked the wrong ones dumb bitch"
and then a huge meotor thing came down from the sky, heading right towards you. a shock of pure terror strikes you briskly, and you can hear him saying something as the rock thingy charges down from the sky
"I will have or-"

 

 

dead

 

 

 

 

 

 

Authors Note; Hey guys! Thsi is my first story I am so nervous ah. I rlly hope you liked my very romantic, enemies to lovers slow burn, lemon, fluff, nsfw, hot, rock kink, choking, zhongli fanfiction it took me so much effort and work

 

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to literally all of this plsplspls dont take htis srsly if you see this i hope nobody sees this though