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Secretary Hwang: Hello~ Did you eat? 🎵 Where are you, what are you doing? 🎵 Because I’m worried about you~ 🎵
Secretary Kim: Is everyone ready?
Secretary Hwang at the top of his lungs: HELLO~~~~~~ 🎵
Secretary Kang: Yep, all set.
Secretary Choi: We’re stealing the office gramophone back once and for all.
Secretary Kwak: I literally just came back from my vacation. Why am I involved in this…
Secretary Kim: Trust me Secretary Kwak. It’s for all of our sakes. My ears can’t take it anymore…
Secretary Kang: If I hear that song one more time, I’m going to lose my mind.
Secretary Choi: Remember the backup plan! If all else fails, just destroy the damn thing!
Secretary Kim: We’re counting on you Secretary Kwak! Go for it!
Secretary Kim pushes Secretary Kwak towards Secretary Hwang.
Secretary Hwang still singing at the top of his lungs: WHAT ARE YOU DOING OVER THERE RIGHT NOW~~~~ 🎵 I’M STARING AT YOU BLANKLY FROM FAR AWAY RIGHT NOW~~~ 🎵
Secretary Kwak: er…Secretary Hwang?
Secretary Hwang: Oh hi Secretary Kwak :) Can I help you?
Secretary Kwak: Well…I’m terribly sorry to inform you about this but Secretary Choi accidently spilled coffee all over your desk…
------------------------------------------5 minutes ago--------------------------------------
Secretary Choi, armed with the entire office’s coffee supply, stood over Secretary Hwang’s desk.
He grinned evilly to himself.
Secretary Choi: hahahaha…HAHAHAHAHAHAHA…MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Secretary Hwang calls it a disaster of inconceivable proportions. Secretary Choi calls it a work of art.
Either way, RIP Secretary Hwang’s desk.
-----------------------------------Fast-forward to present time -------------------------
Secretary Hwang: NO!!!! MY PRISTINE DESK!!!!!!!!
Secretary Hwang rushes to his office cubicle. Confirming that the coast is clear, Secretary Kwak gestures to the other secretaries with a thumbs up.
Secretary Kim: Secretary Kang! Now!
Secretary Kang dashes towards the office gramophone. He picks it up swiftly with his strong arms and makes a bolt for the exit.
Secretary Hwang: OH NO YOU DON’T!!!!
Secretary Hwang leaps from his office cubicle (curse his long legs) and breaks into a sprint heading straight for Secretary Kang.
Secretary Choi: YOUR DOMINATION OF THE OFFICE GRAMOPHONE ENDS TODAY SECRETARY HWANG!!!!!
Secretary Hwang: YOU’LL NEVER STOP ME SECRETARY CHOI!!!
Secretary Choi: OH YEAH?! TAKE THIS!
Secretary Choi blocks Secretary Hwang’s path with 5 vacuum cleaners.
Secretary Hwang: YOU STOLE MY VACUUM CLEANERS?!?!?!
Secretary Choi whips out a sledgehammer.
Secretary Choi: Take one more step and I’ll destroy all of them.
Secretary Hwang: THIS IS ABUSE!!!! YOU CAN’T DO THIS TO ME!!!!
Secretary Choi: THE VACUUM CLEANERS OR THE OFFICE GRAMOPHONE! MAKE YOUR CHOICE!
Secretary Hwang: I…I…I CHOOSE THE OFFICE GRAMOPHONE!
Secretary Choi: …what?
Secretary Hwang: I bought the vacuum cleaners using Secretary Kwak’s card so…it’s fine.
Secretary Kwak: YOU WHAT?!!?
Secretary Choi: Eh. Very well then.
Secretary Choi raises his sledgehammer.
Secretary Kwak: SECRETARY CHOI NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Secretary Kwak lunges at Secretary Choi and the two proceed to fight for the sledgehammer.
Secretary Kang: Shit…He’s gaining on me Secretary Kim. Do something!!!
Secretary Kim: Looks like I’ll have to use my secret weapon!
Secretary Kim intercepts Secretary Hwang and tackles him to the ground. Amidst Secretary Hwang’s confusion, Secretary Kim straddles Secretary Hwang around his waist and pins his wrists firmly to the floor with a single hand.
Secretary Kim in his deep, resonant voice: Enough is enough Secretary Hwang.
With his free hand, Secretary Kim gently caresses Secretary Hwang’s flushed cheeks and brushes his thumb lightly over Secretary Hwang’s lip.
Secretary Kim: Do you dare to disobey me?
Secretary Kim smirks as he smugly watches Secretary Hwang’s body melt and mind short circuit at his actions.
Secretary Kim had successfully reduced Secretary Hwang to a bumbling, incoherent mess.
Secretary Kang: Ok! I’ve installed the gramophone in my office. We should be fine from now on.
Secretary Choi from a distance: Are you sure it’s safe? Wouldn’t Secretary Hwang attempt to steal it from your office cubicle in the future?
Secretary Kang: Nah, he wouldn’t even dare to set foot in my cubicle. It’s too much of a mess for him :D
Secretary Choi: Perfect :D
Secretary Kwak: Secretary Kang, help!!!!
Secretary Kwak was still trying to stop Secretary Choi from destroying the vacuum cleaners.
Secretary Kang: Stop bullying Secretary Kwak!
Secretary Kang pries the sledgehammer away from Secretary Choi and Secretary Kwak’s hands.
Secretary Kang: I’m holding onto this for safe keeping.
Secretary Choi: Why do you always help Secretary Kwak! It’s not fair!
Secretary Kang: Because he’s my hyung :)
Secretary Kang fondly wraps his arm around Secretary Kwak’s shoulder.
Secretary Kwak: Thanks Secretary Kang :)
Secretary Kang: No problem :)
Secretary Choi: Ugh, your affection makes me want to puke. I’m out of here.
And so, peace at the Atlantis office is (temporarily) restored, with Secretary Hwang clinging onto Secretary Kim, Secretary Kang and Secretary Kwak snuggling into each other and Secretary Choi judging all of them.
The End! (for now)